Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

At first I thought you meant a katsu sandwich, but I rewatched the video and it's a steam bun. That's pretty weird.

Don't know if it's a thing is asia, but the steam bun sandwich thing with random ingredients has been in the US for a while now. It got trendy again for a little bit once the rice burger bun(which was a thing in Japan) died down a bit. Oddly enough most places I see either tend to be Korean.

I was not aware of this! Thanks for pointing it out.

Tempura udon is also incredibly common, and yeah it gets soggy.

I wish fake meat was so cheap that they could substitute it for real meat and no one would know the difference. I'd buy that shit if that were the case.

Getting the absolute perfect distribution of fat, having fewer possible foodborne illnesses, and at a cost that makes sense? Absolutely sign me up.

 

[Remember to dilate]

What a great idea for someone that has had multiple strokes and high cholesterol. Surely this will magically cure jack and his arm will start working again. God I hope this is what finally kills him, but as we know the wendigo spirit must live on.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Well, ackchually,,, ramen isnt made from buckwheat, it's made from (regular) wheat. That be soba you're thinking about, but to be fair to you, the japs seem to use "soba" as a generic term for noodles. But yes! We can agree that we admire the borderline-autism in chasing perfection in one strangely-specific thing

Well DUH! The soba remark was about chasing perfection. Not about what noodles go in ramen.

Dude. I lived in Japan for 10 years. I know what ramen and soba are. Trust me, I've eaten both more times than I can remember.

I wish fake meat was so cheap that they could substitute it for real meat and no one would know the difference. I'd buy that shit if that were the case.

Most people would especially if it was shown to be better for the environment.

Korea used to be a Japanese colony and there are Korean immigrants living in Japan, so I don't find it surprising for there to be a fusion between the two cuisines.

One of my favorite quick dishes to make is "buta kimchi" which is a stir fry made of thinly sliced pork, onions and kimchi served over rice. It's quick, tasty and since kimchi is everywhere in Japan easy as hell to make.

What a great idea for someone that has had multiple strokes and high cholesterol. Surely this will magically cure jack and his arm will start working again. God I hope this is what finally kills him, but as we know the wendigo spirit must live on.

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Well that's it for him. I remember when Fatkins was a thing and you had to supplement the hell out of it because you were missing a lot of nutrients from eating what was essentially just meat, cheese and fat. It was hard on your system, put stress on your kidneys and heart and if you don't keep active makes it harder for you. Also ZERO carbs in this case meaning he can't go out eating fast food. None of this bullshit of "leaning keto". You need to be all in

Although this is going to be a diet he can keep up with to a certain point. Let's see how happy he is after being on it for a week. Dude is going to be sneaking cookies like it's nobody's business.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

What a great idea for someone that has had multiple strokes and high cholesterol. Surely this will magically cure jack and his arm will start working again. God I hope this is what finally kills him, but as we know the wendigo spirit must live on.

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So Jack is just any percent speedrunning his next stroke, I see.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

What a great idea for someone that has had multiple strokes and high cholesterol. Surely this will magically cure jack and his arm will start working again. God I hope this is what finally kills him, but as we know the wendigo spirit must live on.

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I've got $20 that Jacks idea of carnivore is bacon and other fatty smoked meats eaten in huge piles and drowned in sugary sauces, rather than any actual carnivore plan which'd be a mix of lean and trimmed fatty meats with simple seasonings, mixed with organ meats and other animal products to fill vitamin gaps.

Assuming he even sticks with the Diet, Tammy might kill him finally - Protein farts would be fucking vile coming from Jack.

 

[Narwhal]

What a great idea for someone that has had multiple strokes and high cholesterol. Surely this will magically cure jack and his arm will start working again. God I hope this is what finally kills him, but as we know the wendigo spirit must live on.

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I voted for "5th impact hits, disables him further" in the poll, hopefully this carnivore diet will prove me right.

 

[Tiresome]

Assuming he even sticks with the Diet, Tammy might kill him finally - Protein farts would be fucking vile coming from Jack.

She's had to wipe his stroke-crippled ass for him, if she hasn't killed him by now, farts aren't gonna do it.

 

[p1138]

I've got $20 that Jacks idea of carnivore is bacon and other fatty smoked meats eaten in huge piles and drowned in sugary sauces, rather than any actual carnivore plan which'd be a mix of lean and trimmed fatty meats with simple seasonings, mixed with organ meats and other animal products to fill vitamin gaps.

Assuming he even sticks with the Diet, Tammy might kill him finally - Protein farts would be fucking vile coming from Jack.

Absolutely this. He has no idea wtf carbs and sugar actually are, couldn't read the ingredients of anything if he wanted to since his eyesight is fucked. Fatty claiming he's going on a carnivore diet is going to be nothing more than an excuse for him to pig out on meat cheese and grease for a fucking month while telling everyone who criticizes his horrible choices that he's on a diet. Although the idea that protein farts and shits would make a difference at this point is laughable. Just think for a moment about what Fatty consumes in a damn day, and the disaster that must be his toilet and plumbing in that house as a result.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

What a great idea for someone that has had multiple strokes and high cholesterol. Surely this will magically cure jack and his arm will start working again. God I hope this is what finally kills him, but as we know the wendigo spirit must live on.

