Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Biggimus Bettimus]

If anything a knife is probably more lethal at close range than a gun: it's quicker, silent, and doesn't need to be reloaded.

Any encounter under 30ft, a knife beats a gun.

 

[NerdShamer]

"Being trans is an disability," said by the people who rode the short bus to school.

 

[Argos]

One of the goofiest things about troons is how middle-aged men decide to give themselves currently trendy or misspelled girls' names that didn’t exist when they were born.
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His face looks like a goddamned mask.

 

[The Great Citracett]

It looks like a LGB without the T flag, patched up to remove the TQ+ nonsense

That's what I think it's actually supposed to be.

But instead, the ones not screeching "trans genocide" about it are trying to still claim it as an FTM trans flag because surgical scars.

 

[hufflemuff]

Why do FTMs always engage in the girliest shit imaginable while wanting everyone to see them as boys? The psychology of pooners is a genuine mystery to me. With AGPs it's super obvious what their deal is, but what is prompting young women to reject their womanhood while still indulging in femininity?

In a sense being a "man" allows them to engage in typically feminine behavior and still be stunning and brave instead of basic. They're also hilariously competing with gigafags for what few straight-passing gay men there are except they could, you know, just attract an actual straight guy as women, something a lot of detransitioners realize at 20+

 

[Surfin Terf]

Pooners absolutely hating themselves is a major part of it. They hate everything about themselves - including their feminine interests, so when it's reframed as a "boy" liking those things it suddenly feels safe because it's not from the perspective of a gross cringe girl (how they see themselves) so therefore it is fine and even cute and quirky.

APGs don't have this because they don't hate themselves fully in the same way. They're just trying to coom. I'd say AGPs have more of a tendency to be narcissists than anything else.

I think that AGPs do do this exact thing, it's just that male hobbies don't tend to involve posing and showing off in the same way as cosplay and fashion. There are tons of AGPs who love to call themselves gamer girls and nerd girls and all that, engaging in male hobbies that are seen as childish from men, but which have some (not much) social cachet when done by women.

The absolute contempt that trannies have for their pre-transition selves is on full display all the time and might be even worse from TiMs than TiFs.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

One of the goofiest things about troons is how middle-aged men decide to give themselves currently trendy or misspelled girls' names that didn’t exist when they were born.
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Joe Swanson never was the same after discovering sissy-hypno porn.

 

[neverendingmidi]

What is it with pooners and dressing like methhead clowns?

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This particular one is dressing in decora, a fashion where you look like a pastel rainbow cupcake with extra sprinkles. It's fine, but there's a reason a lot of people who do it are clean as hell: you look nasty if your hair or face is too beat up.

I never thought I'd see crustpunk decora. It looks like she crawled out of a dumpster.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

Why do FTMs always engage in the girliest shit imaginable while wanting everyone to see them as boys? The psychology of pooners is a genuine mystery to me. With AGPs it's super obvious what their deal is, but what is prompting young women to reject their womanhood while still indulging in femininity?

What everyone else said, plus it's the current wave of NLOGs. There always were and always will be those girls who are absolutely NOT like the other girls. So if they like girly shit but call themselves a boy/"masculine", they can enjoy it without being like all the other boring, icky girls.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Hunter Schafer, trans star in the new Hunger Games movie, said the following in his journal which he posted on Instagram: “My gender was so influenced by a need to be used by men” “My sexual orientation was not gay, it was not straight, it was an attraction, is an attraction, always to misogyny.” “Not feeling femme enough w/o being a victim of r*pe” “The idea of being eaten used to arouse me” he goes on to say men eat women, and both men and women fetishize rape. He has since deleted this ig post.

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Boy did Joah call it or what?

All the X tranny swarm are shrieking in unison about tall women as if the giveaway here isn’t his giant fucking shoulders, wide rib cage and male limb length.



This is the man they think is indistinguishable from a real
woman.

Spoiler: pics

 

[Balldo]

Neat little arc from Transgender Lesbians FB group. Shea Missy decided it was time for him to do a face reveal and come out! He is encouraged by several members to come out, including some posting their own pics. One even let him know that since it was a private group, there is no way his posts could be seen by a wider group. Great advice!

THE BIG REVEAL

Everyone ready? OK, here we go!

Spoiler

What is up with troons taking pics in bathrooms? I have literally never considered pulling out a camera in any bathroom ever, including my home. I'm guessing it is to prove they are in a women's room, but they never post anything to prove it (unless they are as far gone as Yaniv). Also, this guy is definitely in the Bad Transition Hairlines Hall of Fame. I think it's time for a wig, bro.

After posting the above pics, there were friendly replies, but none complimenting appearance. And this is a VERY forgiving group, where massive beasts, bizarre gnomes, etc. are routinely given "Pretty! Heart! Heart!" asspats and phone # requests. Next post in group by Shea was this one. They took it offline and into DMs, but I do wonder what the "concern" was if it wasn't insufficient asspats. To be fair, it's possible that there was a harasser as there are some pretty creepy weirdos in that group, giving off a darker vibe than Shea.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Why grandmother, what a big nose you have!

