The Grand 2023 Kiwifarms Secret Santa! - Kiwifarms SS are go!

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Account name: @naaaaiiiiillllll!!!
Your Likes: Surrealist art (Dali in particular), retro-futurist space aesthetic, all animals (bengal cats are my specific soft spot, along with saltwater fish), anything scifi/technology
Your Dislikes: Culture war, identity politics, and woke crusading. Wasting food even for "comedy" (that old YouTuber "How To Basic" infuriates me at a primal level). Raw tomatoes (they're awesome cooked, but I can't stand them raw).
A Fun Fact About You: I am a cyborg (Type 1 Diabetic with an insulin pump)
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No, sorry

 

[Farmer9876]

Account name (it just helps with the copy-pasting of mass replies)
Your Likes
Your Dislikes
A Fun Fact About You
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? [Yes / No]

Account name: Farmer9876
Likes: Cats
Dislikes: Black people
Fact: I am a balldo enthusiast
BOT: No


Adding
Likes: Lovecraftian horror, animals, anything sci-fi or fantasy, technology, baneposting
Dislikes: Gore, shock content, web comics, politics
Fact: I live in country were there isn't a lot of snow, if any in winter

 

[Cryptojew]

Account name: @Cryptojew
Your Likes: Jewelry, gardening, baking, writing, drawing, fantasy stories, Arcade Fire, monkeys, snakes, vultures.
Your Dislikes: Trannies, vampires, people who leave dirty dishes in the sink instead of just washing them like a normal person.
A Fun Fact About You: When I was a kid, the neighborhood klepto broke into my house while I was on vacation and stole most of my pokemon cards. My family took him to juvenile court and he got in a lot of trouble, but I never got my reverse foil base set charizard back
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Account name: Hongourable Madisha
Likes: ugly-cute things (like animals that are so ugly it's cute), '90s shit (I grew up on Command and Conquer and industrial/cybergoth/rave tunes)
Dislikes: troons (the one exception to my love of ugly animals), nonces
Fun Fact About You: I'm literally a communist, but the old fashioned sort who wants workers to own the means of production and bluehaired SJWs to be in camps.
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? Yes

 

[Justtocheck]

@Justtocheck
Likes: dice, tactical gear, Black Powder Red Earth, interesting and funny (or well done and detailed) shooting targets, teamwork and joy.
Dislikes: troons, gore, drama, sadness, loneliness.
Fun Fact about me: I made lot's of pfp for chrismas before AI art was a thing, and I loved doing that for the community.
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? Yes

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Account name: @Mourning_Cloak
Your Likes: coffee, urban decay (not the makeup), cats, deer, the paranormal, One Piece One Piss, King of the Hill, Scotch, painting, horror vidya, black and white movies
Your Dislikes: woke shit, pit bulls, Warren Jeffs, coleslaw, furries, people that leave their shopping carts in parking spaces, druggies
A Fun Fact About You: I can roll my stomach? lmfao
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? [Yes]

 

[Anti Snigger]

Account: Snigger / Punished Snigger / Doubly Punished Snigger
Likes: Science, Math, Programming, Godzilla, idk man
Dislikes: People
A Fun Fact About You: I'm retarded
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Yes

There's a non-zero chance I may get anxious and just flake, so take that into consideration

 

[Lerias]

Account name @Lerias
Likes: Vidya gaemz (mostly (sim)racing or waifu collectors, JRPGs, shooters), electronic/instrumental music, spicy food, motorsport
Dislikes: Troons, furfags, pedoforks, weird kinks, niggers, modern music, Alegria/Corporate Memphis, EVs, politisperging
A Fun Fact About You: I can name every country on a world map. Even the island ones.
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? Yessir.

 

[MissyMissy]

Account name: @MissyMissy
Likes: animal crossing and stardew, coming of age/teen movies, cats, "adult animation", i guess, and 90s high fashion.
Your Dislikes: Sci-fi, anime, insects, anything hippy adjacent, and modern mainstream media.
A Fun Fact About You: Any fact I can think of is too self identifying.
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? No, sorry.

 

[ScurvyRat]

Account: @ScurvyRat
Likes: Animu, spirals, guns, rats, warhammer 40k, cats, reading fantasy and scifi
Dislikes: Minorities, fags, troons, dogs, fat people, rap music
Fun Fact: I've clocked myself going 70+MPH (112KPH) on a snowboard
Able to be a X-Mas Spirit Bot 9k? No

 

[The bird with tourettes]

Account name: @The bird with tourettes

Your Likes: Photography, possums, nature in general (Mountains, lakes, going out for walks etc), things making fun of my dislikes, monkeys, classical music.

