Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

Lookie what we have in the comment section of one of Elissa's latest clips.

 

[RotPockets]

Elb uploaded this clip and Ryan made a comment in it.

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For added info: Nick's latest non live video was an anime matsuri video uploaded 3 months ago (1hr long). Actual 'edited' video was 3 months ago about WoTC sending the pinkertons to a guy's house (6 months ago). I checked shorts but couldn't find upload dates but oldest comment I saw in there was 8 months ago.

Another irrelevant tidbit is that there is a multi streamer called piratesoftware (streamer talking about game dev) who claimed to have figured out the algorithm and was exploding on yt with his shorts but suddenly died in growth. He poked around and held a campaign until yt admitted it was their fuck up around yesterday and he started seeing growth again with his shorts. He says this should affect other ytbers too since this is a bug on yt's end and see their growth resume but oh what am I saying, nick doesn't make content on yt...

It’s funny how much light gets thru what’s left of his wispy hair.


Whiny Gnome staring down the reality that he is DSP.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

If my kids teacher was drunk at 5am copesplaning I would ask for that teacher to be removed.

Not only is Nick the teacher.

He's also the bus driver.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It’s funny how much light gets thru what’s left of his wispy hair.
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Some of the best people in my life are men that have accepted their baldness. Either they shave their head or just do the bald cap but they don't hide it, they just wear it proudly and sometimes make bald jokes. If I did not have thick beautiful head of hair I would like to think I would do the same.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

LOL.

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Archive.

LOL, written by Sally78, that's gold! Chef's kiss to that alawg.

Hang on Sally78? Isn't she the Nick Rekeita super attention whore who sent her nudes in the Locals chat?

 

[Pomniman]

It's weird a guy with a large family and church and his own business is like a lonely attention starved retard online. He has everything I would recommend to a guy that has nothing going on and needs attention online yet he's acting like this.

I don't get it.

Mere mortals cannot comprehend the glory or ruin attained through the act of voluntarily inserting their testicles into a torture device made for impotent furries. It's almost Faustian but with Jamaican sex clubs instead of Walpurgisnacht.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

It's weird a guy with a large family and church and his own business is like a lonely attention starved retard online. He has everything I would recommend to a guy that has nothing going on and needs attention online yet he's acting like this.

I don't get it.

He needs a real hobby. Maybe take up carpentry and ask for lessons from rob.

Inb4 he just makes his own wooden balldo

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Hang on Sally78? Isn't she the Nick Rekeita super attention whore who sent her nudes in the Locals chat?

It is. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess someone impersonated her on urban dictionary. It would be funnier if it was her, but the troll is still funny.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

It is. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess someone impersonated her on urban dictionary. It would be funnier if it was her, but the troll is still funny.

The troll sounds like a more plausible explanation behind that. That Sally character did not appear to be like an alog in any way.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Bitch egg nog barely has 15-17%, that's too soft for a hardass lawyer like Nicky.

As for the comments about how "Nick admited to being a dicklet" because of mentions of the balldo being used by poorly endowed males, it doesn't have to be the case for one simple reason: limp whiskey-penises aren't exactly big either.

It makes me wonder how long it'll be before he gets a connection to straight pure moonshine and just chugs it straight from the cleaned out milk jug it came in.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

As of this moment, Nick has been ranting on twitter for 8 of the last 9 hours. I wonder when he had time for driving the kids around and all those appointments that keep him so very busy.

He does all of his xeeting while driving 85 mph with the kids in the back. Don't worry, it's perfectly safe!

Nick's response is that he doesn't care about his super chats because he's getting paid by Rumble!

Nick reminds me of contracted construction workers. They get paid every week and spend it all. When the job ends, they have nothing to fall back on. Every time, they act like confused, as if they thought the money would never stop coming. God forbid you try telling them to save up for the interim between work. The drugs, alcohol, and overpriced sneakers are more important.

 

[Anticipointment]

Sounds like Mandy should be rescuing Nick at this point and do porn.

Can’t. She’s a catfish.

Re: the bitchin’ in the kitchen -
How many times is Nick going to say he’s gay before it stops being “a joke”? He’s dropping it every time he starts on a new self centered whine, even where a joke wouldn’t be appropriate. Plus, its not funny, so its really like he is trying to get people used to the idea in a serious way.

