Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

What’s with the gunk all over the blue thing at the top? Isn’t the white part the mouthpiece of some lung/COPD device? Has Jack’s saliva and breathing fluids always dried out to a thin brown consistency?

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It means he's not cleaning it properly whatever it is.

Saliva, when dried, can have a brownish color to it due to the mucus, enzymes and bacteria in it. But it could also be a sign of things like acid reflux or some infection in his mouth. Add to that how he sounds like he's ready to cough up a lung and you know he's got some serious health issues.

 

[AnOminous]

To be fair venison can't be cooked well done.

It can be braised pretty well.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Doesn't jack have a dining room/table? Why's he eating at his desk like a studio apartment bachelor. And if that is the dining table and not his 'office', why does he have a frigging extension cord up on the table just chilling there.

When Jack does a wide shot, it looks like the dining room is a spot off to the side of the kitchen island with the table stuck in the corner, so only two sides are usable. Jack's just being a retard and refusing to use the home office instead of the kitchen table like he did at the other home.

 

[Human Butthole]

Just the way Jack likes it, leather on the outside, raw on the inside.

That shit is a steak?!?!?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Jack cares about his health and weight, avoiding another stroke

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He's getting horrible layer adhesion on that steak. Somebody needs to help him with his cura/prusa settings.

 

[rubytintedchix]

What’s with the gunk all over the blue thing at the top? Isn’t the white part the mouthpiece of some lung/COPD device? Has Jack’s saliva and breathing fluids always dried out to a thin brown consistency?

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That looks like a breathing device you get discharged from a hospital stay with. It has 3 balls in it that you have to raise to the top. I don’t know what it’s official name is.

Jack and Tammy’s old house and Jr’s house have been cluttered to fuck. Try to find a space on any of those cabinets. There isn’t one. They have it loaded with shit. They really need that island (which was added before the fatty clan purchased it as part of the flip) and thank god because they’d have no area to prep anything.

This brings up a thought that’s been floating around in my head: what happened to all the stuff in Jack’s old house? Did they put it in storage until the McMansion gets built or did they just cram it in with Jr’s stuff. Maybe it’s in that garage area or shed in the back? Idk.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Jack cares about his health and weight, avoiding another stroke

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He coated that in butter or beef tallow 100% certain of that. Or worse…..mayonnaise.

There is no way it crisped up like that in the smoker graveyard.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

What’s with the gunk all over the blue thing at the top? Isn’t the white part the mouthpiece of some lung/COPD device? Has Jack’s saliva and breathing fluids always dried out to a thin brown consistency?

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That is a portable urinal. Bedridden patients have those so they can pee without having to get up and walk to the bathroom.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

That looks like a breathing device you get discharged from a hospital stay with. It has 3 balls in it that you have to raise to the top. I don’t know what it’s official name is.

Jack and Tammy’s old house and Jr’s house have been cluttered to fuck. Try to find a space on any of those cabinets. There isn’t one. They have it loaded with shit. They really need that island (which was added before the fatty clan purchased it as part of the flip) and thank god because they’d have no area to prep anything.

This brings up a thought that’s been floating around in my head: what happened to all the stuff in Jack’s old house? Did they put it in storage until the McMansion gets built or did they just cram it in with Jr’s stuff. Maybe it’s in that garage area or shed in the back? Idk.

Peak flow meter

What’s with the gunk all over the blue thing at the top? Isn’t the white part the mouthpiece of some lung/COPD device? Has Jack’s saliva and breathing fluids always dried out to a thin brown consistency?

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It’s masticated food that Jack coughed up or didn’t swallow completely when he reaches for his breathing device

 

[Tiresome]

That is a portable urinal. Bedridden patients have those so they can pee without having to get up and walk to the bathroom.

I can see how the end resembles it, but usually those are longer and have a handle from what I've seen. I can't find anything to show it's a lung testing apparatus either...I'd almost think it might be an inhaler spacer.

 

[ZipDisk]

why does he have a frigging extension cord up on the table just chilling there.

The spinal USB dock was in the Tammy area at the old house. For some reason, Jack would do his tech reviews next to the USB spine. I wonder where it is in the new place.

some lung/COPD device

I think it is a peak flow, but what RTC is talking about is a Spirometer.

It's not a good sign. Whenever one of those fuckers would show up in an elderly relative's house, the end was nigh. As a kid I thought of them as a morbid offshoot of connect four.
But they were all cigar smokers paying the reaper at the end.

One of them beat the reaper for a damn long time and made it to 102, he had that fucking spirometer for a good 20 years. Funny enough, when he came home with the thing the doctor told him six months.

I find Ron White's take on sobriety interesting, he said we all have a set number of drinks in our lives, and he just finished his too quick.

Jack would never have that insight.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It can be braised pretty well.

Yeah but this looked like it was fried. It had a nasty looking crust on it and some oil on the plate.

Personally I'd marinate it overnight and either grill over real charcoal or sear it on all sides then roast.

