DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Props to the people who mentioned Dave would be using this shit show as a way to avoid playing games lmao
Yesterday might have confirmed it a little bit for him.
>Do nothing for 4 hours except make a phone call get lots of money
>Play videogame after and get way less money
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Yesterday might have confirmed it a little bit for him.
>Do nothing for 4 hours except make a phone call get lots of money
>Play videogame and get way less money
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Even retards will eventually realize his gameplay is fucking boring and awful. 85% of his tips usually happen before gameplay now. Even the dents can’t handle MAYUSH anymore.
 
Even retards will eventually realize his gameplay is fucking boring and awful. 85% of his tips usually happen before gameplay now. Even the dents can’t handle MAYUSH anymore.
It's actually all unwatchable, even if you have prior experience with the game he's playing. The moments you have where its like "Haha wow he actually died to x when it's piss easy" moments are so god damn rare nowadays.

Even the prestreams have made me want to nap more this year than usual.
 
Props to the people who mentioned Dave would be using this shit show as a way to avoid playing games lmao
He's been trying to get away from it for years, more and more talking, less and less gaming.

The happiest moment in his life in the past 7 years was when he used a mild cold to avoid gaming for a week despite being sick, he's been chasing that feeling since.
 
Props to the people who mentioned Dave would be using this shit show as a way to avoid playing games lmao
People have said as much before but he's definitely been attempting to gradually distance himself from gaming, the DSP reacts 'sister channel' is the biggest indication of that. He wants to do less work but continue to garner enough donations to live in his gated community, pull Hogans and fund his 2+ daily Doordash meals.
 
People have said as much before but he's definitely been attempting to gradually distance himself from gaming, the DSP reacts 'sister channel' is the biggest indication of that. He wants to do less work but continue to garner enough donations to live in his gated community, pull Hogans and fund his 2+ daily Doordash meals.
The funny part is that 90% of his donations come from the begging and pignosis segments, not from his gaming, not even his dents care about his half assed gameplay.
 
The funny part is that 90% of his donations come from the begging and pignosis segments, not from his gaming, not even his dents care about his half assed gameplay.
Indeed, but the problem is Phil's life is so uneventful, he'll never have a guest or co-host, and all his takes are Youtube safe crap he copies from Twitter that he's already massively stretching to fill 2 hours of prestream. If there's one thing Phil is good at, it's filibustering, taking an hour to say something that could take a minute.
 
Phil is a mature adult with a business degree, you really think he has the time or money to buy a 5-pack of PC fans for $35 and go through the STRESS and PAIN of replacing his bronze age fans? PHIL ALMOST DIED YESTERDAY!
To be fair to Phil, every time I open my PC up to clean it or replace a part I'm afraid when I plug it back in it won't boot.
 
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This season of Phil Detracting is getting some absolute bangers out there!

I hope to see at least on the top 10 worst moments a clear indication of his year on year income, from this year compared to last and 2021's even so far as pre pandemic which could work

Apart from that, I am grateful to have an existing jahb with some socialising in-between, something I feel absolutely grateful this year being so weird and fucked lol

Also

Comcast cancelling Fill will be a top cherry on the icing moment to add to the top 10 too
 
The funny part is that 90% of his donations come from the begging and pignosis segments, not from his gaming, not even his dents care about his half assed gameplay.

Is that true? He seems to get his daily 20-25 tithe and then 10-20 extra. I'll check the end of rawphil and he's usually double that number. It feels random how his money comes in at this point
 
When he eventually gets rid of gameplay he'll understand these little drama vids he does won't stand up in the same was DSPReacts doesn't. He'd doomed to play games or make up more and more silly things of which people will eventually get used to it, he got about $160 in the end yesterday just over one streams tips goal after all this bullshit below.

All these years of trying to make himself unclippable have killed off the tips he'd usually get from fans dropping $5 here and there during gameplay, his ranting mad man segments are mainly supported by Jeff who appears to be enjoying the drama, so in a way he's trolling and using Phil for $20-100 at a time. And at best with begging he gets a big whale tip and usually that falls short of the tips goal.

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You are always shooting yourself in the foot Phil.
 
Judging by the SF6 stream, I think this actually shook Phil.
Probably reevaluating the absolute state of his safety and security now that he knows it can be compromised and someone has fucked with him for the first time in a long while. Hey Phil, who's to say there's not a gayoperative right now working at PayPal intercepting your tips? Maybe that's why you've been having a bunch of "slow days" recently?
 
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