DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
This is just a tenuous conjecture, but I think being alcohol and gambling addict whose entire life is consumed by Hulk Hogan pulls and drinking his emotions down with handles of gin makes him a dysfunctional person. If you spend your entire waking life thinking about Hulk Hogan and gin, you might not be in a sufficiently adequate state to do even the most basic tasks like showering yourself.
I mean everyone has their pet theory, and Phil is dumb and selfish and bad at hiding who he is enough that we’re likely all simultaneously right and off the mark to varying degrees. I personally believe he was well on his way to where he is now before he ever picked up a drink or downloaded his first mobile game because he essentially went from a highly structured lifestyle with limited responsibilities almost immediately to a completely unstructured life with a level of responsibility he was not at all prepared to manage.

But for all I know he’s just Like That because Mama Burnell was too lazy to fully commit to aborting the little turd.
 
But for all I know he’s just Like That because Mama Burnell was too lazy to fully commit to aborting the little turd.
Or because she didn't slap the shit out of him for acting like a demanding little bitch. The Wolverine toy broke his soul because it was probably the first time she said "no"

Pet theory about his "internet issues". Fat Khet is actually home and she wanted to download the latest "Sexy mods" for Skyrim and decided to restart the modem because it didn't download fast enough
 
I feel like it's either something very embarrassing for Kat and he doesn't want to share because we'll laugh about it and call her a fat dent, or something troll-related,
Khet downstairs unplugging and replugging the power cable for the modem because she thinks the wifi is a demon trying to possess her again.
 
Khet downstairs unplugging and replugging the power cable for the modem because she thinks the wifi is a demon trying to possess her again.
He wouldn't have been able to announce he had to stop for <reasons> if Kat had unplugged it, his internet would have fully cut out and the stream would've ended abruptly

On a separate note, didn't he used to brag that his IP address is changed regularly to mitigate DDOS attacks? How could some detractor manage it if this was true?
 
He wouldn't have been able to announce he had to stop for <reasons> if Kat had unplugged it, his internet would have fully cut out and the stream would've ended abruptly

On a separate note, didn't he used to brag that his IP address is changed regularly to mitigate DDOS attacks? How could some detractor manage it if this was true?
It was a joke, it doesn't have to conform to his logic.

No, he has static IPs because he got finessed into paying for a block of them a long time ago, for absolutely no reason. Just like he got finessed into paying for the backup 5g modem for no reason.

Edit:
Now that I think about it, the block of 5 IPs is like a 5-10 dollar charge monthly, it's possible he could have gotten rid of them but I don't think he would because all real adult businesses need static IPs they own.
 
It was a joke, it doesn't have to conform to his logic.

No, he has static IPs because he got finessed into paying for a block of them a long time ago, for absolutely no reason. Just like he got finessed into paying for the backup 5g modem for no reason.

Edit:
Now that I think about it, the block of 5 IPs is like a 5-10 dollar charge monthly, it's possible he could have gotten rid of them but I don't think he would because all real adult businesses need static IPs they own.
I'm pretty sure the only difference between his business plan and a residential one besides the timelier tech support is the static IP's. I don't even know why a controversial streamer would even want a static IP for their streaming connection since once it's known the DDOS floodgates open and a simple modem reboot won't make it go away.
 
if you look at phils old videos of his old condo, he had boxes, figures and other shit lying everythwhere.
his house was a hoard
i bet that otuside his room, his house is a hoard, he admitted that he has boxes and styrofoam and shit so bad in his garage that it reaches the roof.
His entire kitchen island was covered in figurines. All of that got moved to the new house along with the dozens of paintings he bought at conventions. Also, remember that he bought a painting from a woman just because she painted using her tits.

Edit: Apparently, the chick was a fan and sent the painting to him? Play on playa.
 
I'm pretty sure the only difference between his business plan and a residential one besides the timelier tech support is the static IP's. I don't even know why a controversial streamer would even want a static IP for their streaming connection since once it's known the DDOS floodgates open and a simple modem reboot won't make it go away.
To be fair, I don't know how Yank ISPs work, but some ISP here in non Yank land give you the same damn IP address for months if not a whole year. So technically, you don't need a static IP to have same IP for a long time.
 
To be fair, I don't know how Yank ISPs work, but some ISP here in non Yank land give you the same damn IP address for months if not a whole year. So technically, you don't need a static IP to have same IP for a long time.
He has business internet which comes with static IP's because an actual business might actually need static IP's
Streaming and begging doesn't require static IP's but last time I checked with comcast you could not get business style internet without getting at least 1 static IP address.
 
Also, remember that he bought a painting from a woman just because she painted using her tits.

Edit: Apparently, the chick was a fan and sent the painting to him? Play on playa.
The wording was "paintings that she sent me". So as far as I know it is not clear whether or not he paid for them. Maybe I'm wrong though.
 
I'm pretty sure the only difference between his business plan and a residential one besides the timelier tech support is the static IP's. I don't even know why a controversial streamer would even want a static IP for their streaming connection since once it's known the DDOS floodgates open and a simple modem reboot won't make it go away.
In my experience, business class internet is typically slower than the equivalently priced residential offering as well. This is because you are prioritizing stability (read: uptime) versus speed. You can get fast business internet, but it will cost a lot more.

That said, having looked it up just now, one other benefit Comcast offers in its business internet users is the lack of a download cap, but it's hard to tell how much PigRoach benefits from that.
 
When someone equates their internet going out as drama, and something else entirely "developed" without really outright sayin if its even related to internet issues gets brought up, and then going to do some "Im not gonna tell neener neener" bullshit then it's most likely not a issue while tryin to make it seem like it's an issue.

Dude wants victim status without a good reason because now WE had slow days and PHIl is now behind! Forget the illness lag we had there because he probably realized he can't say he's still behind from that.

I'm just thinkin' hes milkin it because it reads like a pattern. Slow days? Oh fuck better manufacture something here and lets keep it vague as possible.
 
Honestly Phil most likely was having Comcast work in the area and that would cause inconsistencies in the service. It usually is just for a few hours during the normal human work day. That's why there was no issue for the night stream. Phil was given a few days notice, before work happens, he just used it to spin drama for views and money.
 
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