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NoReturn said:
"witchy"
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I have a negative pavlovian reaction to the term witchy now
pangolins said:
That is a lot of words for expensive stick seller
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I love when people say they grew up with folk magic. Come back to me when your grandma collected other people's teeth and kept them in jars, then I'll believe you. It's always something whimsical and fantasy based though.
 
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Yaks said:
I love when people say they grew up with folk magic. Come back to me when your grandma collected other people's teeth and kept them in jars, then I'll believe you. It's always something whimsical and fantasy based ththough.
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Right! Little witchy boo, did your gramma make protection jars with your first curl, first lost tooth, and shit like that? No? She just canned veggies and dried herbs? How pedestrian.
 
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Bitch I eat people said:
Right! Little witchy boo, did your gramma make protection jars with your first curl, first lost tooth, and shit like that? No? She just canned veggies and dried herbs? How pedestrian.
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"My grandmama, the witch in case I haven't mentioned it, practiced only the oldest of folk magics! I remember when I was 3, during the full moon, in OCTOBER, her giving me honey on a spoon for my sore throat. It was a secret passed on for generations, and I knew then I wanted to also be a witch..."
 
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Yaks said:
I have a negative pavlovian reaction to the term witchy now

I love when people say they grew up with folk magic. Come back to me when your grandma collected other people's teeth and kept them in jars, then I'll believe you. It's always something whimsical and fantasy based though.
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When you've got a special identity to peddle, it's the fluffy Mary Sue fanfiction version of that identity.
 
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My grandmother said that the Tooth Fairy only comes if you leave your tooth in a glass of water on top of the fridge, and that was passed down to me via my mother.

Later we found out that Grandma just thinks teeth are creepy. I guess if I were trying to sell something witch-related on Etsy, I'd be all in on the magickal uses of moonblessed teethwater.
 
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RazorBackBacon said:
You guys got all the cool grammas. Mine just thought killing spiders was bad luck and hated niggers.
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My maternal grandma was like that too. It was the great grandma who kept other people's teeth (not the children or grandchildren's) in jars with other trinkets for good luck, I still do not know who the teeth belonged to. You know, one of the mountain yeehaws who were deeply Christian but also pissed on the lawn to ward off evil.
 
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I was talking to my mom and asked her about the jars, she said "We aren't supposed to talk about them. Ruins the magic. Although since ma died we had a whole lotta bad luck, maybe the spells died with her." She had no explanation for why gramma needed all of us kid's first lost tooth and hair curl. "Just magic, honey. I didn't want to learn it from her."
 
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Bitch I eat people said:
I was talking to my mom and asked her about the jars, she said "We aren't supposed to talk about them. Ruins the magic. Although since ma died we had a whole lotta bad luck, maybe the spells died with her." She had no explanation for why gramma needed all of us kid's first lost tooth and hair curl. "Just magic, honey. I didn't want to learn it from her."
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Get some holy water instead.
Pray the rosary.
 
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Have we done SASS witches yet? They seem just as dogmatic and religious as any other religion, but theirs is heckin wholesome atheismerino.
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SASS just looks like Office Mom uplifting posters and mindfulness exercises with extra steps and aesthetic consumerism.

It must be very sad to deeply desire a connection to culture and a religion, but be unable to go all the way in to find real community. In the end it's just meaningless corporate togetherness drivel with a special bow on top.
 
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I was just scrolling my YT shorts when this popped up
I thought this was a joke maybe at first but no this is her entire YouTube page
she's from New York and apparently a former Christian
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Here is a video of her speaking, she sounds very strange idk if that's just how New Yorkers sound or if she's foreign or something
Overall she's not very interesting but I felt the need to post given this is the first time I've been recommended something like this
full name Kimberly Watkins according to her publicly available periscope
 
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trevshoms said:
I was just scrolling my YT shorts when this popped up
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I thought this was a joke maybe at first but no this is her entire YouTube page
she's from New York and apparently a former Christian
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Here is a video of her speaking, she sounds very strange idk if that's just how New Yorkers sound or if she's foreign or something
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Overall she's not very interesting but I felt the need to post given this is the first time I've been recommended something like this
full name Kimberly Watkins according to her publicly available periscope
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WTBOnlineFather said:
It's because she's a nigger, so you're kind of correct.
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That is weird. What the fuck.

This is another example of how so many of these "witches" are just malicious bitches.
 
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