Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Haram Habibi]

We need to update the poll on this thread.

Instead of "which orbiter is the worst?" we need "which organ will give out first?"

I used to be a liver failure or heart failure fan, but I'm going to switch allegiance to kidney failure, with a backup of "pancreas says FTS".

 

[The Gunt Whisperer]

Can a medical professional explain how her BP could have been 110/80 with a 400 BGL and high urine test results?

The simplest answer is FAT.

If a nurse was auscultating the BP (listening using a stethoscope) the fat around the pulse point can muffle the sounds, making it harder to hear for an accurate reading.

Equipment failure is another possibility, as already mentioned. Cuffs big enough to wrap around her arm can be in short supply. And the length of those cuffs can mean it is improperly positioned. Cuffs too small will usually give high readings, but can read low too.

Arrhythmia is another one. Automatic BP machines can be sensitive to any sort of arrhythmia, and give an incorrect reading as a result.

She also may have already been prescribed an anti-hypertensive since she’s been diagnosed for a while, and just popped two of them. Or whatever back alley antidepressants she’s taking.

Other medical conditions have already been covered:

Dehydration, diabetes, heart disease, heart valve disorders, arrhythmias, hormonal disorders to name a few.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

No wonder she was upset that the insulin shot didn't get her sugar back to normal so she could eat out with handsomest, brown, retard.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if she expected the insulin shot to CURE her. The way she's been referring to her recent eating as "diabetes recovery" meals makes me think she doesn't realize it's something that has to be managed for the rest of her life. (However long that will be.)

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Honestly? I want that. I want FFG to steal her huzzzzband. Where's your huzzzband? Right here, bitch!

That would be so epic but Salah has the intelligence of a microwaved apple, so I doubt it would ever happen.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Damn it Canada has enough problems we don't want Chantal back here!

You know, I've been thinking: FFG offering her that ticket may keep her out of Canada.

Her oppositional defiance will see that offer, and go, "fuck no, I'm not going back."

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

No, I don’t think they could

As everyone else has mentioned, I think the lower BP is just an issue with the cuff. I’m sure BP machines were never created to check the BP of a hippo.

 

[Constellationzero]

Chalal has responder to some of the comments @Boob Gravy posted earlier.

Spoiler: Comments

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"The doctor didn't say that, are you a doctor?"

SHADDUP, Gunt. This is one of the more irritating "comebacks" from the HAES bullshit crowd. Ryan Hooves loves pulling this one too.
What if he/she WAS a doctor?
The next step in the horseshit hit parade: "Oh, I'm sorry, are you MY DOCTOR?"
What Goddamn fucking difference does it make? We know these fat POS are just going to keep horking fass fud anyway.

To the people saying she should get a job/hobby: What's that? She's nothing but a hurpling, derpling, farting, mudsucking, stinking, queefing liability for HR and Labor Relations departments all over the North, Central, and South American continent.
Don't believe Gunt's 1000% unemployable?
Refer back to her disgusting OnlyHams (used unapologetically by the makers of Scorn), the crackhead olympics, Cuba Rage, and the 5AM Farm Boy lobster Mac and Cheese mudsucker fart while Malan had to trudge off to work.

 

[Billie Ross]

I wouldn't be at all surprised if she expected the insulin shot to CURE her. The way she's been referring to her recent eating as "diabetes recovery" meals makes me think she doesn't realize it's something that has to be managed for the rest of her life. (However long that will be.)

Will GUNT be able to cure her diabetes again?
Let's look back at the Ozempic, coke and meth journey.

 

[Blue Roses]

The simplest answer is FAT.

If a nurse was auscultating the BP (listening using a stethoscope) the fat around the pulse point can muffle the sounds, making it harder to hear for an accurate reading.

Equipment failure is another possibility, as already mentioned. Cuffs big enough to wrap around her arm can be in short supply. And the length of those cuffs can mean it is improperly positioned. Cuffs too small will usually give high readings, but can read low too.

For visual emphasis:



Imagine trying to wrap a stiff, straight cuff around that. Her upper arm is a literal lard ball. The only way to get an accurate BP reading would be via an art line and the only way to get one of those is to be critically ill in country that has the resources/fucks to give to admit her to an ICU.

 

[ThisWillBeFun]

This is the best I could do with my phone, someone here can do better, but yeah GUNT is hiding something, as usual.
The results of this tests are in that page:

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ETA: If I'm reading what I think I am, it looks like she's hiding a grade 3 Fat liver disease.

Well, there are only 3 grades & grade 3 is the worst. Between the liver & kidney failure, I suspect a pizza binge coming up & a pretty sizable weight gain by Christmas. If she makes it that far.

If Salad were smart, he’d be booking her a ticket back to Canada yesterday.

 

[Schmooo]

I may be completely ignorant, but I’m still stuck on why this is all happening now.

What made her go get the glucose monitor and also why does she suddenly care about her health?

I know the speculation is that it’s an immigration-related situation type deal but it doesn’t feel that way to me.

I think that Chantal will have to go back to Canada, sooner rather than later. She can't afford to stay in Kuwait and pay for the medical care and tests that she needs to stay alive.

Is it even remotely possible that Chantal is finally accepting she’s got a terminal illness, and doesn’t wish to leave her earthly package in Kuwait?

