Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Rekieta testing out material on guests is apparently all he does now.
This entire thing seems to be a lead-up for the punchline "Now... that's why black women aren't married" at 1:03

Everything with him these days is racial humor, for some reason.
Not that I, nor a lot of people here, give a fuck about various sensibilities, it's just strange that he goes all-in on this as part of his "routine", because I really don't think he's actually a "muh racist" himself. So it just comes off as disingenuous (just like everything else about him), because it's not lived experiences that he can co-sign or get behind.
I think that the best kind of comedy has an honesty to it, at the very least something that can be felt being projected from the comedian, even if the audience doesn't even necessarily swing this or that way politically, religiously etc.
He can't even deliver that line about black women with confidence. He hand palms in embarrassment.

 

[Neetorino]

I do not know how one can spend 3000 quid on snacks for 5 children.

I can't fathom this number being real, especially if it's just for the kids. My hope* is that it's the nanny skimming off the top.
*I'd rather the nanny be a thief than the kids be on a junkfood diet, which is what that number implies.

Mild PL, I've got a bunch of siblings because of my Catholic family. I don't know that my parents ever hit 3K/month on groceries, let alone that much for just kid snacks. This really does confirm the theory, at least in my eyes, that Nick and Kayla barely cook, if ever.

Girlfriend chimed in, apparently that's called "junkorexic" in the eating disorder communities. Getting all their calories from junk food, kinda like Nick admits to doing himself now that I think of it.
"Then again, the curtains could just be blue."

Edit: typo

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I think Nick would have twisted that into Null being aware of rule violations, but intentionally chosing to do nothing. It would have caused more problems, and not less.

I disagree that it would cause more problems. At that point Null can demand Nick to list the rule violations or fuck off and nick couldn't fall back "just telling you it was all lies man". You can't whine about rule violations and then refuse to point out where and still not look like the retard.

I'm not sure Nick would have done that, because I think even he is cognizant of how bad it would have looked.

Nick is also definitely aware how bad it looks if he ever explodes like that on stream, regardless if he's alone or with someone like sean but he did it anyway. He's starting to lose control of himself so anything can happen now.

He said is his latest LOCALS stream that his kids have 'late night computer activities', and he has previously stated that he has been late to shows or cancelled beciase he has to drive children (the oldest?) back home from something far away.

What are 'late night computer activities'? Some kind of coding camp? If it were geared to children, why so late? Is it some kind of university level course that he is taking for advanced credit or a meeting of L33t HaX0rs?

His show is at fucking midnight. What kids activity goes to 11pm? The most I'll believe would be the up and up activity ending at 9pm+ but he'll have 2 hours gap to get home and prepare. What a load of horse shit.

 

[AnOminous]

Iirc was planned & paid for by t Nick’s parents. A big family trip. Kayla was sick as hell with pregnancy morning sickness & was vomiting non stop but didn’t want to be rude & turn down the trip as it had been planned for a long time. But it was worse for Nick?

What a spoiled, coddled little bitch.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I do not know how one can spend 3000 quid on snacks for 5 children.

5 children and however many black bulls they have coming through. They likely have a snack table setup in the sex dungeon. Something like this:

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

It's possible that Drex and Nick joking that Drex raids his snack drawer whenever he comes over is actually not a joke and the 3k (how is it 3k now? i remember the claim is 2k) is their highest number and not average and that highest number is from whenever Drex visits.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I can't fathom this number being real, especially if it's just for the kids. My hope* is that it's the nanny skimming off the top.
*I'd rather the nanny be a thief than the kids be on a junkfood diet, which is what that number implies.

Mild PL, I've got a bunch of siblings because of my Catholic family. I don't know that my parents ever hit 3K/month on groceries, let alone that much for just kid snacks. This really doea confirm the theory, at least in my eyes, that Nick and Kayla barely cook, if ever.

Girlfriend chimed in, apparently that's called "junkorexic" in the eating disorder communities. Getting all their calories from junk food, kinda like Nick admits to doing himself now that I think of it.
"Then again, the curtains could just be blue."

I’m wondering where the fuck they are shopping if he’s not getting robbed? Go to Costco, force them to eat the shitty multipack cereals, get some of them interested in cooking and have ingredients ready, or maybe figure out what you’re throwing out and stop overbuying?

Even buying Organic/ Premium quality shit would not put you that far back. He has to have the nanny outright using his card for other shit unless he’s lying/ accounting for gas money.
I don’t even get the humble brag. It sounds irresponsible, my parents didn’t even buy snacks or soda. That was something they’d let us buy and heavily judge our purchases for being wasteful or a bad deal, we weren’t even Jewish.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Mild PL, I've got a bunch of siblings because of my Catholic family. I don't know that my parents ever hit 3K/month on groceries, let alone that much for just kid snacks. This really doea confirm the theory, at least in my eyes, that Nick and Kayla barely cook, if ever.

I have gone weeks without cooking, only buying sushi, and I don't spend that much on those weeks / months.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I have gone weeks without cooking, only buying sushi, and I don't spend that much on those weeks / months.

