Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[prolapsed_cranium]

What the fuck are they having for "snacks" though? Caviar every day?

You ever try to order bull semen direct from Jamaica via DHL Overnight Air?

An expensive way to supplement one's protein intake.

 

[ChromaQuack]

This does not give me confidence that he paid for the autos in cash. If he is dealing with payments, that means he squandered MORE of his Depp and Rittenhouse gains.

A 5'1 man down in Mexico told me that he has a great method to keep your cars even if you can't keep up with the payments, Nick should hit him up for advice.

 

[AltisticRight]

You ever try to order bull semen direct from Jamaica via DHL Overnight Air?

An expensive way to supplement one's protein intake.

Maybe similar to Japan, Jamaica doesn't allow bull semen to be exported.

To experience the finest bulls, one must travel to Jamaica. Many places offer fine bulls, we have Kobe in Japan and Hedonism II resorts in Jamaica.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This is actually really questionable. She followed Balldo long before he followed back. According to her Instagram, she's recently been in Chicago which is 6 hours away from Minneapolis.

OK now this is interesting.

Do we have any better idea as to when Nick started following this person and in particular, when she was in Chicago? (I'm not finding where you're getting that she was in Chicago from her profile. EDIT: sorry, missed it)

Trying to avoid donning the tinfoil here.....

This is actually really questionable. She followed Balldo long before he followed back. According to her Instagram, she's recently been in Chicago which is 6 hours away from Minneapolis.

Just look at how far I had to scroll to find Balldo.

My guess is that they met at Tao for whatever reasons, and hit up again in Chicago recently.

Yeah that's really weird.

Nick's account is public, so it's not like he decided to scroll through his follow requests and find her, AND he has a decent chunk of followers so it would take a long time to find her account in his follower list.

The only two possibilities I can think of is that Nick scrolls through his followers list for women he finds attractive, or they started messaging each other through Instagram DMs.

Maybe balldoman is canceling his streams because he is too busy chasing after more single twenty-somethings in his area. There have been more additions to his instagram following list since last I checked.

He was already following this person at least two weeks ago since it was discussed then, and therefore I don't think it's involved in the weird cancellations of his show at all.

There were two early 20s women he was following both from Moorhead, MN. They seem pretty normal. Probably people he knows or met around his local community or something.

I went and checked on the Nose's Instagram account. He's following quite a few new ones, including several ladies.

MN in her bio might suggest she’s in Minnesota, but her vsco pictures from the past couple of years place her at NDSU.

It's Moorhead, which is right beside North Dakota. That's just going to college just across the state border in Fargo.

The other one is also apparently from Moorhead, not really sure why Nick would be in Moorhead/Fargo, or what connection he has to there but whatever.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

GET. HELP. REKEITA.
Nick and Kayla are obviously deeply depressed, self-medicating with alcohol and other drugs and feeling bitterly alone.
Nick thinks the farmers and Null are being unfair, dishonest and too hard on him. We just don't understand what is going on behind the scenes...right?
The great majority of assholes in this thread are people who liked his show at one point. Whether we agreed with him politically, admired his law knowledge, identified with his religious-based morality, or just found a late-night show that gave us some laughs; he was held in some regard by the viewers for whatever reason. He has gone from being generally liked, to being a pitiful bore in record time.
I get it. Kayla checked out of the marriage a while ago. I guess that she is physically, mentally and spiritually ill. I can almost hear her say "Where is my husband?" "Me and the kids never get to see you anymore...What happened to us, Nick?" So Nick went out and got that gawd awful tattoo...I WILL BE US. So now Nose has to do all the things, raise and educate the kids, bring home the paycheck, make everyone happy except himself. Poor Nicky.(How's that for a fanfic?)
Maybe he can explore those things with a therapist or a pastor because honestly, I don't give a shit. I find his emo sad sack posturing puerile and cringe.
Middle-aged law man show is now just...ick.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Josh's bold MATI gambit was a success, winning back Rekieta's old boomer women from Warski & PPP

And so the Kiwi v Kino interstellar war over a bunch of truecrime obsessed winemoms begins! Pick your side now!
Will you side with the herder of the cows, the most venerable kiwi daimyo, der Überführer Joshua 'Connor' Moon or will you side with the coke-fueled demon, the retarded phoenix, the AIM AIM AIMing between your eyes king Andy Warski and his sentient attack planet PPP?

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Stream tonight.

Does he think he shares the same audience as flash cast?

"I hate much more having to cancel shows". Something, something, contractual obligations.

 

[Pomniman]

And so the Kiwi v Kino interstellar war over a bunch of truecrime obsessed winemoms begins! Pick your side now!
Will you side with the herder of the cows, the most venerable kiwi daimyo, der Überführer Joshua 'Connor' Moon or will you side with the coke-fueled demon, the retarded phoenix, the AIM AIM AIMing between your eyes king Andy Warski and his sentient attack planet PPP?

