James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 442 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,853

Dancing With Ghosts is a gay musician with a small YT channel mostly focused on music.

He did some collab stuff with the Red Cow Arcade boys and reviewed some of James' Rex Viper shows (I think some of his stuff has been posted before).

He did this 20 minute video ripping on James-adjacent Pat Contri, the NES Punk.

The occasion Bimmy joke and discusses a bit of James and Pat's Nintendo World Championship AVGN.

No new revelations really. But personally, I love anything that shits on Pat.
 
This has to be the most bipolar thread I've seen on the site. (newfag I know but I've lurked for a while) I was a member of the truth sub for a while until realizing that they just circlejerked over the same 5 jokes over and over because, in truth, James isn't a lolcow. He's a weird guy, he does funny shit occasionally, (despite its overuse I'll always laugh at a balls on the dick joke) but he's not a cow. I checked the sub a few weeks ago just to see if there were any new developments, and I saw that Irate Gamer tweet where he wrote some truth references in the script and James didn't even have a clue what he was referencing. The guy is just simply not a cow. I fully agree that he's weird, rex viper sucks, his content has gone downhill, the movie is lousy, he fucked over his friends, all the regular truther criticisms are mostly correct.

But holy fuck, comparing him to CWC? Really? In what way is he comparable to CWC outside of having a thread on here and the speculation that he has autism? James is a functional member of society, he has a family, he has a steady income, he has a house and car, etc. Genuinely not trying to white knight, I don't disagree with him having a thread, he's plenty funny to laugh at, but the amount of alogs (redditors) on this thread is wild considering what his perceived "infractions" are.
Based on the fact that they were both autistic kids born in the 80's, I view James as what would have happened if Chris had better parents. James went to special ed, which clearly helped.
 
Based on the fact that they were both autistic kids born in the 80's, I view James as what would have happened if Chris had better parents. James went to special ed, which clearly helped.
I suppose that kind of goes into nature v nurture debates. Sure, I'll bite. People have had drastically worse upbringings than Chris and have came out infinitely better. Chris is still his own person regardless of his upbringing. He had, and continues to have, agency over his life. Hell, even a few years ago he had the opportunity to live a somewhat regular life and he couldn't even do that. Before almost any internet was involved he did shit like the "She came for CWC" drawing, the justification for which being that he would've assaulted her had he not drawn it. Chris was not raised in a good environment. That much I'm certain of. But to say that any autist would've been similar to Chris were they in his position is unfair to autists.

Hell, this is still all under the impression that James is an autist, which we only have circumstantial evidence of. Do I think he has autism? Yeah, probably. Do I think he'd be anywhere similar to Chris were the two to swap childhoods? No.
 
This has to be the most bipolar thread I've seen on the site. (newfag I know but I've lurked for a while) I was a member of the truth sub for a while until realizing that they just circlejerked over the same 5 jokes over and over because, in truth, James isn't a lolcow. He's a weird guy, he does funny shit occasionally, (despite its overuse I'll always laugh at a balls on the dick joke) but he's not a cow. I checked the sub a few weeks ago just to see if there were any new developments, and I saw that Irate Gamer tweet where he wrote some truth references in the script and James didn't even have a clue what he was referencing. The guy is just simply not a cow. I fully agree that he's weird, rex viper sucks, his content has gone downhill, the movie is lousy, he fucked over his friends, all the regular truther criticisms are mostly correct.

But holy fuck, comparing him to CWC? Really? In what way is he comparable to CWC outside of having a thread on here and the speculation that he has autism? James is a functional member of society, he has a family, he has a steady income, he has a house and car, etc. Genuinely not trying to white knight, I don't disagree with him having a thread, he's plenty funny to laugh at, but the amount of alogs (redditors) on this thread is wild considering what his perceived "infractions" are.

lolcow (plural lolcows) (Internet slang, derogatory) A person whose eccentric or foolish behaviour can be exploited to amuse onlookers.

Lolcow (n) A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but are often “milked” for laughs with or without their knowledge


Sounds like James fits the bill perfectly to me.
 
In comparison, Doug Walker does not own the Nostalgia Critic, that's property of Mike Michaud who runs Channel Awesome.
though in both cases, doug and james have all the leverage
channel awesome would be nothing without doug and screenwave would lose a ton of money without james.
 

Dancing With Ghosts is a gay musician with a small YT channel mostly focused on music.

He did some collab stuff with the Red Cow Arcade boys and reviewed some of James' Rex Viper shows (I think some of his stuff has been posted before).

He did this 20 minute video ripping on James-adjacent Pat Contri, the NES Punk.

The occasion Bimmy joke and discusses a bit of James and Pat's Nintendo World Championship AVGN.

No new revelations really. But personally, I love anything that shits on Pat.
Pat also did collab with Spoony for some reason. They did review of one of the Highlander movies(3rd one?). It was much better than avgn collaboration but still Pat was the worst part of it.
 