 

[AnOminous]

Personally I'd marinate it overnight and either grill over real charcoal or sear it on all sides then roast.

Some cuts are really only suitable for roasting. It's not all steak.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Some cuts are really only suitable for roasting. It's not all steak.

It's the same for a cow.

I'd never roast a shank just like I'd never braise a tenderloin. But it's hard to tell what that was he was eating. The only reason I said venison was that Charles bagged his first deer so that's what they'd be eating wouldn't they? And it looked like a chop which had been fried making it difficult to actually figure it out.

In any case it looked disgusting like all things he's ever made.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Lol of course that fat ass quotes epochtimes as a source

No doubt his retarded older brother Charles sent him that link. This might be crazy to read but I think Charles might be more retarded than Jack or, at the very least, more narcissistic. Charles, unlike Jack, acts like an enlightened centrist/libertarian who pontificates on various topics he thinks he understands but in reality he is obsessed with like 3-4 things: Eating meat, Carbs=Cancer, daydreaming about a home invasion where he heroically defends himself with his gun and bragging about how much he works out daily

He will literally post any fucking garbage study that suggests a eating red meat is beneficial for your health. If a study mentions benefits of eating a vegetarian diet? Conspiracy by the global vegetarian cartel or some retarded shit like that. What's funny is that he got into an argument on Jagoffs page a few years back about his nutjob nutrition advice and was presented a research article from Harvard Digestive Center that shat on everyone of his bogus claims. His response was that Harvard Digestive Center had an agenda and any research can be dismissed out of hand. He has no complaints about epochtimes and the dailymail, however.

One thing is for sure, narcissism runs in the family and fatass and egghead have it in spades.

 

[Aunt Carol]

That looks like a breathing device you get discharged from a hospital stay with. It has 3 balls in it that you have to raise to the top. I don’t know what it’s official name is.

Incentive spirometer, but the three-ball kind is the expensive, old-school kind. The ones the hospital hands out like candy have a plunger instead.

I think it is a peak flow, but what RTC is talking about is a Spirometer.

It's not a good sign. Whenever one of those fuckers would show up in an elderly relative's house, the end was nigh. As a kid I thought of them as a morbid offshoot of connect four.

It's not a peak flow meter; those are always rigid, no flexible tube.

Having an incentive spirometer around could also mean you were inpatient for a surgical procedure, or anything that took you off your feet for a while. Anyone in bed is at risk for atelectasis, it's just that surgeons tend to use order sets, so there'll automatically be a box checked for "education on incentive spirometer" and "encourage IS use q hour while awake."

I don't doubt that Jack would take everything he possibly could home from the hospital, but it's very un-Jacklike to keep an IS handy on his desk, and use it enough to get the mouthpiece disgusting. That sounds like active participation in your own healthcare, and that's for people who aren't planning to get healed by Jesus.

Could this be the first visible sign of a secret SLP arc? Jack didn't care about his ambulation or his dominant hand enough to persevere with physical therapy, but eating is Jack's passion. Maybe he's seeing a speech therapist on the down-low, and really doing the home exercises for once.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Could this be the first visible sign of a secret SLP arc? Jack didn't care about his ambulation or his dominant hand enough to persevere with physical therapy, but eating is Jack's passion. Maybe he's seeing a speech therapist on the down-low, and really doing the home exercises for once.

That would be impressive seeing how Jack is well known as being an noncompliant patient. Although I wouldnt rule out a therapist or some medical professional dropping by to check up on Jack to be surprised hes still alive and for insurance purposes.

What I think is more possible is someone is nagging him about using it and Jack being an eternally petulant child, picks up the device blows into it and throws it back on the table/desk/counter and goes "I dib it OKAY?"

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Could this be the first visible sign of a secret SLP arc? Jack didn't care about his ambulation or his dominant hand enough to persevere with physical therapy, but eating is Jack's passion. Maybe he's seeing a speech therapist on the down-low, and really doing the home exercises for once.

It could be, but Jack's not really a "Secretly make yourself better" kinda guy. I remember how he was back with his arm brace, and he didn't even end up actually committing to using it properly anyway. If he was actually doing anything to better his situation, he'd have blabbed about it on the podcasts and made a big deal outta it.

What I think is more possible is someone is nagging him about using it and Jack being an eternally petulant child, picks up the device blows into it and throws it back on the table/desk/counter and goes "I dib it OKAY?"

This seems more likely, and explains the nasty ass growth on it. Even if you're not washing something right, using it regularly is gonna have you do the bare bones "brush the grody looking bits off it'll be fine" action. The fact it has enough time between uses to fester that badly says a great deal about the frequency of its use, whatever it is.

 

[AnOminous]

In any case it looked disgusting like all things he's ever made.

Whatever it was, it is sad a beautiful animal like a deer had to die for it.

If you're going to kill a deer, don't turn the best part of it into charred, bloody garbage.

 

[Neko GF]

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