DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

God damn this SF6 gameplay is insaaaaanely toxic.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Apologies if this was already touched on but Phil said this has been happening for months

YEARS, not months in his title today.

 

[Fapcop]

Apologies if this was already touched on but Phil said

Don’t need to read anymore after “Phil said…”

Phil says a lot of things, most of it self serving bullshit to make himself look better and/or to squeeze a few shekels extra out of the dents.

If Phil’s word is the only proof that this has been going on for months (which it is), then you can be sure it’s bs.

Just wait till next week when Phil goes on a tangent on how “The kahmkast guy fucking with me explains all the frame drops and input lahg I’ve been experiencing in Streetfighter and CoD. Alright dood?”

Repeatedly smashes his PC while yelling at it to shut up. Man has lost his fucking marbles. Fucking manbaby behavior, no wonder all his controllers and shit are fucked up if all he knows is to smack it. When he ripped that smoke alarm out of his ceiling I bet he didn't even unscrew it or anything, just hit it until it fell off.

Also you just know he was rambling to himself when the mic cut like the fucking weirdo he is.

Excuuuuse me, but what you mouthdrooling morahns call “slapping around” is actually a deliberate attempt at re-aligning the fan.

Clean it? Tuh-huh-huh… That’s insanely idiotic. Why would DUST make a fan louder?! Phil knows this stuff, he’s always been a tech-y guy and actually BUILT computers from the ground up.

 

[Snortack623]

Don’t need to read anymore after “Phil said…”

Phil says a lot of things, most of it self serving bullshit to make himself look better and/or to squeeze a few shekels extra out of the dents.

If Phil’s word is the only proof that this has been going on for months (which it is), then you can be sure it’s bs.

Just wait till next week when Phil goes on a tangent on how “The kahmkast guy fucking with me explains all the frame drops and input lahg I’ve been experiencing in Streetfighter and CoD. Alright dood?”


Excuuuuse me, but what you mouthdrooling morahns call “slapping around” is actually a deliberate attempt at re-aligning the fan.

Clean it? Tuh-huh-huh… That’s insanely idiotic. Why would DUST make a fan louder?! Phil knows this stuff, he’s always been a tech-y guy and actually BUILT computers from the ground up.

phil is gonna be all kinds of smug, Its gonna be bad

 

[Fapcop]

phil is gonna be all kinds of smug, Its gonna be bad

There will be a few days of triumphant Phil, especially since he’s probably expects the dents to rally with money.

But Phil’s dent audience is notably smaller than when getting kicked off twitch translated into hundreds of dollars per stream, so by this time next week, we will be back to 20 dollar streams again, and Phil will try and spin a yarn about all the financial damage he suffered because of Comcast.

 

[Snortack623]

There will be a few days of triumphant Phil, especially since he’s probably expects the dents to rally with money.

But Phil’s dent audience is notably smaller than when getting kicked off twitch translated into hundreds of dollars per stream, so by this time next week, we will be back to 20 dollar streams again, and Phil will try and spin a yarn about all the financial damage he suffered because of Comcast.

I know trust me I've followed Dave for awhile but he will always bring this shit up because that dumb fuck comcast worker did this. It will be unbearable

 

[Prince Lotor]

I'm about 20 pages behind in the other thread due to the autism slapfighting, but @dangreene said that they got Phil to overpay because Phil had a credit card associated with his 2nd account/internet line.
Phil also confirmed his account had overpaid, though he didn't know how.

So does this confirm that Phil has and is using new credit cards since the bankruptcy? Only other possibility is that it's his fat potato wife's card for some reason, although I highly doubt that, just mentioning the possibility.

If Phil is actually sinking himself into high interest credit card debt to keep up with his WWEC spending he's even more cripplingly addicted to that shit than I thought lol

 

[Snortack623]

I'm about 20 pages behind in the other thread due to the autism slapfighting, but @dangreene said that they got Phil to overpay because Phil had a credit card associated with his 2nd account/internet line.
Phil also confirmed his account had overpaid, though he didn't know how.