Reading this made me physically ill.
Allegedly Kyle has his own kids and uses the "no time" excuse to not appear in AVGN anymore.
Yeah, that’s the reason he doesn’t show up anymore but people think it’s another Bootsy situation when it 100% isn’t. Kyle Justin has 4 kids and a construction business.
le ebil truthers.
Some of them definitely are.
I was a member of the truth sub for a while until realizing that they just circlejerked over the same 5 jokes over and over
I’m glad people are finally realizing this. I’ve been saying it for years.
but he's not a cow
Correct.
But holy fuck, comparing him to CWC? Really? In what way is he comparable to CWC outside of having a thread on here and the speculation that he has autism? James is a functional member of society, he has a family, he has a steady income, he has a house and car, etc. Genuinely not trying to white knight, I don't disagree with him having a thread, he's plenty funny to laugh at, but the amount of alogs (redditors) on this thread is wild considering what his perceived "infractions" are
I’ve been saying that for a long time. I can’t believe there are actual nutjobs on here that compare him to fucking Chris Chan.
Dancing With Ghosts is a gay musician with a small YT channel mostly focused on music.

He did some collab stuff with the Red Cow Arcade boys and reviewed some of James' Rex Viper shows (I think some of his stuff has been posted before).
Much like Elfy and Beardo, Spitroasted by Ghosts gets paltry views unless he’s talking about James/Rex Viper. It’s why he and they keep making videos about James. They did one video about him and it got TCT views so they kept it up.
James sold the rights to Cinemassacre to Screenwave Media.
When? People keep saying that but there’s no proof.
 
Yeah, that’s the reason he doesn’t show up anymore but people think it’s another Bootsy situation when it 100% isn’t. Kyle Justin has 4 kids and a construction business.
So it's a complete coincidence both Bootsy and Kyle disappeared from James' life at the exact same time Screenwave took over in december of 2016? In the past 7 years he suddenly had zero time to appear in a single video, support James at a public event or even record a few lines for that Spider-Man appearance? Why does he ghost James while he is still regularly in touch with Bootsy?
 
James sold the rights to Cinemassacre to Screenwave Media.
Do we have actual honest to god evidence of this or are we -once again- basing this off of conjecture? I mean, I think that's what happened, that is my personal hypothesis and it makes the most sense but until there is rock solid proof I'm not going to call it.
 
Do we have actual honest to god evidence of this or are we -once again- basing this off of conjecture? I mean, I think that's what happened, that is my personal hypothesis and it makes the most sense but until there is rock solid proof I'm not going to call it.
Pure speculation, and the people involved in the contract will obviously never reveal the truth. We do know from the Movie Making Nerd book close friends of James tried to talk him out signing the contract, feeling he'd get the short end of the deal. I suspect Bootsy and Kyle are among these friends, since they had their falling out with James at the exact time the Screenwave deal was signed.
 
Pat's such a weird guy. He's not smart at all. 90% of his takes are obvious. However, around 10% he can pull off some interesting takes. He got real lucky with those Nintendo books too, it basically made him wealthy enough he can retire.

He nailed it on the Coleco Chameleon and of course the Amico, but damn he got obsessed with Talarico. Like Marzgurl over Vic level.

I don't know if he ever finished the N64 one. Seemed like he ran out of steam with it. His best takes were on DC comic news and he rarely did that. I can see why he never really fit in much with CA or anything, he seems really full of himself, smug, and a jerk.

That Dancing with ghosts video is pretty good, trashing on Ian is always fun to see too.
 
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Pat's such a weird guy. He's not smart at all. 90% of his takes are obvious. However, around 10% he can pull off some interesting takes. He got real lucky with those Nintendo books too, it basically made him wealthy enough he can retire.

He nailed it on the Coleco Chameleon and of course the Amico, but damn he got obsessed with Talarico. Like Marzgurl over Vic level.

I don't know if he ever finished the N64 one. Seemed like he ran out of steam with it. His best takes were on DC comic news and he rarely did that. I can see why he never really fit in much with CA or anything, he seems really full of himself, smug, and a jerk.

That Dancing with ghosts video is pretty good, trashing on Ian is always fun to see too.

The thing with Tallarico was that Tommy couldn't stop talking about Pat either. At most Pat would talk about him on his podcast but Tommy would talk about him almost every hour, every day.

As for the N64 book, I think Pat mentioned this year that he was putting the last touches on the book so if the book doesn't come out next year then it probably never going to come out.
 
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The thing with Tallarico was that Tommy couldn't stop talking about Pat either. At most Pat would talk about him on his podcast but Tommy would talk about him almost every hour, every day.

As for the N64 book, I think Pat mentioned this year that he was putting the last touches on the book so if the book doesn't come next year then it probably never going to come out.
Pat's an interesting one for sure. He's lucky he wasn't big enough to get a full thread here. He's a bit like PushingupRoses imo, always on the fringe.

They are miserable egomaniacs and super thin skinned, but lay of it out on anyone else. Pat particularly has to be blacklisted entirely now. Pat was especially susceptible to trolling. There was a whole saga with him and Guru Larry going on.
 
Pat's an interesting one for sure. He's lucky he wasn't big enough to get a full thread here. He's a bit like PushingupRoses imo, always on the fringe.

They are miserable egomaniacs and super thin skinned, but lay of it out on anyone else. Pat particularly has to be blacklisted entirely now. Pat was especially susceptible to trolling. There was a whole saga with him and Guru Larry going on.

Alot of Pat alog happen to be bigger lolcow then Pat himself. Reviewtechusa, Tommy Tallarico, Guru Larry, SmashJT and anyone who supported the amico as a way to "own" Pat. Along with Pat, Im surpised there haven't been more talk on here about Guru Lary and the European side of the retro gaming community.
 
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