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Do you think Kelly pretends she's black hired help during Thanksgiving and eats in the kitchen?
Kelly Lenza / LividLipids / softbodytendermind / ass_child / photopotamus - "Radical body liberationist”, Intentionally Repulsive, Uber woke middle-aged SJW influencer wannabe, doxed her former therapist for getting WLS, ate her way to heart failure
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- Aug 22, 2022
I wouldn’t put anything past her, mainly because I can’t reach that far.
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- Feb 10, 2021
While “ask your local food bank what they want before buying stuff to donate” is good advice, that list is dumb. Every food bank has items they always have too much of and items they wish they got more of, but that will vary wildly between regions and stores. I used to go to a food bank that always had a full fridge of milk. Since that milk would go bad in a couple days, stuff like cereal and mac & cheese that could go with the milk were high-demand items (otherwise you just end up chugging milk for protein). There was also a lot of tampons and pads available, iirc they were provided by a local women’s group. A food bank’s stock is generally defined more by the businesses and charities who make large or regular donations than by people who randomly show up with a box of cans. Also, so many people volunteer or donate during the holidays that your contributions will likely be more helpful at any other time of year.
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I've met a couple Kellys in my lifetime who want to tell others they're not charitable enough. I find, "Uh huh. Sure!" drives the point home. When some perspectiveless loser who has never been in a food bank as a client or support worker tries to tell you crap like this, ignore them. They have no clue what they're even going on about.
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In my area most grocery stores have donation bins by the exit and specify they only want non-perishable items. I suspect any area does the same.
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- Jan 8, 2022
Kelly dump, this time with Eyebrow Cat (which will hopefully help offset the Midwest Furfest musings).
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Oh eyebrow cat I love you so
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Bets on what issues Kelly brought up to this ex-friend that were "bothering her" about the relationship? I bet Kelly often comes to friends with very serious gripes, such as "I heard you say you were sitting indian-style, you should know that is problematic" or "when you said you didn't want to eat an entire bucket of chicken, that fat-shamed me". And then she wonders why she has no one in her life.
Also, ever notice how narcs always seem to have "dreams" that they love to describe to you that always seem to bring up something that they want attention about? I had a friend that did this and it drove me fucking crazy.
Also, ever notice how narcs always seem to have "dreams" that they love to describe to you that always seem to bring up something that they want attention about? I had a friend that did this and it drove me fucking crazy.
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I'm sure the friend already had plenty of issues of her own with Kelly—because hey, it's Kelly—but had spent the last five years putting up with them, because ending the friendship was too uncomfortable.
So when suddenly Kelly pops up with, "Hey, we need to talk about how you're a problem for me,"—BOOM!—it's like, "Oh no, fuck this; I can't even with this self-absorbed, thin-skinned, sanctimonious bitch any more."
And Kelly, of course, can't stop to consider why someone she believed to be a friend would do that. It cannot possibly be that Kelly has done anything, or is the problem; the former friend is the one with all the issues.
But Kells is apparently willing to "start over," and let bygones be bygones, and to show how magnanimous and forgiving she is, she's making a public post about how this person froze her out so cruelly, just because Kelly wanted to help her "do better."
This is why you have no friends, Kelly, and why even your fellow furfag degenerates are going to bail on you once they actually get to know you.
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I can’t imagine spending as little as half an hour in her company without having to fight a serious urge to bail.
Judging by what she reveals in her ‘confessionals’, she’s incapable of just sitting and chilling and simply enjoying someone else’s presence.
She gives me the impression every encounter with other humans is either an opportunity to re-educate them or focus on her own insecurities.
To use a term I loathe… too much ‘emotional labour’ for others to undertake. Sometimes you just want to hang, relax and shoot the shit without worrying about if you’re emotionally traumatizing a fortyish year old toddler.
Screw that noise.
For all the gnashing ofww we
Judging by what she reveals in her ‘confessionals’, she’s incapable of just sitting and chilling and simply enjoying someone else’s presence.
She gives me the impression every encounter with other humans is either an opportunity to re-educate them or focus on her own insecurities.
To use a term I loathe… too much ‘emotional labour’ for others to undertake. Sometimes you just want to hang, relax and shoot the shit without worrying about if you’re emotionally traumatizing a fortyish year old toddler.
Screw that noise.
For all the gnashing ofww we
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So… it’s a con. One full of diapered freaks in fur suits, I grant you, but still just a con. Either Kelly has been so far up the asses of feather Indians, black people and performing useless slacktaivists that she’s lost touch with what, exactly, her fellow con-goers will realistically look and act like, or she’s pity shopping. Hmm, I wonder which one.
If she is even the fattest person there, I would be shocked. She thinks she’s disabled now? Wait until she walks (
) in and the smell hits her.
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Kelly, I'll be your friend, on the condition I can wear Go Pro and stream our whole hangout.
I'd love to "gaslight" her by suggesting physical activities or healthy meals.
I'd love to "gaslight" her by suggesting physical activities or healthy meals.
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The fact this fat privledged bitch is staying in a hotel 30 minutes away for multiple days to play dress up sex pest away from her kids is wild to me.
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Kelly posts her Spotify Wrapped, decides it was anti-Palestine to do so, and updates us about her fursuit. I continue to wonder how I've gotten to a point in my life where I write sentences like that.
Spotify Wrapped is from her Instagram stories.
Haram Habibi
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Dear Lord. She looks like she's ready to pop out another kid in that side view. Like "I snapped this pic as the contractions were 7 minutes apart. Time to grab the go bag!!"
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Was "poop knife" suggested yet?
The camera is a cute accessory to her furfag shit.
beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
True & Honest Fan
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Gotcha covered, gorl.
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That "Spotify is anti Palestine due to when it released Spotify Wrapped this year, it doesn't want you to think about the Palestinians!!!" post is extreme ass reaching even by Tumblr standards. Didn't these people also recently reee about Black Friday because "muh Palestine?" It seems like every day has been for Palestine/Hamas on SJW social media accounts since the war began. I can't keep track of this shit anymore. And frankly, I shouldn't.
It's a furry con. If Kelly needs to worry about anything, it's used diapers on the con floor or getting exposed to HIV during an orgy. She probably won't even leave her room for longer than the five minutes. She doesn't have to worry about shit.
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Maybe I just don't remember, but I don't recall Jerry and Kelly having an open marriage? Kelly is blatantly hoping to cheat on Jerry during this con. I wonder what he thinks.
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Considering that her absence from the house for furry-con won't interfere with his video game schedule, I doubt highly that Jerry gives a shit if she cheats or not. More time for him to have his incel alone time with his console without whiny fat Beaker beep-beeping nearby.