Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%

  • Total voters
    294
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unny enough, Dick Masterson has made this boneheaded argument before too. He believes every act of litigation should be reviewed by the SCOTUS.
They kind of are. Anyone can petition the court. The petition is the first step in the process and there is an evaluation done of the case then. Its not that the litiagation is not reviewed, its rather that the review of the litigation is not transparent to the people making the petition and that the court doesn't have to state its detailed reasoning as to why it declines particular petitions.

50,000 cases in the federal court of appeals each year
8,000 petitions from those cases to the Supreme Court
100 cases get accepted.
 
Weird thing is, doing a quick search, it says both drugs are near identical except Nuvigil comes in smaller dosages & there might be a difference in what insurance covers. Not seeing how one could make Nick nearly homicidal & the other is fine.

My very brief investigation of Nuvigil vs Provigil last night revealed that Nuvigil was simply a purified isomer of Provigil.

Going back to high school chemistry, many molecules/drugs have a 50/50 concentration mixture of mirror image left-handed/right-handed isomers depending on how the bonds arrange in 3-D space.

In medicine, often only one mirror image configuration is actually an active drug while the other is usually just inert filler.

Drug companies often rebrand new versions of their product after some time on the market claiming they've made a purer, more effective version of their drug by only selling you a new version only containing the purified active mirror image handedness molecule. This also accounts for the " smaller doses", since it gets reduced roughly 50% by weight.

IRL though, it seems to mostly be marketing. I haven't seen much evidence that single-handed mixtures perform better clinically than the racemic ones.

Hence, Nuvigil should do the same as Provigil outside of the usual idiosyncrasies.

IIRC, the teratogenic effects of Thalidomide babies being born with seal hands due to the morning sickness drug was as a result of researchers not realizing initially that one half of the isomer configuration was toxic.

My mum had am adrenal issue and they tried the synthetic off-brand medication, but it haf different effect to the original name brand, so I do not totally discount this.

The universal thinking used to be that generic vs name brands were identical IRL.

The legislation used to be that generic drug manufacturers had to show "90% equivalent bioavailabilty" compared to the name brand products to get approved. Which was essentially considered good enough.

But now after all the COVID shenanigans and the fact that generic drugs are all offshored to Indian factories for pennies on the dollar, I'm more skeptical and have lost trust in everything.

Oh dear. Of course she has an OnlyFans.

I believe keanucthompson is Geno Bisconte's squeeze and Chrissie Mayr/Simpcast orbiter.

NSFW YT short


Geno Bisconte is a NY comedian and an Anthony Cumia orbiter with a show on his Compound Media network.

Nick met Bisconte on stream last year when Nick was helping promote Mayr's Florida content house weekend after Chrissie got her channel struck right before the event.

Keanu was also at the Florida event. I recall long segments of low-tier content (not with Nick) with male attendees oggling Keanu in a bikini in the pool along with that blonde who used to produce a whole bunch of reality, Big-Brother-esque shows but then got canceled.
I remember Keanu being in the pool because everyone kept commenting how flat chested she was compared to the more buxom blonde.

the kf consensus is rekieta will get a new contract but will be either less or at the same level as his old contract. it would only be a rekieta own if the new contract was multi-year and worth more, accounting for inflation, than his old contract
I think people just said it would be funny if it didn't get renewed. Most thought it would be renewed he would just have to take a pay cut.

This has been discussed at length. But in fairness to Nick, the general consensus on Nick's contract renewal on the thread has changed over time. Especially because Rumble continues to give deals to other low brow creators like Revenge of the Cis.

I think six months ago, the general consensus (or at least plurality) here was that Nick wasn't getting renewed.

But over time, this take has softened to a general take that Nick is going to get renewed at similar terms/get low-balled/get renewed but be stonewalled re: his boutique demands not to do the YT switch.

Of course, as mentioned here as well, given financial terms haven't been released and never will, we will never know for sure unless there's a clean break.

This isn't to noseguard, as Nick lies constantly. But the current gestalt re: Nick's contract on his thread has evolved and isn't monolithic.

Edit: typos and correcting a wrong definition
 
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Did Nick just fess up to having a dick shorter and thinner than the Balldo ™️ ? He did say his wife really fucking loved it when they first tried it, and only the wives of men with dicklets would be able to appreciate it.
Unfortunately I didn't save the video, but Our Wife was on one of his streams and they were talking about the Balldo, and she made a sly comment about his girth not being all that it could be.
 
