Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Black Hole Vacation]

I don't know how to describe this except the most woman brained thing I've ever seen. I have never asked another guy a question in a public bathroom. I've never been asked a question in a public bathroom. If someone for some ungodly reason asked me what I was doing in a bathroom stall I'd tell them to mind their own fucking business.

The only times I've ever spoken to someone or been spoken to in a bathroom is by women in the shared area of nightclub bathrooms when I was with other women. Made me realise how many small moments of connectedness women have with each other that men have been conditioned to not engage in.

Pooners lament this once they are hit with male socialisation, but I wonder if the prevalence of MTFs started because of this.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

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I'm starting to think they have flag fetishes

Do we have a vexillosexual flag yet?

 

[Monkey Sea Monkey Drown]

Also, a man would date, marry, have kids and then transition, as we've seen time and time again.

I’m not marrying a man without a hefty transition clause written into the prenup. I don’t even want kids. I just don’t want to deal with gender idolatry in my marriage.

 

[Jhonny Jhon]

I’m not marrying a man without a hefty transition clause written into the prenup. I don’t even want kids. I just don’t want to deal with gender idolatry in my marriage.

God, what the world has come to? Now clever men have to write up prenups to defend themselves against being cucked and possible divorce-rape, while clever women have to write up prenups to defend themselves against their husbands trooning out... what should we call that? Gender-rape? Troon-rape? Divorce-troon? There must be a better way to phrase that.

Anyway, the Apocalypse is close. Fuck this gay ass earth.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

Catgenders are WAAAAAAY more oppressed than you are, so educate yourselves bigots

Animal identities is a possibility.
Maybe trans racial will break through.
Or another mental illness. Bitches love being mental.

 

[PetiteFeet]

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Animal identities is a possibility.
Maybe trans racial will break through.
Or another mental illness. Bitches love being mental.

I'm still waiting for the day where Rachel Dolezal isn't mocked anymore for literally blackfacing. Personally I don't give a shit if you want to [insert race face] but I love it when trannies have to justify their own gender-facing over any other identity bullshit.

 

[Jacques1194]

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Animal identities is a possibility.
Maybe trans racial will break through.
Or another mental illness. Bitches love being mental.

No matter how much TRAs insist trans species, and trans racial are ridiculous, people will imo start identifying out of being human.Fucking hell we already have idiots in the trans community who are identifying out of being a man or a woman and yet TRAs think shit like cat identities are ridiculous?If you want us to believe its possible for people to be "born in the wrong sex's body." then of course people will believe they were "born in the wrong race, species, or even age body."

 

[Kumquat]

No matter how much TRAs insist trans species, and trans racial are ridiculous, people will imo start identifying out of being human.Fucking hell we already have idiots in the trans community who are identifying out of being a man or a woman and yet TRAs think shit like cat identities are ridiculous?If you want us to believe its possible for people to be "born in the wrong sex's body." then of course people will believe they were "born in the wrong race, species, or even age body."

It's inevitable, because we've already entered the realm where there are no rules. Gender ideology already makes absolutely no sense and has no logical consistency whatsoever; the rules are made up on a whim, based purely on an individual's feelings at any given time, and they are malleable and subject to change at a moment's notice, with no logic or reason beyond "I said so."

If something as intrinsic and grounded in reality as biological sex can be waved away as a mere "social construct," then why the hell shouldn't that same argument apply to race, or age, or even species? Just your daily reminder that the slippery slope isn't a fallacy and never was, it was always simply a matter of taking an argument to its logical conclusion. This is what I try to make people understand when they find out I'm so vehemently against the gender cult: it's opening Pandora's Box. Once the rules of reality itself can be retroactively altered and rewritten, you're opening the door to horrors and atrocities beyond comprehension.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

Why am I against t4t?



You can’t be ‘cisphobic’ because that only applies to minorities. Trans has the right to be total cunts as they have no moral obligation to be normal decent people cos of their self imposed oppression.

 

[The Noticer]

Why am I against t4t?
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You can’t be ‘cisphobic’ because that only applies to minorities. Trans has the right to be total cunts as they have no moral obligation to be normal decent people cos of their self imposed oppression.

Not even trannies like trannies. Trannies are the niggers of gender

 

[Faceless Whore]

Why am I against t4t?
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You can’t be ‘cisphobic’ because that only applies to minorities. Trans has the right to be total cunts as they have no moral obligation to be normal decent people cos of their self imposed oppression.