Do does this confirm that Phil has and is using new credit cards since the bankruptcy? Only other possibility is that it's his fat potato wife's card for some reason, although I highly doubt that, just mentioning the possibility.

If Phil is actually sinking himself into high interest credit card debt to keep up with his WWEC spending he even more cripplingly addicted to that shit that I thought.

yes he prob's has capital one card or some other predatory card, (oh edit) he pays the minimum and ends up being in debt cause he owes the 4000 on a 1000 dollar purchase. He's the ultimate consumer who's gotta spend his money on junk.

 

[Fapcop]

If Phil is actually sinking himself into high interest credit card debt to keep up with his WWEC spending he even more cripplingly addicted to that shit than I thought lol

I mean… It’s pretty rare that some spends six figures on jpgs and wakes up one morning and goes “Well that was that! It was fun while it lasted!”

He’s got a cat and a horse for a family, zero friends or hobbies and a job he loathes. And he knows he’ll either go to the poorhouse or be doing this shit till the day he drops dead from a stroke on stream.

So yeah… This joyless, miserable prick has to get his endorphins somehow. Either the bottle or the Hogans. Or most nights most likely both.

I know trust me I've followed Dave for awhile but he will always bring this shit up because that dumb fuck comcast worker did this. It will be unbearable

In a few months, once the dents have forgotten the details, he’ll start the begathons with vaguely alluding to spending “thousands of dollars behind da scenes” because of “the Comcast hack”.

 

[Balr0g]

So while this REEEEmergency was real (big shock) it didn't result in a money shower. He made 145 $ and of that 100 came from Jeff (or whoever 1MM is) and he made only 20$ during his toxic SF 6 casual slob. At least the alleged comcast troll did it when his last remaining whales are spent. Just a reminder when he was kicked out of Twitch monetization he made over 1.000$ in one stream. Or his REEEmergency "i don't know if Twitch pays me" stream. That gave him 1.300$ in tips. Almost feels like these days are over.

The next thing though would be a "I am a doordash driver and yes I drive to this faggots home 3 times a day" saga. And tbh is anyone suprised that this happened? GTg said it: the old detractors were reasonable and even gave Phil the benefit of the doubt. The next gen is more analytical and seems to have less gumption to troll him. Though let's be fair, this is not like persuading Chris-chan to become a literal motherfucker. This was "just" messing with his stream. There are worse things that can happen to streamers and I don't wish it on anyone not even this manbay

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Right, Phil. Because it happened to you, and only you, you need to play the nice guy. Meanwhile, you sang a totally different tune when Superretard was flagging restreamers and detractors for false copyright strikes, doing the whole "I DUNNO!" thing. Not to mention how you've more than once insinuated to your dent army to "find" these detractors for you. Fuck off.

Meanwhile:

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

So while this REEEEmergency was real (big shock) it didn't result in a money shower. He made 145 $ and of that 100 came from Jeff (or whoever 1MM is) and he made only 20$ during his toxic SF 6 casual slob

isnt that kinda a money shower by recent standards lol, I thought he was geting next to nothing most streams the last like week or two

Right, Phil. Because it happened to you, and only you, you need to play the nice guy. Meanwhile, you sang a totally different tune when Superretard was flagging restreamers and detractors for false copyright strikes, doing the whole "I DUNNO!" thing. Not to mention how you've more than once insinuated to your dent army to "find" these detractors for you. Fuck off.

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Alright guys lets come together to make sure no retard does something retarded with his spare time again, any ideas folks?

I'm thinking we all hold hands and share our autistic power with phil so it can act as some sort of shield, but I'm open to suggestions. Let's all come together and solve retardation

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Right, Phil. Because it happened to you, and only you, you need to play the nice guy. Meanwhile, you sang a totally different tune when Superretard was flagging restreamers and detractors for false copyright strikes, doing the whole "I DUNNO!" thing. Not to mention how you've more than once insinuated to your dent army to "find" these detractors for you. Fuck off.

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This was at 1.30am in Renton, more commonly known as gin o'clock.