She needs to ensure that Smee et al have a super-sized grave to visit and at which to howl with grief.

She requires two airplane seats; no doubt she’ll need two graves. Hopefully side-by-side, because…

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Could she even still fit in the one plane seat she insists on only buying herself, if she tries to fly home?
That looks like one of those big, fat person chairs doctor’s clinics have had to get for people like Chantal, and she’s perched on the edge of it.



I know I’m echoing others, but I love how we know her kidney function etc, her exact bodily outputs, but not the date she got married.
TOO PRIVATE!

When she goes back in a week or two weeks, and her numbers are worse, I hope that doctor understands that you can’t just cure binge disorder overnight!
In fact, do you think she will go back, because she won’t want a telling off from a stern man.
It might take an emergency before she flirts with the idea of all this trouble again.

 

[Goatchoker]

I may be completely ignorant, but I’m still stuck on why this is all happening now.

What made her go get the glucose monitor and also why does she suddenly care about her health?

I know the speculation is that it’s an immigration-related situation type deal but it doesn’t feel that way to me.

I dead ass think she has been falling apart behind the scenes and is legitimately freaked out by a few shitty occurrences that can’t be explained by her own mental gymnastics or blamed on being jet lagged.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

All I want for Christmas is for Salad to dump her first. I cannot bear the thought of her going to the grave all smug and superior and flexing on the haydurs that she is ‘married’ and loved. And you know she will. It’s a big pile of bullshit but by God Allah she’ll sell that story to her dying wheeze.

I WANT THE PLOT TWIST IN THE FINALE!! I WANT SALAD TO HAVE BEEN MISTER FFG ALL ALONG! C’mon movie we’re running out of time here…

 

[goat sneed]

I know I’m echoing others, but I love how we know her kidney function etc, her exact bodily outputs, but not the date she got married.
TOO PRIVATE!

She refuses to show the weight which would most likely be noted in this kind of papers, but insists she is a slim 165 kaygees!
Chantal who is 350lbs is in the same realm as legally married Chantal and Kuwait resident with working visa and civil ID Chantal.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Yeah, what exactly is driving her concern this time.., and under the bluff and bluster, she seems genuinely rattled,

The weather can no longer serve as an excuse for not doing things as by most peoples standards, temperatures have hit the pleasant range. She can’t complain extreme heat makes it harder to breathe either.

She’s damned near immobile; even sitting and stuffing herself, she’s moving less.

I don’t focus on her exact weight. The numbers don’t matter as much as loss of function and that, we can clearly see. Her pudgy paws are struggling to hold her utensils, even the toddler style hold she favours.

I’m wondering if she had a scare at home; really bad dizzy spells or difficulty breathing but again the exact reasons for her seeking treatment don’t matter so much.

We’ve seen most of her lab work and understand a couple of crucial markers show she’s one small medical issue away from a dire negative cascade.

What matters now, is what she does about all of this. The solutions are simple, not easy but simple but it’s entirely up to her.

It’s way too late for the ‘baby step’ bullshit and May by too far gone for even radical changes but if she wants to uwu baby her way through this or try to, I’m sure the Grim Reaper carries some stuffies in his robe to soothe fretful kiddies as they cross to the other side

 

[Fatneckisgrowingfast00]

Kidney issues, heart issues, liver issues and life long medication, possibility of diabetic necrosis of the digits, extremities and limbs and probably undiagnosed arthritis of the hip, back and knees. I think like BBJ, it's time to get Chins put down Salad, it's cruel to prolong her life with medicine. No quality of life at all ever again. Be brave big boy, at least take her for a consultation for end of life care.

 

[Fornicario]

We need to update the poll on this thread.

Instead of "which orbiter is the worst?" we need "which organ will give out first?"

I used to be a liver failure or heart failure fan, but I'm going to switch allegiance to kidney failure, with a backup of "pancreas says FTS".

I'm going to agree on kidneys. Once she hits ketosis they're done for. They're already showing signs of damage and with those sugar levels there is no easy way out for them, if any with the way they've taken a beating.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

We all know Chantal is incapable of doing anything consistently over time to better her health. Been there, done that.

I'm curious if her Protector, Provider and Love of her Life contracted handsomest huzzband is going to be willing to fork out the bucks for all this private medical care. He's a tard but his sister could explain what a fucked condition his beautiful bride is in. Is he willing to sell the Temu Trap to provide care for her? Is he willing to downgrade the luxury fart box by the sea to protect his beautiful wife? Is he willing to sacrifice his Reese's for her insulin? Is he willing to GET A JOB to pay for her healthcare? Or is he going to convince her, that despite the pain it will cause to be separated from his truest love, going back to Canada is the best way to save her life. He can continue the sham while grifting as much cash as he can, til he can't anymore and then say SEE YA, I'm now divorced from you.

I don't know but I'm more interested what he's gonna do at the moment.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Figuring out what the truth is, when it comes to her health, is gonna be near impossible. Shes a big fat liar, who will admit to somethings but lie about her weight and remove her name from the papers, so we cant see any namechange.

Its a lie in a lie in a lie.

Its paying off bc her subcount has gone up. Lets see where shes at, when Google is gone with the purge.
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