Translation: Power asymmetry exists therefore trannies get a free pass to violate cis people's sexual boundaries.
This shit is why I'm pro TTD.

 

[HalfPricedAmHoleBuffet]

No matter how much TRAs insist trans species, and trans racial are ridiculous, people will imo start identifying out of being human.Fucking hell we already have idiots in the trans community who are identifying out of being a man or a woman and yet TRAs think shit like cat identities are ridiculous?If you want us to believe its possible for people to be "born in the wrong sex's body." then of course people will believe they were "born in the wrong race, species, or even age body."

I highly believe Therianthropes need to come back worse than ever for the lulz. The only ones that can probably put the troons in their place when they scream it’s ma’am is an “otherkin” howling at the sky because Denny’s won’t serve them out of a dog bowl.

I’d also rather deal with them. It’s a funnier concept than perverts in bad makeup in bathrooms.

 

[stupid frog]

This bitch is OK. Don't come to reddit tomorrow.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Why am I against t4t?
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You can’t be ‘cisphobic’ because that only applies to minorities. Trans has the right to be total cunts as they have no moral obligation to be normal decent people cos of their self imposed oppression.

It's not cisphobia anymore than a normal person not dating a tranny is transphobia. No need for power imbalances or anything, date whoever floats your boat if they'll have you.

 

[Moon Cricket]

I want to draw attention to this absolute trainwreck.
Reddit U/Allergic_to_yellow
https://www.reddit.com/user/allergic_to_yellow/

Her most recent posts…

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Denied HRT, I’m devastated​

Vent

Minor TW for SA mention and mental health issues
I went to Planned Parenthood today. I was so nervous that I was shaking when I walked in the door. The protesters outside were harassing some poor girl (she was ok and with someone else so I let it be).
I had to talk about my sexual history, including the abuse I’d experienced in the past. It wasn’t easy. It was a lot of questions. But it was ok. I was starting to get more excited than nervous, because they were talking in “when”s and not “if”s.
My blood work was great. The nurse- or whatever they’re called there idk- started to get excited for me. She seemed genuinely happy for me. She scheduled an appointment for me to get shown how to do injections.
They said that I could start T next Friday. I told them I’d been waiting for this since I was 13.
They said they just had to ask the director about chestfeeding, because I have a newborn. Their paperwork says that if I pump and dump for 24 hours after the injection every week it would be ok, but they wanted to make sure.
The director said no. There’s not enough research and they can’t ethically study it because babies can’t consent. The nurse almost cried when she told me and saw my face. I was trying so hard not to cry.
If I want testosterone, I have to stop chestfeeding. My baby won’t take formula, and the WIC benefits I need to feed my family won’t be given to me if I try anything else. I have no other option. I’m stuck. I’m still fucking trapped. Pregnancy nearly killed me because of the dysphoria. I’ve been dealing with this for my entire life. I was clinging to the idea that I could start HRT after the baby was born. I talked to trans guys who nursed without any issues while on T.
I’m so tired of hating my body. Feeling like it’s not even mine. Not being able to be myself. I fucking hate existing some days and there’s nothing I can do until my baby is old enough to have real food. Probably around two years, at least.
I love my daughter so much, but this is devastating for me. I keep randomly just starting to cry. I was so so close. Finally away from my parents. Finally in a safe place to transition. Finally in therapy. Finally being able to schedule an appointment. I was RIGHT THERE.
My partner has been very supportive, but they’re having a rough time with their own issues too. All in all, today was awful.
I’m so tired.

Bitch is devastated that even planned parenthood doesn’t condone her feeding her 4 week old baby testosterone poisoned breastmilk.

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How to mentally handle going to work?​

I have a four week old baby. For complicated reasons I will probably have to go back to work when I was originally supposed to be a SAHM. The only reason I was comfortable having my daughter was because I’d be able to stay home with her.
I will have to switch to formula because unavoidable stress has made me physically unable to pump. My milk supply just will not increase. I’ve tried everything and every method of pumping. It’s just not in the cards for me. I receive WIC benefits so explaining that I need help with formula now when I’d originally told them I was exclusively breastfeeding isn’t going to be fun. Any advice for that would be appreciated.
My PPA is absolutely horrible. I can’t even consider starting medication until my therapy appointment on the 5th because it’s the soonest I could get in. I am in constant pain and my bleeding came back two days ago but I can’t afford to rest. I don’t know if I should call the OB about it or just suck it up.
I have trusted family who is happy to watch my daughter for free. So she’s safe. But even though I know formula is perfectly healthy and no one should be shamed for using it I still feel like a failure. I don’t want to leave my baby for hours every day so I can afford to have a roof over our heads and food to eat.
I am drowning here. I’m 19 years old. I love my baby more than anything but the worst has happened and I’m suddenly much less supported than I was supposed to be. I’m scared. I’m tired. I need help.