Your Dislikes: Trannies, cyclists (Talking about the people who hate cars and think bikes are superior), pitbulls, handmaidens, drag queens and anything like that getting pushed to kids.

A Fun Fact About You: I once helped raise a crow back to heath with my mom when I was younger. We took it to a rehabilitation center after a few days but still we kept it comfortable while they got space ready. She's the one who taught me to respect animals.

Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?:
No

 

[Kookin]

@Kookin
Your Likes: Horror. Drawing crude shit for shit and laughs or to provoke. Tiny house architecture. Alternative rock music, like Pixies. Humble living. Schadenfreude.
Your Dislikes: Social parasites. Parasocials. Entitled people. Social expectations. Pitbulls. Pitbull owners (or would be owners). Escapism. Putting positive light on actually negative things ("it's okay to be fat").
A Fun Fact About You: Three days ago, I took the parking spot from someone at the last second. I managed to get out of my car with baggage as he was trying to block me from exiting and had the widest shit-eating grin on me as he was yelling at me from behind.
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Yes.

 

[cerulean hydra]

Account name @cerulean hydra
Your Likes: Video games: jRPGs like Final Fantasy (5+9 mainly), Dragon Quest, Disgaea. Monster Hunter. Things that aren't video games: Cats, synthwave, bad puns, fantasy novels, mystery novels. I like art, but I'm not good at it.
Your Dislikes: trannies, niggers, nigger trannies, jews, etc. There's not a lot I really dislike.
A Fun Fact About You: I'm mildly funny (looking).
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? Yes, as long as it isn't last minute one day before.

 

[Swede]

Account name: @Swede
Likes: Any sort of pets, sleeping, art, music
Dislikes: Furries, most of the people/subjects that have a thread on here, dark chocolate
Fun fact about me: I have a dog who is one of those POS chihuahua dogs
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? No

 

[BeetleBug242]

@BeetleBug242
Your Likes: Any and all bugs. Nature. Winter. Simple things. Peace and quiet. Family and friends.
Your Dislikes: Globalist scum, minor unsilly inconveniences, technical inconveniences, people walking too slow on the side walk. The summer heat. I fucking hate jellyfish. All Indian food.
A Fun Fact About You: there’s nothing better than a good hike in the untamed Canadian forests. Many great childhood memories and a core of who I am was from my father who took me out as often as he could.
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? [No]

 

[Termina]

hell yeah, i've been waiting for this

Account name: @Termina
Your Likes; zelda, pokemon
Your Dislikes: trannies
A Fun Fact About You: i discovered the kiwi farms because of yandere dev. he would always complain about hate websites where people say mean things about him. so one day i went to google and typed in "yandere dev hate website" or something like that and kiwi farms was in the results.
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: no

 

[BrunoMattei]

Sure, why not?

Account name: @BrunoMattei
Your Likes: horror, art house, existentialism, sleaze, fucked up & weird reading materials, industrial music, bands like Swans and Godspeed You! Black Emperor. My favorite film is Fulci's The Beyond followed by Eraserhead.
Your Dislikes: contrarians, stupid people, any hive mind/group think kind of people (I.E. Redditors), people who say "ax" instead of "ask" deserve to die.
A Fun Fact About You: would rather not say, but as a tease I'll say that it plays into the present.
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: no.

 

[The Luigi Player]

Account Name: The Luigi Player ( @The Luigi Player )
Your Likes: Jankness, Jewels, Catalina Series, Gayness, Knowledge, [Pink Triangle Collector]
Dislikes: Jews, Niggers, Faggots, Transgenders, Ghosts, The Person Next Door
Not so-Fun Fact About Myself: I Gain and Lose Weight Very Fast
Able to be an X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000: Not This Time

 

[N'wah Buster]

•Account name @N'wah Buster

•Likes YTMND, Video games, Books Roadside Picnic being my favorite, 99% of animals. My dog being my favorite.

•Dislikes E-beggers, Bad Parents, Dudes who play woman sports, The Dutch, The British, The French, Indiana people, Reddit people, Faggots.

•A Fun Fact About You: I accidentally started a small cult.

•Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? [No]

 

[Sarah Connor]

@Sarah Connor
Likes: *Anton Chigurh* (he is waifu material to me), My Little Pony, Pokemon, Left 4 Dead, Dead By Daylight, cute critters in general like cats, possum, raccoons, Pompompurin, creepy-cute stuff.
Dislikes: troons, degenerates, mukbangs, british "people", communists, polyamorous people, reddit.
A Fun Fact About You: i have a crippling addiction to diet coke
Able to be an X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000: yeah!