Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

You too can get his cool look while scooting around on a power wheels!
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Power wheels for adults... WHAT?!?!
"power wheel for adults" I think the term you're looking for is a CAR
Question, does Cyraxx have drivers licence? Because if not, maybe he's looking for the next best thing to make the raxxmobile out of

Luckily for him, he must have found this one facebook group to make his dream vehicle

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Unfortunately for our goblin boy though, he breaks rule 3

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I saw a downhill dirt track adult power wheel race and it looked pretty fun. Some crazy speed wobbles, the carts getting air, wild crashes.
Looks like a fun day out for fairly low cost (busted old kids car, maybe a day making a chassis, and steering for it, they seemed to have some mods going on with the wheels and frame)
Ed can probably drag one left out on the curb home

He might sit in it in his room and make brum brum sounds because he would piss himself if Sally ever let him out and he was behind the wheel looking down a hill.


Has raxx made any mention of martys doxx?
 
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First that fucking puke-green hoodie, and now that stupid beanie. How much of his clothing was made for kids?
Great find!
The closest he could get would be like a Chevy Volt or Spark or a Nissan Leaf. But he's too stupid to know that you still need a license to operate any sort of vehicle on a public roadway, along with registration and insurance.
He would get the fucking Cyber Truck.
It's still an EV, but it weighs literally 2-3 fucking tons, and it looks like shit.
And drives like shit.
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In a recording of Sally speaking with (Tangerine Cat?) a troll girlfriend, she says Cyraxx is too frightened to drive, she’s tried to get him to learn but she refuses to be the one to teach him. However, Cyraxx said Sally almost confiscated the mechanical hand brake for a real car that a buddy troll sent him and all I could think was did she think Cyraxx would try to build his own car to get away? She did lock all his possessions in the basement when he tried to leave before that resulted in her getting choked out.
 
First that fucking puke-green hoodie, and now that stupid beanie. How much of his clothing was made for kids?
Probably most of his clothes are kids size considering he is 4'8". He’d never admit it though.
The closest he could get would be like a Chevy Volt or Spark or a Nissan Leaf. But he's too stupid to know that you still need a license to operate any sort of vehicle on a public roadway, along with registration and insurance.
I am surprised Chance hadn’t thought of a dirt bike, if he had the money, he easily could get one for around 400$, although you do need insurance and license to ride on public roads, and after an inevitable crash he would say it was rigged to kill him or something.
 
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Lmao which one of the faggot orbitors convinced him this number was correct?



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Have we lost count on the amount of times he has said this?
Whenever he cries about no having money, my mind thinks "bro just sell your shit at a pawn shop or something" of he wont because he only cares about himself despite saying the opposite. I havent followed the goblin that long to see the deep lore but how much money has he generated all this years? wasnt around a 100-ish?


Also in the second picture he looks like he OD or just died on his crummy chair. He literally took this picture and said "this will garner sympathy points. What a faggot.
 
Whenever he cries about no having money, my mind thinks "bro just sell your shit at a pawn shop or something" of he wont because he only cares about himself despite saying the opposite. I havent followed the goblin that long to see the deep lore but how much money has he generated all this years? wasnt around a 100-ish?


Also in the second picture he looks like he OD or just died on his crummy chair. He literally took this picture and said "this will garner sympathy points. What a faggot.
Yeah, about $100 is right. Maybe $150? An aunt said in an interview that he got money from buddy trolls, through PayPal and the like. But who knows where that actually ends up.
Lost 3K in a year? Wow, Cyraxx. That would have paid rent for a 3 whole months!

He really has no concept of money, does he?
Their rent couldn't be that high, could it?

How much he thinks money costs is really funny to me. He once calculated he would make 80k in book and music sales to tangerine cat.
 
Their rent couldn't be that high, could it?

How much he thinks money costs is really funny to me. He once calculated he would make 80k in book and music sales to tangerine cat.
Surprisingly, yes. I thought I was exaggerating, but not based on median Zillow stats for Akron.

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I just like that he believes he *LOST* 3K in income, but since he makes nothing now, the only money he would have received is 3K/yr and he believes that is like a major amount of money to make in a year.
 
Surprisingly, yes. I thought I was exaggerating, but not based on median Zillow stats for Akron.

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I just like that he believes he *LOST* 3K in income, but since he makes nothing now, the only money he would have received is 3K/yr and he believes that is like a major amount of money to make in a year.
Ok but what about renting a place in the ghetto. Because one look at Cyrax and I would not rent him any nice apartment. Or decent apartment either because the property damage from him just existing will cost me more than 5 years of rent
 
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