2 days later and she is posting on the Newborns subreddit about how she is no longer “able” to breastfeed…. Coincidence? Or is her precious T so important that she intends to prove to planned parenthood that she isn’t breastfeeding anymore so she can get her hormones.

Spoiler: Tect

Best way to kindly rehome cats?​

Rehoming

We have five cats: two boys and three girls. All around 1-3 years old. Two of the girls are sisters.
We’ve had the boys for longer and they’re happy with us. The girls- especially the two sisters- do not get along with the boys unsupervised (they attack the boys and the boys won’t fight back). We don’t have a big enough house to separate them without lots of stress to the kitties, so the boys just sleep in one of the bedrooms at night (they voluntarily choose which room and sleep through the night without issue, we don’t force them).
Because of some unexpected events we won’t be able to afford all of our cats treating them as well as we have been. We want to keep the boys because we can comfortably afford those two and we’ve had them for longer. We still love the girls but our mental health has taken a major hit because of recent events and we don’t want our kitties to suffer because of it.
How do we rehome the girls (at least the two sisters) with as little stress to them as possible? We don’t have any friends who would likely take them but we’re checking that option out first.

Next day she is abandoning her cats.

L’s all around. Tranny L’s, Baby L’s… Cat L’s (though might end up a win if they end up with someone who gives a damn about them)

Fuck this bitch.

 

[Accidental Protege]

L’s all around. Tranny L’s, Baby L’s… Cat L’s (though might end up a win if they end up with someone who gives a damn about them)

These people shouldn't be allowed to own animals, much less children. TTD when??

 

[stupid frog]

I love my daughter so much

Clearly not.

 

[stupid frog]

My baby won’t take formula,

For complicated reasons I will probably have to go back to work when I was originally supposed to be a SAHM.

I will have to switch to formula because unavoidable stress has made me physically unable to pump. My milk supply just will not increase. I’ve tried everything and every method of pumping. It’s just not in the cards for me.

We have five cats: two boys and three girls.

Because of some unexpected events we won’t be able to afford all of our cats treating them as well as we have been.

I wish I could punch people through my computer.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

L’s all around. Tranny L’s, Baby L’s… Cat L’s (though might end up a win if they end up with someone who gives a damn about them)

Fuck this bitch.

God fucking damn. What a disaster. I’d have pity if she wasn’t such a selfish cunt. That poor baby.

First, logically, if you’ve “been trans since 13” wouldn’t you take every possible precaution to avoid pregnancy? Possibly one of the most womanly female motherly experience? Or is that too much like common sense? I’d opt for long term non-hormonal bc asap. Shit even before sex I’d worry I was pregnant lmfao, how are people so relaxed about protection. Idk how expensive it is over there since it’s free here, but baby - more expensive and more time and more gambling with unstable mental health.

Second, I know she’s fucked in the head but why would you not realise that you cannot breastfeed on some medications, especially fucking testosterone. I’m pretty sure you’re even limited in what birth control you can use. I thought all tranny pricks were the most educated with their Reddit and twitter research into how safe and totally reversible transitioning is.

Third, potentially unpopular, yet realistic view. Abortion was an answer all those months ago. You’re a delusional tranny, surely even the trans ego would argue that because they’re the most important person to ever exist and muhdysphoria would make this an okay situation for it. She wasn’t ready to be a mother, clearly can’t look after herself, is mental, so no one would judge her. Now she’s got a baby that’s going to be messed up.

Fuck these selfish pooners. The baby is your life, the baby is more important, the baby’s life is more important than your identity crisis. You had the entire pregnancy to grow the fuck up.

Pooner pissed me off so I’m going to bed before I rage more lmao.

 

[Cobson Gemson]

Coddle me, troon-senpai...