If Rumble were to not renew Rekieta's contract or offer him new one with less money then he should tell them to fuck off. Nick could make so much more money by gambling. He can be the successful BossmanJack. How else is Nick going to maintain his current lifestyle and show off the fruits of his labor by rubbing the noses of the Karen Farmers and his other detractors in it? His recent dismissal of the ethics complaints is a sign from God telling him to not waste this opportunity. Imagine placing a 100K bet where it can pay off all the legal fees from Randazza.
 
They kind of are. Anyone can petition the court. The petition is the first step in the process and there is an evaluation done of the case then. Its not that the litiagation is not reviewed, its rather that the review of the litigation is not transparent to the people making the petition and that the court doesn't have to state its detailed reasoning as to why it declines particular petitions.

50,000 cases in the federal court of appeals each year
8,000 petitions from those cases to the Supreme Court
100 cases get accepted.
Right, but this guy is arguing everybody has a right to have their petition for certiorari granted.

That's never been a right, and I can't ever see it ever becoming one. It would be logistically impossible to do.

Said guy also doesn't seem to grasp Judge Judy is binding arbitration for television and that she hasn't been a serving judge for a long time.

Rekieta is left with nothing but idiots and lunatics now. If you are giving Rekieta money in 2023, you are a dumb. Simple as that.
 
Aren't all of those judge shows not actual judges but private arbitrators playing the part of a judge?
Yes. Though they'll often use retired judges or lawyers to give it an air of legitimacy.

It's not real court though.

In pointing out this "mong," @Himedall All-seeing Waifu might be aware there's a similar program in the UK called Judge Rinder. Same deal.
 
It looks like news got back to Legal Mindset about Nick airing his laundry on his Thanksgiving evening stream. Legal Mindset had Drexel on his stream last night, which I have yet to watch. I'll be a trooper for the team and watch it to see what's revealed, if anything, and get back to the thread with the findings. It'll be interesting to see where this goes...

Edit: I clarified that Legal Mindset had Drexel on his stream. My OP said “He”, which failed to identify if I was referring to Nick or Andrew.
 
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My mum had am adrenal issue and they tried the synthetic off-brand medication, but it haf different effect to the original name brand, so I do not totally discount this.

Idk you or your mum but I absolutely believe this to be true in her case. Rackets, not so much.

Hence, Nuvigil should do the same as Provigil outside of the usual idiosyncrasies.

Idiosyncrasies like Nick might have had his balldo strapped on too tight & indeed, it could have lead to a murderous rampage.
 
Did Nick just fess up to having a dick shorter and thinner than the Balldo ™️ ? He did say his wife really fucking loved it when they first tried it, and only the wives of men with dicklets would be able to appreciate it.
Maybe one of the autists with eidetic memories or one of the clippers can pull this up, but I recall a stream Kayla was on, where she makes a snide remark about Rackets having a pencil dick. Or maybe it was just a snide comment about pencil dicks, but she was eyeing Balldoman as she said it. She *may* have been sitting on Drex's lap at the time.

I could be wrong, I wouldn't want to be accused of being fan fiction farms again.

I didn't think anything of it at the time, because this was well before the coom and balldo arcs, and it just seemed like a good-natured ribbing.

Nowadays, who knows...
 
Man who has had 8+ shots of hard liquor six nights a week for five years claims it has no effect on him.

A doctor is not required for this diagnosis and I’m just laughing that I didn’t realize it sooner.
Ughmghm, I think you mean
Lawpope who has had 7+ shots of high shelf liquor five nights a week for three years*

Checkmate fanfic farms, no problem here at all
 
It looks like news got back to Legal Mindset about Nick airing his laundry on his Thanksgiving evening stream. Legal Mindset had Drexel on his stream last night, which I have yet to watch. I'll be a trooper for the team and watch it to see what's revealed, if anything, and get back to the thread with the findings. It'll be interesting to see where this goes...

Edit: I clarified that Legal Mindset had Drexel on his stream. My OP said “He”, which failed to identify if I was referring to Nick or Andrew.

I don't mean to discourage you because I love summaries.

But I believe someone at least watched Mindset's stream last night a few pages back. (@dustnight )

As an aside, I noticed Mindset's trashy right lower arm sleeve tattoo for the first time in your preview clip.
 
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