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Here's to hoping Jack gets exactly what he deserves with this. Mostly all that cholesterol and saturated fat clogging his brains and causing another infarction.

 

[Super Hans v2]

What a great idea for someone that has had multiple strokes and high cholesterol. Surely this will magically cure jack and his arm will start working again. God I hope this is what finally kills him, but as we know the wendigo spirit must live on.

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Guaranteed Jack's not going to make a change in his diet, except cutting out all those icky fruit and veggies. Still going to douse everything in BBQ sauce, still going to get burgers on Fat on the Go, still going to have his Scrooge Christmas or whatever the fuck gimmick this year's is where everything is soaked in booze and powdered sugar.

Then again, he meant he's only going to be 'leaning' carnivore.

 

[Crex Crex]

What a great idea for someone that has had multiple strokes and high cholesterol. Surely this will magically cure jack and his arm will start working again. God I hope this is what finally kills him, but as we know the wendigo spirit must live on.

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This is the dumbest way to die.

 

[Major]

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He wishes it were a cock

 

[Seymour Duncan]

I've got $20 that Jacks idea of carnivore is bacon and other fatty smoked meats eaten in huge piles and drowned in sugary sauces, rather than any actual carnivore plan which'd be a mix of lean and trimmed fatty meats with simple seasonings, mixed with organ meats and other animal products to fill vitamin gaps.

Assuming he even sticks with the Diet, Tammy might kill him finally - Protein farts would be fucking vile coming from Jack.

Yeah, there's a roughly 200% chance that it's just an excuse to dine on a whole pulpork with that sugar free BBQ slop sauce and since it's so good for him, he can sneak in a couple "cheat days" to make some more Burger Wars episodes.

 

[AnOminous]

What a great idea for someone that has had multiple strokes and high cholesterol. Surely this will magically cure jack and his arm will start working again. God I hope this is what finally kills him, but as we know the wendigo spirit must live on.

I hope he fucking dies in the middle of it. He's utterly boring these days anyway. Even his dedicated thread for mocking him mostly consists of sharing recipes these days.

Maybe when this fat bastard finally dies and goes to Hell we can just turn it into a memorial thread to talk about actually good food.

 

[Adamska]

What a great idea for someone that has had multiple strokes and high cholesterol. Surely this will magically cure jack and his arm will start working again. God I hope this is what finally kills him, but as we know the wendigo spirit must live on.

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A reminder that Jack has dysphagia and will not get any real enjoyment from this whatsoever unless it's turned into soup slop or something chuggable. So I'm actually going with choking to death as an option.

Or suicide since this is the only thing he cares about tbh. Slamming huge amounts of meat down his throat was all he wanted and that's impaired.

 

[rubytintedchix]

What a great idea for someone that has had multiple strokes and high cholesterol. Surely this will magically cure jack and his arm will start working again. God I hope this is what finally kills him, but as we know the wendigo spirit must live on.

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I’m sorry, but how is this different from any other month in the year?

 

[p1138]

I’m sorry, but how is this different from any other month in the year?

Because if he had done it for the upcoming month of December instead of putting it off till January, it would have been even less believable to whatever small gullible audience he has.

 

[Pig Cups]

Assuming he even sticks with the Diet, Tammy might kill him finally - Protein farts would be fucking vile coming from Jack.

Absolutely rank...like soured milk and cadaver feet. Worse, if he rips one in bed and it dutch-ovens itself under the comforter, which likely occurs frequently in the night. By sunrise, it probably smells like a mausoleum.

Just think for a moment about what Fatty consumes in a damn day, and the disaster that must be his toilet and plumbing in that house as a result.

I literally feel sorry for their toilet brush.

This is the dumbest way to die.

Eh...Jack is exhibiting an addiction much like those had by any typical alcoholic or junkie. It's a psychological and sometimes physical defect. It's often sad and predictable slavery to the dopamine rush had when one consumes a vice, be it porn, heroin, or even sugar and salt. In Jack's case, I'd say it's more so 'wasteful' and 'pathetic.'

'Dumb' would be more like getting shot while attempting to rob a gun store. Or stalling a passenger aircraft and forgetting the basics of aerodynamics out of panic, as the plane belly flops into the Atlantic.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

What a great idea for someone that has had multiple strokes and high cholesterol. Surely this will magically cure jack and his arm will start working again. God I hope this is what finally kills him, but as we know the wendigo spirit must live on.

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Jack is trying to drop hints about his sexual preferences again by going on an "all-meat" diet in January. Hope it goes well!

 

[rubytintedchix]

I don’t remember if this was mentioned in the recap of Jack’s live stream on Wednesday, but he mentioned that him and Charles are recording another “F as in Fat” podcast about the hunting trip. It’s been a while since we’ve gotten one of those.

Also, not sure if anyone saw this:



It was posted as a comment to the Carnivore diet on his personal Facebook page and not the group.

He’s got a lot of stuff going on guys. Busy busy busy molding in a wheel chair.