Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AutoClownMaker]

With what money is he going to countersue with?

The vast donations from his twatting followers when he goes lawsuit grifting no doubt.

The problem for Patrick is the Patrick he is VS the Patrick that Jackie tried sharing with the world.

His blocklist being as large as it is is not because of pests being pesty. It shares his girth by showing his ass in public and the public having the reaction of that gal who Patrick got butthurt over and she ended up having her book jumping way up in sales.

There won't be many donations because Patrick is not sympathetic due to his actions.

The caselaw on Dan's side will be the reasons the reason newsrooms say "alleged" and go with police reports. The epicness here will the caselaw and watching hackingButLegal come to understand what "legal" actually means.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It also doesn't help that Patrick is a public figure being an author of several books, hosting panels at conventions too, and appearing on several television shows, some of which were recurring roles. Dan is a no body who is well within his right to report the goings on of a public individual.
Patrick wouldn't put up a crowdfunded lawsuit, he's too proud to do that. He'd try and ask SFWA for money again who will just tell him to fuck off.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

It also doesn't help that Patrick is a public figure being an author of several books, hosting panels at conventions too, and appearing on several television shows, some of which were recurring roles. Dan is a no body who is well within his right to report the goings on of a public individual.
Patrick wouldn't put up a crowdfunded lawsuit, he's too proud to do that. He'd try and ask SFWA for money again who will just tell him to fuck off.

haha that made me realize that these facts make a point in snackie's presentation (pat being a normal non-famous dude) moot. He isn't just an average guy, he self-describes himself as a political firebrand who starts fights on twitter. And that's before you get to the MSM TV appearances

 

[SomethingFishi]

I don't understand how he doesn't have that moment during an argument where you suddenly realize "fuck this, this is stupid" and just walk away. Everyone seems to get to that point at least eventually. Why doesn't Patrick?

Because "Never let the idiots win".

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Spoiler: The punishment to fit Pat's crime

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Spoiler: The punishment to fit Pat's crime

They wouldn't be able to see it. People had to point it out in the security cam footage.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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“Our countersuit” “our family” I guess I admire his optimism, calling the woman he ignores for hours a day fighting his colon on Twitter his “family.” Imagine being the side piece in your own marriage and the other woman is twitter lol

Anecdotally I’ve never seen a man who wasn’t a giant faggot use the royal we so often.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Lookin forward to the court hearing where he once again stands up and squeals "ARREST THAT MAN" at the bailiff

Is he going to accuse any federal judges of crimes in his countersuit to a defamation suit?

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Cope more pig

Maybe you can use the proceeds from your countersuit to buy Twitter off its owner.

 

[cerulean hydra]

I really don't get how Patrick and his ilk can appropriate being a refugee like that and not suffer massive cognitive dissonance. Nigger, all you need to do is type it into the address bar. There's no military coup persecuting you. People aren't trying to throw you off a roof because you're a faggot, they're just calling you a faggot. Even as hyperbole it's just icky.

I need an AI Patrick Soyface in front of a refugee camp going "WOW THEY'RE LITERALLY JUST LIKE ME"

edit:. :effort:.

 

[JustStopDude]

Pat, you are straight up owned by twitter

It's more important that your wife, the kid the state took your access from, your writing career, your four cylinder rustang, that fat person mobility scooter you call a bike, hell perhaps even alcohol.

You argue with your toilet on twitter.

 

[FinnSven]

Pat, you are straight up owned by twitterView attachment 5531863
It's more important that your wife, the kid the state took your access from, your writing career, your four cylinder rustang, that fat person mobility scooter you call a bike, hell perhaps even alcohol.

You argue with your toilet on twitter.

Perhaps Chris Chan cursed Elon with a "Curse may-he-ye-ar" or whatever and the curse has resulted in Elon taking on the trait of Fatrick.

