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The Standard Poodle is traditionally used as a water retrieving dog. The odd 'poodle hairdo' that they're often groomed to have was meant to reduce water drag.On the plus side, their bred for purpose is to hunt RATS which might be trying to steal Null's precious cheese.

Also, there was a poodle during the Thirty Years War that was so notorious that some people thought he had magic powers:


The prince and the devil dog: the strange story of Prince Rupert's poodle 'Boy'-Mark Stoyle investigates claims that Charles I's chief cavalry commander in the Civil War was protected by a demon in the guise of a poodle (Archive)
Poodles are the ideal dog, they're hypoallergenic and can use their magical powers to defeat your foes.Poodle power
According to a contemporary pamphlet, Boy possessed the following range of extraordinary occult powers:
- The power to 'prophecie', or to predict the future
- The power to find hidden treasure and all sorts of other concealed goods
- The power to speak many languages (including Hebrew and 'High Dutch')
- The power to render both himself and his master 'weapon-proof', or invulnerable to bullets
- The power to make himself invisible
- The power to assume the form of other people by shifting his shape
- The power to inflict death or injury on those who Had wronged him
- The power to prevent others from taking rational decisions, by making them "impotent… [in] their minds"