Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

davids877 said:
Attention everyone, he is NOT wearing the purple dress. Of course, he's still wearing a color that really doesn't look good on anyone.
The re:Invent 2023 talk is available.
"AWS re:Invent 2023 - Seamless observability with AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry (COM307)"
In the past, collecting data from your applications running on AWS could be challenging. AWS support of OpenTelemetry (OTel) via APIs and AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry (ADOT) has dramatically simplified the developer experience for observability. Learn how to instrument your applications and send data to any compatible backend using Amazon CloudWatch and Amazon Kinesis Data Streams, ADOT agents, OTel’s Kubernetes agent on Amazon EKS, and the OpenTelemetry Lambda layer. Also learn about best practices for data generation, pipeline management with the OTel collector, and schema management with the OTel semantic conventions for AWS.
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Hm, well, this is a slight improvement over his previous outfit choices. The shirt is no good, fitted shirts only look good on slim people/actual hourglass figures*.

I'll give credit where credits due on the shorts, I have seen middle aged+ women who are very comfortable with themselves wear those style of shorts.

I'd actually be okay with more troons dressing like middle age women. It's gonna be less offensive to the eyes to everyone around them because they'll be a bit more covered up.

* fatties with a flattering fat distribution "curves" don't count.
 
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Who wears it better?

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davids877 said:
Attention everyone, he is NOT wearing the purple dress. Of course, he's still wearing a color that really doesn't look good on anyone.
The re:Invent 2023 talk is available.
"AWS re:Invent 2023 - Seamless observability with AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry (COM307)"
In the past, collecting data from your applications running on AWS could be challenging. AWS support of OpenTelemetry (OTel) via APIs and AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry (ADOT) has dramatically simplified the developer experience for observability. Learn how to instrument your applications and send data to any compatible backend using Amazon CloudWatch and Amazon Kinesis Data Streams, ADOT agents, OTel’s Kubernetes agent on Amazon EKS, and the OpenTelemetry Lambda layer. Also learn about best practices for data generation, pipeline management with the OTel collector, and schema management with the OTel semantic conventions for AWS.
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Liz-Fong Jones is a chink. Not only is he a chink, he is the yellowest chink I have ever seen. Guys I know I say that a lot, but it is true guys. Liz-Dong Gone is a dirty yellow chink monkey ape. A repulsive fucking gorilla of the Vietnamese rain forest. Throughout my career I have categorized over 700 chinks on five continents. Everywhere from the deepest oriental jungles to the alleyways of Shanghai. I have also classified countless new species of yellow monkey that you have ever seen before. Each one is a repulsive, moronic, grotesque, incompetent, and incredibly effeminate creature, and the Chinese monkey ape named “Elliot-Dong Gone” not only excels and surpasses in each one of these traits, he breaks every previous record holder, except femininity, which is the lowest I’ve seen in any chink monkey. I wish I never met him. Disgusting!
 
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Haramburger said:
WOW, what an inappropriate outfit for a professional talk/recording on a stage. The ill-fitting in the waist and the shorts is secondary to those colors and lengths.
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Imagine being this repulsively ugly and wanting "observability." Dude you need to hide that fugly ass face.
 
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davids877 said:
Attention everyone, he is NOT wearing the purple dress. Of course, he's still wearing a color that really doesn't look good on anyone.
The re:Invent 2023 talk is available.
"AWS re:Invent 2023 - Seamless observability with AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry (COM307)"
In the past, collecting data from your applications running on AWS could be challenging. AWS support of OpenTelemetry (OTel) via APIs and AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry (ADOT) has dramatically simplified the developer experience for observability. Learn how to instrument your applications and send data to any compatible backend using Amazon CloudWatch and Amazon Kinesis Data Streams, ADOT agents, OTel’s Kubernetes agent on Amazon EKS, and the OpenTelemetry Lambda layer. Also learn about best practices for data generation, pipeline management with the OTel collector, and schema management with the OTel semantic conventions for AWS.
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Even on a woman this would be terrible styling. Like a tight babydoll cut shirt in shirt in 2023? I don't even know where you find those now. Except the Old Navy tween section.
 
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indomitable snowman said:
Do you think E.T. glowing healing finger is powerful enough to fix LFJ and his gaping axe wound?
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Fuck it, I'll be that guy.

You and me and everybody else know exactly what would happen between E.T., his glowing finger and Elliot's axe wound. It's called rape and the finger would see places of unspeakable horrors.
 
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3) Why do I get the impression that this is an insult to rectangles as a whole?
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Elliot is a triangle that wanted to be a rectangle. So he chopped off one of his three corners. His new fourth edge is an abomination. It does not look nor feel like a real rectangles edge. He wrenches out a smile every day, knowing that his angles are not acute enough to be considered a real trapezoid.
His edges lack symmetry and his corners will never have perfect 90° angles. Even a rhombus has an elegance that LFJ is so desperate to achieve.
Troons are the unnatural shapes of society. That's why they will never fit in, no matter how hard they force themselves into women's spaces. They are a geometric scourge and expect everyone else to build around them. Alas, no foundation can support such an awkward shape and now we watch as the building blocks of the tranny cult comes tumbling down and the pushback against groomers trying to get underage triangles to mutilate their corners.

Total Trapezoid Death
 
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