Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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toilet_rainbow said:
Olive Garden (or anyone else) would have to be really desperate to hire her, especially if she's so unstable that she has a meltdown at the mere mention of "ma'am." At best she could be a dishwasher, as it would get her away from the customers. Even in the kooky world of casual fast dining, you're expected to look clean and well groomed while serving. That, and you don't chimp out at the customers over "misgendering," no matter the intent. That exact behavior is what cost her her last job at Lowe's last year.

Low wage jobs expect high turnover for very good reason, but hiring Pixy to work a week would not be worth the headache to all but the most desperate or over optimistic. Even nutters are expected to act semi civilized at interviews, quirkiness be damned. It's all about those first impressions. If she pulled her "do not hurt me, I'm about to die" theatrics at the interviewer over a casual "slip," then that application is definitely resting in the trash can where it always belonged.
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Sarah would never survive working in the food industry. Believe it or not, it's even worse behind the scenes since these are people who give zero fucks besides getting their job done. Sarah would have an even harder time if she was to work with illegals. Also, most places have a low key hazing period for new employees, especially if the current employees have all worked with each other for a while. The only thing I don't see happening is anyone offering to pork her. They may be minimum wage and washing dishes, but they do have standards.
 
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Vampirella said:
Too late, she got called ma'am! The horror.
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Also I don't think she's going to be LARPing for much longer. Even they dared to misgender her.
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Crossplaying doesn't automatically make you a man. Plenty of females cosplay male characters. She has no masculine mannerisms so it's hard to just imagine her as male. She's not really trying to pass. She's the same 'ol Pixy. Just with a fake raspy voice, a special needs haircut and male cosplay instead of female. Even the poses are the same. It's like changing the rugs and curtains and then claiming you now live in a different house.

"I know my body and what it does" again. So vague and makes no sense to anyone but Pixy. Yet she expects everyone to understand it at first sight. Then again this is a person who thinks male teachers hump their chairs. Because that's totally something they could do without being led away in handcuffs.

I have a theory. Due to years of being the town pump station and being traumatized by it, Pixy somehow has twisted normal male behavior into all this thrusting and humping nonsense. Because that's what men did to her and now she's one of them. Now she has the power.

I wonder who the person is consoling her. That guy from the LARP group that we thought she might be into?
Tiresome said:
Olive Garden, my god. Imagine Pixy as wait staff.

"Hello, I'm Ashton Roxas Sora Penisowner Winters, He/Him/His/Sir, what can you get for yourselves today, actually Melanie will be taking care of you since I'm about to go on my 3 hour break, DON'T LOOK AT ME, I AM A MAN, I AM A MAN AND YOU CANNOT HURT ME, GET OUT OF MY ROOM! *flees crying*
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I'm imagining this becoming a viral video. And given that every idiot wants to post one now Pixy better watch. Otherwise millions will know who she is if she freaks out bad enough.
 
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Dysnomia said:
she's not really doing herself any favors going to an interview dressed like that. Maybe she'll luck out if they have a genderblob quota to fill.
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Which is one of the only ways she'd get in dressed and looking the way she did.

Or it's a seasonal thing and she'll be hired for Christmas and let go right after New Years.

Vampirella said:
Too late, she got called ma'am! The horror.
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B-b-but she was wearing a pronoun pin! With He/Him/His listed on it! How could they possibly misgender what is such an obviously manly man?
 
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She's trolling, right? :lit:
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Why was she cosplaying at Olive Garden? I could get if it was with a group of other weebs getting a meal after a con or other cosplay event, but PT just shows up to random places in cosplay.

As far as I'm concerned the issue isn't her cosplaying young character at her age so much as the uh, special pics she takes and posts. Cosplay is basically just playing dress up so people can cosplay whatever they want, but the kind of pics PT takes are always unfortunate and often baffling.
 
