He can't even set up a fucking merch store and it's mostly self-inflicted. He keeps crying about muh trollz, muh woke companies, muh slander but then goes and admits that he emails merch store websites with his life story rather than clicking the big fat "SET UP YOUR STORE HERE" button. Null can set up a merch store but Phail wants people to believe that he can't??? He is going about everything in the most roundabout, unreasonable and boomerish manner possible. After reading @clothes in my closet's post here I wouldn't be surprised that the guy who fucked with him actually manages to get away scot free just because Phil refuses to communicate with someone who could help him in a reasonable manner.
Instead of just going ahead and setting up a store page/getting someone to set up a page for him, he instead preemptively contacts any merch site with the whole "15 years ago I was unjustly fired from my job at the helicopter company". If I remember correctly his justification was that he wants these websites to basically give him extra protection when trolls start trying to mess with him. If there's any truth to this story I think it's because his old Twitch account manager was giving him extra protection and he thinks every other website in the world will recognize his need as a targeted content curator.
Phil is actually physically incapable of feeling depressed. He literally lacks the mental capacity for introspection and as such is actually unable of feeling depressed.
That would require DSP to have to communicate with the owner of Kiwi Farms possibly via the phone which he didn't do for the easiest 50k of his life. He would never even think about 'going into business' with the guy that allows 'insane trolls' to 'harass him' (reupload his insanity for laughs)
Now in all fairness, the kind of merch store Null made requires some work. Ya know: Make a design, pick someone to make them. Find a payment option.
Yeah, first of all Null would have to jump through all of Phil’s hoops. And ultimately be found too light for Phil, because he’s not a “business” or some shit like that.
I see the point: as Moviebob proved, doing shit game content is harder than doing shit movie content, since shit game content still requires you to play a game.
Renton is in PST, not PDT. The correct local time is 0813.Comcast called him early as fuck, which is possible, or he just ignored the phone call because, as we know, he was just laying in bed for half the day feeling depressed.
That won't last.
DSP doesn't know real depression, because that implies that he's known some level of hardship, and he never did. He never had to struggle to make ends meet, was never brought to the brink or knew some great sadness. Hell, he's never even really known loss; I'm pretty sure he only lost like two friends, and he was willing to make bank off them via ads on his videos. He's a overly-privileged manchild and loner.
Idk man… Phil is really good at self-delusion, and would probably chalk it up to: “Mah audience is too smart to fall for consumerist nonsense, tuh-huh-huh!”
He's probably had enough gin by then lol
Do me a favor and ask chat GPT what the best way to help Phil right NOW is.
