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On the plus side, their bred for purpose is to hunt RATS which might be trying to steal Null's precious cheese.
The Standard Poodle is traditionally used as a water retrieving dog. The odd 'poodle hairdo' that they're often groomed to have was meant to reduce water drag.
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Also, there was a poodle during the Thirty Years War that was so notorious that some people thought he had magic powers:
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The prince and the devil dog: the strange story of Prince Rupert's poodle 'Boy'-Mark Stoyle investigates claims that Charles I's chief cavalry commander in the Civil War was protected by a demon in the guise of a poodle (Archive)

Poodle power​

According to a contemporary pamphlet, Boy possessed the following range of extraordinary occult powers:
  • The power to 'prophecie', or to predict the future
  • The power to find hidden treasure and all sorts of other concealed goods
  • The power to speak many languages (including Hebrew and 'High Dutch')
  • The power to render both himself and his master 'weapon-proof', or invulnerable to bullets
  • The power to make himself invisible
  • The power to assume the form of other people by shifting his shape
  • The power to inflict death or injury on those who Had wronged him
  • The power to prevent others from taking rational decisions, by making them "impotent… [in] their minds"
Poodles are the ideal dog, they're hypoallergenic and can use their magical powers to defeat your foes.
 
Poodles are the ideal dog, they're hypoallergenic and can use their magical powers to defeat your foes.
Poodles look fucking retarded.

If you want a dog has all the same qualities as a poodle, but doesn't look retarded, get a Wheaten Terrier.

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They don't shed at all—entirely hypoallergenic. Don't really drool. They're medium-sized, at largest. No particular concerns as to mauling people or being hyperactive. They're not overly smart, but they're also not dumb. It's just a nice looking, pleasant, hypoallergenic dog.
 
I found a reason for Null to not like r/FuckCars even more. They like Anime
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Only reason I saw this was because of the FuckCarsCircleJerk sub. They pointed out how ironic this post was considering Japan has a huge car culture. And that most anime has the character aged younger than the driving age.
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So I dunno if it is autism or what, but I have a weird memory thing when it comes to media and such. I can say, with high level certainty, that you, @Null , did not ever outright say rekietas wife gets fucked by black dudes while he watches or that he is in an open relationship. The 2 things you have brought up is that he has stated in his own free will that he has gone to swingers bars. To the point you played a clip where he stated that they have gone, then go home alone together, without ever having any sex with anyone else but eachother. Using his own words and putting him in the best light. The other one, was his statements about the hotel and the ass pics he himself and his wife had posted.

The wires are crossed a little bit but before I stopped watching I saw a stream or 2 where him and his wife were on vaccation at the Jamaican resort, in which he talked about "public" things they did.

In which he also shared pictures of themselves nude in public.
 
Your dog of choice is the Lagotto Romanolo

Beautiful dog but unfortunately Josh lacks appreciation for breeds with such beautiful curly coats and has referred to them as, and this is his exact wording, "pube dogs." That is probably for the best, however, because I doubt he would want to spend the time needed to maintain such a magnificent coat.

I am going to update my recommendation to the Pudelpointer:

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The Pudelpointer was developed as a crossbreed between German Hunting Poodles and English Pointers. The idea was to create a breed capable of tracking and retrieving over land and water. They have a straight, wiry, but low-shedding coat. They are not known to drool. They were purpose bred to be excellent trackers (handy for troon location) and have a moderate energy level. They are also extremely intelligent, trainable, eager to please, and loyal.
 
Here's the Derrick Jensen interview by Keith Woods that was mentioned in the latest MATI.
It was a good chat, I find it especially interesting how 2 people so ideologically different could get along so well when they have a common enemy.
 
Go to Japan and get a pure Akita and train it to detect troons and to not bark. They probably shed though.
I have a Japanese Akita, and they do shed.
They are fantastic guard dogs though. Mine used to bark at blacks when I lived in Europe, because I lived in a place with very few of them so the dog thought they were "out of place" and it was reason enough to aggressively bark at them. It never saw a tranny but I'm sure it would bark at one.
That being said, I do not recommend that breed for a first dog. It has a strong character and is a pack dog, might be a bit too strong headed.

Most European working dogs are great though. Not German shepherds because the race is full of diseases and congenital issues nowadays, but any mutt with some Belgian shepherd blood would do good. Very good at guarding a perimeter, barks, pinches, then if it doesn't work, will properly bite. You will need some land for it to run around.
 
Just get a mutt dog who's dominant breeds have the characteristics you want. It'll be healthier and live longer than a pure breed.
The idea of purebred dogs being more unhealthy and prone to early death is total bullshit aside from a handful of massively inbred breeds. There's nothing wrong with a mutt, but the idea that they're superior to purebreds is a total fabrication that has been propagated by the retards that still buy pugs from puppy mills.
 
MATI brought up Rekieta talking about the rumors of him sharing his wife with black men and Null not remembering ever saying that.

But Ethan Ralph has made the claim Rekieta has shared his wife with Dexel.
So, maybe that is what Rekieta is talking about.

For reference this Ralpth stream clip is a response when Rekieta commented on the Ralph "shat Gate" situation

 
The Standard Poodle is traditionally used as a water retrieving dog. The odd 'poodle hairdo' that they're often groomed to have was meant to reduce water drag.
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Also, there was a poodle during the Thirty Years War that was so notorious that some people thought he had magic powers:
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The prince and the devil dog: the strange story of Prince Rupert's poodle 'Boy'-Mark Stoyle investigates claims that Charles I's chief cavalry commander in the Civil War was protected by a demon in the guise of a poodle (Archive)

Poodles are the ideal dog, they're hypoallergenic and can use their magical powers to defeat your foes.
Toy poodles suck ass and have a personality similar to a chihuahua. Standard poodles are amazing dogs.
 
If it hasn't been recommended yet for the comic review, second hand 'document cameras' are dirt cheap and will allow josh to show his hands, calloused from years of tireless sweeping along with the comic. 10/10 content.
we all know null would use gloves so as to not damage the work of art known as Isom with his dirty cheeto dust fingers.
 
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