 

[Pedophobe]

That "right of return" crack was pretty poorly thought out even for Fatshit. It's the sort of thing that would get a person dogpiled into oblivion if it was posted on a platform anyone used.

 

[Is Cat Now]

The almost child-like silliness is exactly what makes him the best cow for me.

I had lurked in the Farms for a few years, but all cows eventually showed some kind of perversion or deviancy that turned me off.

Finding Pat is what finally made me join. Pat may be totally surrounded by predators, sure... but he himself is not one. There's no real decadent sex, no violence, but only the borderline innocent impotence of a fat man telling his toilet it is going to prison.

The other thing I keep coming back to is how hard I find it to feel sorry for him. Pretty much everyone else I've read about on here I find there's some thread in the story I can pull that makes me see the real human tragedy in it, and it's why I find I can't read for very long let alone post in most threads.

But any time I start feeling anything like empathy for Patrick when something bad happens to him, even if it's abundantly clear it's his own fault, I just read the next arrogant, stuck-up tweet, dressing down his own toilet on Twitter, and it all just evaporates and I start laughing at him again.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

That "right of return" crack was pretty poorly thought out even for Fatshit. It's the sort of thing that would get a person dogpiled into oblivion if it was posted on a platform anyone used.

He's not getting dogpiled because he's blocked so many people no one is seeing the crappy hot take.

The other thing I keep coming back to is how hard I find it to feel sorry for him.

Patty LaBelle and her fans didn't deserve the bomb threat. And no one deserves a SWATting.

If court cases get filed I look forward to a legal determination of the question:

Did Patrick SWAT himself?

A "yes" will evaporate whatever not-ill will exists in the world for Patrick.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

But any time I start feeling anything like empathy for Patrick [...] I just read the next arrogant, stuck-up tweet [...] and it all just evaporates and I start laughing at him again.

Yeah that is one of the other pillars that make him the best: the laughter feels pure and jovial because you just don't feel guilty afterwards... similar to how a child laughs.

Case in point, his last tweet is a great example of his complete lack of self-awareness and bully behavior:



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(...) Really my nigga?

Glass half-hovel and all that.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Nice wife stupid.

Isn't he still on Twitter, though?

Pat, you are straight up owned by twitter

If Twitter owned Musk, wouldn't Musk's response be totally different?

 

[whogoesthere]

The other thing I keep coming back to is how hard I find it to feel sorry for him. Pretty much everyone else I've read about on here I find there's some thread in the story I can pull that makes me see the real human tragedy in it, and it's why I find I can't read for very long let alone post in most threads.

But any time I start feeling anything like empathy for Patrick when something bad happens to him, even if it's abundantly clear it's his own fault, I just read the next arrogant, stuck-up tweet, dressing down his own toilet on Twitter, and it all just evaporates and I start laughing at him again.

Don't forget the constant lies as well. Even when evidence is posted, to him, he denies its real and does the "enjoy prison" bit. Even enjoying prison, thats been going on for about 3 years now.

The court case that would uncover the dark money russian connection, that failed.

The payments he would never make but did.

Everything that comes out of his mouth is a fucking lie, and its meant to intimidate people into backing away from him.

If he fell over and was raped to death by a wild animal, I would laugh. He is such a fucking piece of shit.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Why Dan needs to take Susan

 

[WelperHelper99]

Pat, you are straight up owned by twitterView attachment 5531863
It's more important that your wife, the kid the state took your access from, your writing career, your four cylinder rustang, that fat person mobility scooter you call a bike, hell perhaps even alcohol.

You argue with your toilet on twitter.

The only one I can think of that comes close to pat twitter wise is MovieBob. That's not good. At all. And Bob doesn't have a wife or kid. But making it worse, Pat actually gets into legal issues on Xitter because he's that stupid. I look forward to the stang being repo'd

 

[grey area]

This man's capacity to make you hate is an accomplishment in itself. He's that vile and loathsome, yet he has continuously managed to coast through life, his misery entirely of his own making.