All the complaining about having to project a upbeat mood when he’s not really feeling it, as if streamers are the only people on earth faced with such a struggle, is quite tone deaf towards his predominantly working class audience. Anyone who works a job where they interact with people has to do the same. From doctors to waiters, the patient/ customer/ whatever expects a smile & a positive attitude. Imagine if a doctor came in & started unloading on the patient about his own health conditions or if the waiter dumped on patrons about his family problems or how rough school has been. Wouldn’t fly. Once again, Nick shows what a spoiled baby he is, & always has been. Can’t just do his show, a “career” path he chose, & has proclaimed to be the easiest, best job ever, without trauma dumping. Faggot ought to get on the waiting list for a “muh mentals” .

He ranted about a YouTuber who covers old trials where the outcome is already known & said couldn’t be him, too boring. Only YTer that comes to mind who has done older trials is Legal Vices with his O.J. Simpson series & old maritime stuff. Has Nick got his panties in a bunch balldo turned sideways over Jeff now too? Watch for Nick hoping he makes a million dollars.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Whats the story on racket's wife popping pills? I didnt read anything about it in the OP.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Normally, I might not make an issue of this. But with the amount of shows he has missed, and it's his job, it's rather ridiculous.

 

[ohgodwhydidilookup]

He needs a real hobby. Maybe take hp carpentry and ask for lessons from rob.

Inb4 he just makes his own wooden balldo

A wooden balldo would give his wife splinters in her pussy and that's a no-no.

Unless the balldo is for Drex to use on his butt, then maybe he could tolerate them. He is a big strong guy after all and men have a tough lot in life. Sometimes you just need to put up with things you would rather not. Sometimes your butt gets an itch... and you don't want to scratch it because its gay... but then you just have to accept that men get shit on by life... so having your best bull stick his balls in your ass with an unsanded balldo is really the only way forward.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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Normally, I might not make an issue of this. But with the amount of shows he has missed, and it's his job, it's rather ridiculous.

What he doesn't mention is that in this case, "the lady" is a handle of Hawkeye vodka.

 

[Pomniman]

It makes me wonder how long it'll be before he gets a connection to straight pure moonshine and just chugs it straight from the cleaned out milk jug it came in.

As fun as that'd be he's too much of a whitebread-ass nigga to drink anything that déclassé more than once or twice. He gets off on flaunting all these $200+ bottles of whiskey as much as pretending he isn't a complete drunk. Though I hope he proves me wrong and goes full Memphis Ten.

 

[ohgodwhydidilookup]

He ranted about a YouTuber who covers old trials where the outcome is already known & said couldn’t be him, too boring. Only YTer that comes to mind who has done older trials is Legal Vices with his O.J. Simpson series & old maritime stuff. Has Nick got his panties in a bunch balldo turned sideways over Jeff now too? Watch for Nick hoping he makes a million dollars.

Uncivil Law actually covered the Illinois vs Allen case while Darryl Brooks was going on.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Elb uploaded this clip and Ryan made a comment in it.

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For added info: Nick's latest non live video was an anime matsuri video uploaded 3 months ago (1hr long). Actual 'edited' video was about WoTC sending the pinkertons to a guy's house (6 months ago). I checked shorts but couldn't find upload dates but oldest comment I saw in there was 8 months ago.

Another irrelevant tidbit is that there is a multi streamer called piratesoftware (streamer talking about game dev) who claimed to have figured out the algorithm and was exploding on yt with his shorts but suddenly died in growth. He poked around and held a campaign until yt admitted it was their fuck up around yesterday and he started seeing growth again with his shorts. He says this should affect other ytbers too since this is a bug on yt's end and see their growth resume but oh what am I saying, nick doesn't make content on yt...

Did Balldo's liver finally die? The guy looks horrible, probably worse than the cancer riddled hat salesman at this point.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

What he doesn't mention is that in this case, "the lady" is a handle of Hawkeye vodka.
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My cousin used to drink that as a Freshman at the University of Iowa. You could also use it to strip asphalt off the street, shit was nasty.