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SpiceyHuman said:
Why does she wear her pants so damn high? Her belt is practically at her nipples.
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The funny thing is they just seem like normal high waisted pants. Which literally only females wear. I have seriously never met a man wear pants past his upper hip, the common consensus I've heard is that it's not comfy for them.
Even when she tries to pass as male she's still undeniably female :story:
 
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Android raptor said:
Why was she cosplaying at Olive Garden? I could get if it was with a group of other weebs getting a meal after a con or other cosplay event, but PT just shows up to random places in cosplay.

As far as I'm concerned the issue isn't her cosplaying young character at her age so much as the uh, special pics she takes and posts. Cosplay is basically just playing dress up so people can cosplay whatever they want, but the kind of pics PT takes are always unfortunate and often baffling.
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I don't think she was cosplaying at Olive Garden. She had a job interview there (which she dressed "professionally" for, which also means unkempt sped hair and circle lenses) and then cosplayed Roxas at a LARP session afterwards. I THINK that's what she meant but of course worded it nonsensically because telling everyone about being misgendered was far more important than explaining why she's terminally unemployed. But she has cosplayed at stores and restaurants before, usually before, after, or as part of her ridiculous self-photoshoots, so it's not that farfetched if she did so again the other day either.

I'm not sure if she wore women's (high waisted) pants either. Those could still be men's slacks but because she's short and fat, they sit at her waist because they probably can't sit at her hips like they would on an actual man. This would be less obvious if she didn't tuck in her shirt. The one thing Sarah could do to transition without permanently harming herself is lose weight (again) so her hips wouldn't be as wide but we know she'll never give up the Whataburger and cookie cakes. :story:

Also does she not understand that she needs money to sue? Someone else can absolutely sue her despite her being poor, kek. Don't know where this tattoo shit comes from since she's spazzed out about it before. She has a list of delusions she cycles through for attention. Come up with a new schizo catchphrase, Ashtray!
 
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Sergegambino said:
Watch out y’all! She’s gonna sue if you try to give her a tattoo… and sue you if you try to put her in the old cosplay that we all know she hasn’t gotten rid of.
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She's sick and tired of being harmed, but at the same time we can't hurt her. So which is it? It's almost like it doesn't matter what she said before. All that matters is what she's saying now.

And sorry but you can't sue somebody who makes you wear a dress. Whatever that actually means.

VinegarPussy said:
Keeps her stomach penis from lashing out during interviews.
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Or if she has to hold it while rocking and thrusting she could just say she's trying to adjust her pants.

crinklefry said:
The funny thing is they just seem like normal high waisted pants. Which literally only females wear. I have seriously never met a man wear pants past his upper hip, the common consensus I've heard is that it's not comfy for them.
Even when she tries to pass as male she's still undeniably female :story:
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Everything about her screams woman. There is nothing masculine about her but then she'd probably say she wants to be a twink but as far as I know that only works if you're thin and slight.

She's a middle aged fag hag at this point.
 
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Sergegambino said:
Watch out y’all! She’s gonna sue if you try to give her a tattoo… and sue you if you try to put her in the old cosplay that we all know she hasn’t gotten rid of.
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So I guess Debbie told her to dress like a woman. Yeah. You can't sue for that. Always being harmed. Everything harms her. And why is anyone trying to sue her? Also, being poor doesn't stop people from filing a lawsuit against you, Pixy. They won't get anything. But that doesn't mean they can't sue you. I'm wondering why she also thinks she might be sued. I'd probably have to be mentally ill to understand.

Also, Lolcow thinks the cowtipper is among us.

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I really don't think so. I mean just look at that site. There's a reason why practically every thread is loaded with red text mod warnings and bans. I will never likely post there again as it's changed so much. But I do lurk nightly for milk and lolz and damn, there's a ton of 'tism there. Way more than KF.
 
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Dysnomia said:
really don't think so. I mean just look at that site. There's a reason why practically every thread is loaded with red text mod warnings and bans. I will never likely post there again as it's changed so much. But I do lurk nightly for milk and lolz and damn, there's a ton of 'tism there. Way more than KF.
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I don't know what their problem is. It seems like they started accusing a lot of users of being on KF and messing with Pixy. Which is funny when you also see all the post of people saying they've talked to her on messenger. What's got them so worked up.
 
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