Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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The Judean People's Front said:
The Frog-Jones stuff is objectively top-tier AI cyberboolying, but as a lover of the Muppets, you guys are bumming me out.

Muppet Christmas Carol isn't going to hit quite the same this year (:_(
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Nah its fine. Just mentally throw fong frog in the same mental bucket as an offbrand spinoff. If it helps, remember fong frog doesn't sound nearly as endearing voice wise as actual Kermit.

Anybody can have a green hand puppet. It takes actual talent to be Kermit.

Hugs, love, and watch the Muppet special with glee.

Also let's be real. Im pretty sure Kermit would tell us to stop being bullies and would make that screwed up no comment face when presented with the degenerate of no dong and exit stage left immediately.
 
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TooManyKittens said:
[...] and would make that screwed up no comment face when presented with the degenerate of no dong and exit stage left immediately.
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At first he was like:
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Then he was all:
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Protip: Don't type "Kermit" and "Horror" in the same prompt. I tried "Kermit the frog with an expression of horror" and got these.
 
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PaladinBoo said:
I saw this meme of Magic The Gathering cards that would apply to Elliot very well.
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I really like "Abolisher of Bloodlines" as Elliot destroyed his family's bloodline to pursue a fetish and made ancestors cry.
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After reading about the process in which the Chinese used to go all eunuch, I couldn't imagine going back and being like "Fuck it, Revenge of the KNIFE" to his ancestors
 
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PaladinBoo said:
I saw this meme of Magic The Gathering cards that would apply to Elliot very well.
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I really like "Abolisher of Bloodlines" as Elliot destroyed his family's bloodline to pursue a fetish and made ancestors cry.
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Just HAD to tee that one up for me, huh 'Boo?

Here ya go. Note the ancestor skulls!

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Mr. Meanest said:
A Song for Fong
Please to enjoy this Long Dong Song!
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When can AI recreate this video with Liz, Kathryn, Kevin (rest of the Tranch can be in the backup dancer group), Steph in the bath* (we will remove the kids for the AI version!!!), a trio of pooner as En Vogue, and Grace/Joe and Danny/Mallory at front for the chair dancing toward the end?? Because in my head it is glorious.

*lol there's even a line in that part about the "man of my dreams"
 
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Software developer conference "DevTernity" is shelved due to accusations of fake non-existent women speakers (article, archive).

The cancellation of the coding conference – designated "sold out" despite being online and not having any apparent space limitations – follows allegations that two events organized by Eduards Sizovs – DevTernity and JDKon – included fake women presenters to make the conference speaker lists appear to be more diverse than the actual lineup. He denies that's the case and any wrongdoing.

The suspected fake profiles were flagged up by Gergely Orosz, author of The Pragmatic Engineer newsletter, who raised the issue in a thread on the social media service once called Twitter and now called X.

In a post on Friday, Orosz said two women listed as speakers on Sizovs's DevTernity and JDKon conferences were invented. JDKon is due to take place in May next year; DevTernity is, as we said, now off. There are currently 20 male names on the DevTernity speaker list, including the likes of video game designer John Romero and Ruby-on-Rails creator David Heinemeier Hansson; there were four female names, and now three.

Guess who's featured for bravely exposing one of these alleged fake women speakers in a LinkedIn post... yep, the fake woman himself.

"It's really tragic when something like this happens," said Fong-Jones in an interview with The Register.

"This just makes the struggle of women in tech so much worse."
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Meanwhile, in a LinkedIn post, Liz Fong-Jones, field CTO at Honeycomb.io, pointed out posts attributed to an influencer called Julia Kirsina, aka Julija Kirsina, who has the popular Coding Unicorn account on Instagram, pretty much mirror internet posts made by Sizovs. Kirsina was supposed to speak at DevTernity as well as JDKon, too.

"The photographs on Instagram are racy or softcore, use laptops and screens with code or tech t-shirts as props, and mix sex appeal and business," Fong-Jones, referring to Kirsina's online snaps, noted.

Ding-Dong's LinkedIn post (archive)
If someone is dishonest with regard to conference diversity, they shouldn't hold future conferences. If a man is dishonest to the point of trying to infiltrate women in tech communities and doing the shitty trope of "flash skin for extra reach/views", they should be ejected from our industry entirely. This kind of shit makes every single woman have to prove herself 100x harder to prove we're not a "fake" and that we got to where we are through hard work, not through sexy pics/flirting. Raaaaagh.
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DevTernity conference collapses as Elliot accuses organizer of advertising fake female speakers.
Obviously this comes from deep seated issue, hunting down fake-women in tech.
The Reg story: https://archive.is/4S35K


Starts over on cohost with a "scandal"

LDG about it


What is the accusation?

those women are FAKE profiles

Sizovs states Elliot Chopdicks is organizing some gay shit against him:
"So I've been called out (and canceled?) by listing a person on my conference's website (who never actually made it to the final program). JUST A RANDOM PERSON ON THE CONFERENCE WEBSITE canceled all the good work I've been doing for 15+ years. All focus on that."

Hightower, a nigger, falls for Peking Dick's trap:
"This isn't all on you by the way, and as a paid speaker I also need to take a bit of accountability. Given the allegations and your response, I can no longer participate in the event, and have asked that I be removed from the program, and removed as a listed speaker on the website, GitHub repository, and any future promotions for the event."

Elliot wouldn't engage in anti-woman cancel culture, would he?

australian women have to say something I guess
 
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The absolute state of clown world, where you have to fake female speakers in order to guarantee sex pest trannies don't show up at your event while still following inclusivity and diversity laws. It's almost like the organisers know there are no real women in tech, at least not ones with enough relevant experience for whatever the conference is about.

But part of me wonders if this was a gay-op where they took some bait by somebody looking to stir shit.

Sucks for the dude getting ass-blasted by trannies, but any day Elliot makes a new enemy is a good day.
 
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hcaptchaisthedevil said:
The cancellation of the coding conference
included fake women presenters to make the conference speaker lists appear to be more diverse than the actual lineup
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robins said:
Sizovs states Elliot Chopdicks is organizing some gay shit against him:
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What's the point of even debating this before the conference?
When the time comes if they don't actually have those speakers, it's not like they can Asahi Lina it up with some voicechangers right?
 
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