He also purposely allowed replies to this tweet, prepare yourself for another 'social experiment' segment where proves how bad the trolls are because people didn't run to agree and support him on the tweet but made fun of him (again).

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

yes he prob's has capital one card or some other predatory card, (oh edit) he pays the minimum and ends up being in debt cause he owes the 4000 on a 1000 dollar purchase. He's the ultimate consumer who's gotta spend his money on junk.

Or it's a debit card.

 

[Halloween23]

There will be a few days of triumphant Phil, especially since he’s probably expects the dents to rally with money.

But Phil’s dent audience is notably smaller than when getting kicked off twitch translated into hundreds of dollars per stream, so by this time next week, we will be back to 20 dollar streams again, and Phil will try and spin a yarn about all the financial damage he suffered because of Comcast.

That's what people who were freaking out yesterday didn't get. It'll make him smug for a few days and he'll get a few extra dollars shaken out of the few people who already shower him in money, but in the end its barely going to effect him at all. DSP has emergency pity partys so often now that they're just minor blips on the radar.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

That's what people who were freaking out yesterday didn't get. It'll make him smug for a few days and he'll get a few extra dollars shaken out of the few people who already shower him in money, but in the end its barely going to effect him at all. DSP has emergency pity partys so often now that they're just minor blips on the radar.

Hello new person. The problem is DSP has been making outlandish paranoid claims of victimization for years to enhance his grfit and this single event has given credibility to all of it. We will never, ever hear the end of it. Ever. Ever ever.

More importantly we have once again been shown how many of DSP's pathetic detractors are objectively worse people than he is.

This is probably his biggest W in a decade.

 

[Fapcop]

That's what people who were freaking out yesterday didn't get. It'll make him smug for a few days and he'll get a few extra dollars shaken out of the few people who already shower him in money, but in the end its barely going to effect him at all. DSP has emergency pity partys so often now that they're just minor blips on the radar.

Case in point: EMERGENCY! Streams used to line his pockets with hundreds and hundreds of dollars, and would set Phil up for pulling and swilling Gin for weeks.

Yesterday’s EMERGENCY! only got him a grand total of 160$. Or 60$ if you discount 1MM obligatory tithe.

The guy used to have hundreds of unironic viewers and little dolphins and half a dozen whales/major pay piggies. Today he’s down to one or one and a half whale.

And as for unironic viewers, I doubt if there are more than a few dozen, judging by his chat.

That’s totally unsustainable. Phil’s whole “business plan” requires a minimum of 300 people to donate 20$ a month, every month. Shit just ain’t happening anymore.

 

[hector85]

God damn this SF6 gameplay is insaaaaanely toxic.

lol yea, this is just casuals and hes quitting matches. can't wait for Friday when he does his placement matches. he was already coping with a potential diamond ranking.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

The sad thing about Phils "career" on the internet is that days like yesterday are truly his "best" days aside from his ideal streaming day of having a dedicated pod of whales to contribute to his low viewing streams with minimum effort.

I am waiting for the day Phil decides to turn on the stream with no games played and just expect contributions without him doing anything besides scanning the chat.

 

[Yung Dalph]

Hello new person. The problem is DSP has been making outlandish paranoid claims of victimization for years to enhance his grfit and this single event has given credibility to all of it. We will never, ever hear the end of it. Ever. Ever ever.

Doesn't matter at all. Doesn't make any difference. He has always had a victim mentality, valid or not. He has a warped sense of reality that validates his victimhood at any turn. He has somehow been cheated, betrayed and defrauded by seemingly every real person he's interacted with. He is a lost cause.

More importantly we have once again been shown how many of DSP's pathetic detractors are objectively worse people than he is.

This has always been true, but the "detractor community" is an abstract concept for most people (except the ones who seem to have no IRL friends so they rely on it for that) so some faggot embarrassing themselves trolling DSP has no direct reflection on anyone else.

This is probably his biggest W in a decade.

If that's the case for him, it truly confirms he is an absolute loser and an abject failure. If your biggest success in a decade is having a crime committed against you then Turkey Tom's video title is absolutely on point.