I don't get it either. If Nick is always smashed by morning and pops modafinil to stave it off so he can drive around, I imagine he's in zombie mode and doesn't cook breakfast. Then he drives them back home and the drugs wear off and he passes out for lunch and then wakes up to cook dinner. Since lady rackets doesn't cook...that means the kids only gets to eat cooked food once a day? Mornings are just pop tarts and cereals and lunch is uh..hmmm.

Can't be last night's left overs. Nick seems to always never have enough left overs during his locals munching to have a full meal for himself let alone 5 kids. At best it's shredded left overs dumped on ramen. He claims there's no food delivery service in the area but is that really true? So what's for lunch? Is that why it's 3.3k? They're just snacking for lunch?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Nick is depressed. All he wants to do is lie in bed all day when he wakes up. He traces it to moving away from Texas in the winter as a child.

He never adapted and could not navigate the social landscape in Minnesota.

What bullshit. I don't think Nick would be happy anywhere.

What is all this moping bullshit about Minnesota and missing Texas? He fucking left Texas in Grade 5!

I'd say that Nick really needs therapy. Except therapy doesn't work for narcissists.

- He has has bad vacations. One was to Tahiti 10 years ago. LR controlled the whole trip and Nick did not enjoy it.

Iirc was planned & paid for by t Nick’s parents. A big family trip. Kayla was sick as hell with pregnancy morning sickness & was vomiting non stop but didn’t want to be rude & turn down the trip as it had been planned for a long time. But it was worse for Nick?

Has he been to Tahiti twice?

I could've sworn that Old pre-Hedo Nick used to wax poetically about his Best Vacation Ever where he and LR went to the South Pacific for a week plus. And was stuck on a tiny island and was bored with nothing to do. And loved it.

Clean jokes, obscene jokes, family friendly, line crossing, whatever... if the joke isn't funny then it simply isn't funny. Nick hears a comedian make a "shock" joke and thinks that the humor comes from the shock. It doesn't. He doesn't understand what makes a joke funny.

Comedians like Louis CK and Joe Rogan won't shut up about how much foundation work offstage takes to perfect being professionally funny.

For some like Rogan, it doesn't matter how much work you put in, you just never have the spark.

5 children and however many black bulls they have coming through. They likely have a snack table setup in the sex dungeon. Something like this:

Multiple bags of Kettle chips on the snack table?

Seems like a rookie move. Those things are hella oily.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Multiple bags of Kettle chips on the snack table?

Seems like a rookie move. Those things are hella oily.

For disgusting swingers that's probably a plus. They'd see it as lube.

 

[Swole McPole]

I can't fathom this number being real, especially if it's just for the kids. My hope* is that it's the nanny skimming off the top.
*I'd rather the nanny be a thief than the kids be on a junkfood diet, which is what that number implies.

My guess is that's Kayla's escape fund.

Isn't $3000 the median monthly income in most of the USA. Are the Rekietas *really* spending the amount most families have to live on just buying snacks for the kids?

I'm not buying it. Somebody's skimming. Could be Rekieta's crack habit, could be Kayla's secret buck. But nobody's spending $3k a month on Zoom Zooms and Wam Wams.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

My guess is that's Kayla's escape fund.

Isn't $3000 the median monthly income in most of the USA. Are the Rekietas *really* spending the amount most families have to live on just buying snacks for the kids?

I'm not buying it. Somebody's skimming. Could be Rekieta's crack habit, could be Kayla's secret buck. But nobody's spending $3k a month on Zoom Zooms and Wam Wams.

My wife and I plus two young kids spend $800/month on groceries. $1200/month on rent, and maybe $500-600/month on gas, phones, internet, and utilities.

$3k would cover it.

 

[RollingRock2]

The $3000 a month is for professional catering. They have a craft service table in the basement in case Drex, Jamal and Mbungu get hungry.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

There is no question at this point that the demon is in Nick. Nigga should not have fucked around with that Sonichu medallion.

First we had MC Jarbo, then we had Da Gunt, now we need a new rap persona for Rekieta. Something like Shower Talkz or Balld0 of W.A.N. (Whitebread Ass Nigga)

Biggie Schnoz

 

[Local Wordmason]

don’t even get the humble brag. It sounds irresponsible, my parents didn’t even buy snacks or soda. That was something they’d let us buy and heavily judge our purchases for being wasteful or a bad deal, we weren’t even Jewish.

Don't feel bad, it's not a jewish thing. I had a similar experience and I think its when your parents actually care about you enough to not let you put garbage in your body.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

The $3000 a month is for professional catering. They have a craft service table in the basement in case Drex, Jamal and Mbungu get hungry.

That makes me wonder, how much would it cost to have a full day of catering, all day everyday. Or have people stock everything for you, prep meals, etc.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

That makes me wonder, how much would it cost to have a full day of catering, all day everyday. Or have people stock everything for you, prep meals, etc.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Seems like a rookie move. Those things are hella oily.

It's actually a pro move. No need to spend any money on lube.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

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Without getting super factual here, 2-3k seems plausible for a catered or semi-catered service. BUT SNACKS THO