Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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In the last 2 fat on the go's, I got the feeling like the family is either trolling him with this YouTube shit until he hits the grave or they are unironically planning to continue the channel after he dies. I say this based on how Tammy takes the post meal review as seriously as jack wants her to. Tammy jr even enthusiastically offered her score card rating for the ramen. Maybe they think they have something here idk. I don't think I would watch the channel if it was Tammy cooking real non salmonella meals. Jack on the go is more entertaining to me than the cooking ones right now. At least in the wild we get to see how much of a gimpy faggot he is.
 
Broth is probably all Jack can actually kick back.

Keep in mind most of what he eats now is barfed back into a napkin and is likely indiscreetly disposed of.

I'd love to hear of even one failing chow hall banning him for this.

No one wants a barfing lardwhale taking up space in their failing restaurant.

If Jack intends to die Jan 1st, we're in the endgame, foodjacks. Carnivore diet irrelevant!
 
Like everyone else, I am also hoping the fat man does follow through with his fucktarded carnivore idea (likely also planted by the equally fucktarded Charles Scalfani). This will definitely land him in an epic health incident.

Imagine that. Stroking out on meat, refusing to call an ambulance and only relying on his stupid wigger son to drive his shitmobile all the way to Tristar. If it doesn't cause him to be severely crippled or dead I don't know what will. I will actually laugh if insurance refuses to pay Hammy for Fatty's life insurance policy because they dug through his social media and found him gorging on meat.

We'll see if he lives to celebrate New Year's.
 
Like everyone else, I am also hoping the fat man does follow through with his fucktarded carnivore idea (likely also planted by the equally fucktarded Charles Scalfani). This will definitely land him in an epic health incident.

Imagine that. Stroking out on meat, refusing to call an ambulance and only relying on his stupid wigger son to drive his shitmobile all the way to Tristar. If it doesn't cause him to be severely crippled or dead I don't know what will. I will actually laugh if insurance refuses to pay Hammy for Fatty's life insurance policy because they dug through his social media and found him gorging on meat.

We'll see if he lives to celebrate New Year's.
There's no way he won't be dead or bedridden by next June.
 
Carnivore diet is fucking retarded, but most people already know that.
Short term, so long as you supplement, it can be effective. But you know what else is effective? Eating properly in the first place and exercising. You know, the same thing doctors have been saying for decades. You want to be healthy? Eat properly. Don't eat fast food or convenience foods all the time and get up off your ass and move around.

Haven't read the article but just the headline alone is hilarious.
 
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Like everyone else, I am also hoping the fat man does follow through with his fucktarded carnivore idea (likely also planted by the equally fucktarded Charles Scalfani). This will definitely land him in an epic health incident.
I am absolutely in the camp that believes Charles told Jack about the carnivore diet. I wouldn’t be surprised if Jack picks it up because the prospect of shoveling down meat all day sounds good to him.
 
In comments under this post Jack responded to someone mentioning that they got this from a local butcher. I am no hunter but that implies that Charles shot and wounded a deer but they were never able to track it down. Makes sense since Jagoff is the type of guy who would have insisted on taking a trophy-hunting pic with the corpse. Anyways, for the poor animal's sake I hope Charles missed but convinced himself he totally didn't because of his narcissism.
To play devil's advocate without reading the comments described, it is possible that Charles hit and killed the deer and the delivered the carcass to a butcher for processing. It's not an uncommon thing where I live.
 
The question about the egg is really a lose-lose for Fatty. Either he admits he's blind, admits he's an idiot or admits his brain can't hold a fact for more than ten minutes. He went with the rotten brain for some reason.
Thats the thing with a defective brain - your ability to model others is usually based on yourself, so you tend to assume your flaws are everyones flaws. So Jack just thinks its normal to immediately forget shit like that, so he has no reason to think he needs to conceal that he did forget it.
 
I can't fathom a meat-only diet. I love BBQ and burgers as much as anyone else but there is a point where enough is enough. And you can count that Jack will fuck up a fad diet that is already stupid and unhealthy by avoiding lean or organ meat (which contains at least a minimum of vitamins) and just stuffing himself with a megadose of stroke-on-a-plate.

Even though he's an awful person, I don't want him to die. I actually pray that his laziness prevents him from following through with this, but I'm probably just coping.
 
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