 

[TyrasGuard]

I love it when troons need to dislocate their shoulders pushing them together to simulate the tiniest boob size increase imaginable.

 

[Neil]

4 years ago, ‘Euphoria’ star Hunter Schafer released an essay explaining his transition that reads more like a mass shooter’s manifesto. Highlights include typical AGP stuff, such as equating rape and abuse with womanhood.
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Pretty scary to think that somebody with the same mindset as many of the troons in this thread managed to become relatively famous.

Just saw this because of Dear Feeder. I'd say I'm surprised at how he didn't get cancelled for this, but he's a troon, so saying incel shit like "[his decision to "be" a woman] was influenced by a need to be used by men" and that he didn't feel "femme" enough without being a victim of rape is socially acceptable and not something he should get mentally evaluated for. This dude embodies the effects of porn addiction.

His handwriting looks like that of a schizophrenic man's, and it seems to me that if he wasn't famous, he'd have ended up like that one skinwalking former preacher troon who wrote an entire fanfiction about how he'd murder his hairdresser and take over her life by stealing her clothes and wearing them. Not sure if he'd actually be able to pull off that dream or end up with his brains staining the wall like the aforementioned skinwalker troon.

 

[Noxe]

Yall are questioning why FtM are the way they are but it's simple as they like girly stuff because deep down theyre a broken little girl who's been abused by a person they trusted and now think that if they identify as a man and make themselves as "disgusting" to their abusers as possible it'll keep them from being hurt that way again.

FtM is caused by molestation/rape
MtF is caused by kids getting online too early with no one watching what they look at so they fall down the porn addiction rabbithole and end up as a frankenstine skinwalker.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Hey all! Remember the tranny who lost his virginity to a broom, plays with toys and has a strip tease video on YouTube? Well it turns out our boy Stephanie Bri is now a published author.

Yes that’s right! He now has a book on Amazon titled “Goldfish on the Mountain”.

A thriller about 2 brothers fighting over the same woman who turn to murder. A sheriff investigation one crime uncovers a whole bloody world filled with betrayal.

 

[Chandelier]

Transwomen need the gynecologist. Why? Well because fuck you, that's why. From a bearded and bald pooner. Link / Archive

The last tweet was her begging for money to help random blacks in Kenya. Which, of course, people won't be arsed to donate.

Now, compare this call for unity with those of transwomen making demands. Archive.



Right. That is why women - excuse me, us pathetic AFABs - come dead last, and why transwomen need to be centered for gynecological care. That's why women like Mama Doctor Jones aka Birthing Person Jones doesn't even center women in her videos.

You go to the gynecologist if you have issues with female anatomy. Not if you have an inverted penis with the same microbiome as an uncircumcised cock.

Speaking of: did you know transwomen have a labia minora, majora, and a clitoris? Me neither! Link / Archive

It isn't 'just a hole', it's just a hole that leads to nowhere. It's a pocket that brushes against your rectum. It's not a vagina that leads to the cervix and the uterus. You do not have a clitoris; that is the dorsal head of your penis, or what's left of it. Your urethra was artificially shortened and you will need a different doctor for that, vs a gynecologist. Your inverted cock is not, and never will be, a vagina, and neither will your scrotal tissue be a labia.

But leave it to the professionals - whose work we can see in all its mangled, monstrous glory.

 

[TyrasGuard]

But leave it to the professionals - whose work we can see in all its mangled, monstrous glory.

They write those words on Twitter as the UTI-inducing necrotic tissue is burning through their insides.

On the other hand, there is an OBGYN that I hate, so I was thinking that maybe I can start recommending trannies to go and pay that person a visit.

 

[Towoman]

Shea

SHEa
Can i call him he as nickname?

Hey all! Remember the tranny who lost his virginity to a broom, plays with toys and has a strip tease video on YouTube? Well it turns out our boy Stephanie Bri is now a published author.

Yes that’s right! He now has a book on Amazon titled “Goldfish on the Mountain”.

Comics sans is truely the thinking mans choice of font. Also i'd have chosen a smaller size for the name in the hopes peope cant read it anymore.

Speaking of: did you know transwomen have a labia minora, majora, and a clitoris? Me neither! Link / Archive

I wantet to pull up her pfp to make a joke about Nick Riketa going bald but xitter needs me to log in to search for people so i gues im getting blueballed
Also funny enough i'd wager that terfs know about as much about neovags as any doctor.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

This is true seeing people like Fuentes and Scrump being into trap fucking but it is funny to see it articulated as "you only hate me because you want to fuck me" which is ironic considering most of them are troonsbians.

Conservative spaces being filled with hypocritical closet cases isn't exactly breaking news. You're about 30 years late on that one, troons.