Jewsh has an uphill battle going up against Asstroone and Tardski for that demographic because middle aged wine aunts love watching gays in their natural environment.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"Today got real weird."

Rekeita was taking our wife to a backwater town so they could share some time together and he could find his spark, then Nick got stuck in an Evil Lake of Whiskey without the Magic Balldo to dispel the Darkness.

 

[Pomniman]

"Today got real weird."

Rekeita was taking our wife to a backwater town so they could share some time together and he could find his spark, then Nick got stuck in an Evil Lake of Whiskey without the Magic Balldo to dispel the Darkness.

I'd imagine it was something along the lines of Salò meets Twin Peaks.

 

[Swole McPole]

I'm not sure about you but I have never added any random waitstaff on Instagram.

I've never been to Las Vegas and I don't gamble -- but I do read quite a lot about gambling, and so that means I read quite a lot about Vegas.

My understanding is that the hot women (and men) who get hired to work in places like Tao are expected to act like the hosts in a Japanese or Korean host bar. Which means if a high roller ever wanders into their vicinity, they're expected to suck their dick. OK, not literally, but they have to attempt to befriend them, so that the next time they come into town, they're 'encouraged' to come back to the bar/club/restaurant where they work.

I believe -- as with the Japanese host bars -- this is tied into their compensation package, so the more people they bring in, the more money they spend, the more money they earn. And the converse is true. If they don't hit their targets, they'll get let go and will be replaced by somebody who does bring in the high rollers.

So my guess is that they met when Rekieta visited Vegas for his event. He went to the restaurant one night -- perhaps with a party of several -- dropped some money, presented himself as a high roller, etc. and so she will have done everything she could to ingratiate herself. Get his email, get his instagram, maybe even get his phone number.

And Rekieta, being the try-hard sucker that he is, can't resist the flattery. Anybody with an ounce of common sense would recognize that a 23 year old woman isn't 'interested' in you, for anything other than the most instrumental purposes, ie, how much money can she milk from the lolcow?

But Nick thinks it's a sign he's hit the big time. Now he can drop advice on dating, because 23 year old women are literally throwing themselves at him.

What a fucking rube. Minnesota hick getting milked by some hot asian slag and he's advertising the fact? He's a total mark. He should pray he never happens to walk past some three card monte tossers. They'll have the contents of his wallet in the blink of an eye.

Edit: I remembered they were called Bottle Girls, so I googled the phrase and found this article. It may be that I've located the source of the Tiger Woods comparison.

Rachel Uchitel is Not a Madam

"The most famous of Woods’s alleged mistresses is Rachel Uchitel, who occupies a position of power in this strobe network of girls and money and celebrity. As VIP concierge and director of VIP hospitality at Tao in Vegas and at Dune in Southampton and at the Griffin, Marquee, Stanton Social, and Pink Elephant in Manhattan, she was the ambassador of client desire."

Tao, the venue where Rekieta's Patpong ping-pong girl works also happens to have been the employer of Tiger Woods mistress. It sounds like Tiger's girl was further up the whoring totem pole than Rekieta's, but both were doing 'hospitality' -- making 'high rollers' feel good about spending stupid money to impress other people. I wonder if Rekieta made the connection himself:

"I'm hanging out at Tao now, just like my boy Tiger. Those donkeys just don't understand us high achieving types."

Or was it a well-used line by his bottle girl?

"You know who you remind me of, Nick? You're just like my boy, Tiger Woods. He'd often hang out here. He wasn't as good looking or as cool as you are though. Shall I bring you another four bottles of Dom Perignon? Don't worry, we took your credit card details when you signed in."

 

[Pomniman]

So my guess is that they met when Rekieta visited Vegas for his event. He went to the restaurant one night -- perhaps with a party of several -- dropped some money, presented himself as a high roller, etc. and so she will have done everything she could to ingratiate herself. Get his email, get his instagram, maybe even get his phone number.

And Rekieta, being the try-hard sucker that he is, can't resist the flattery. Anybody with an ounce of common sense would recognize that a 23 year old woman isn't 'interested' in you, for anything other than the most instrumental purposes, ie, how much money can she milk from the lolcow?

But Nick thinks it's a sign he's hit the big time. Now he can drop advice on dating, because 23 year old women are literally throwing themselves at him.

What a fucking rube. Minnesota hick getting milked by some hot asian slag and he's advertising the fact? He's a total mark. He should pray he never happens to walk past some three card monte tossers. They'll have the contents of his wallet in the blink of an eye.

This unironically sounds like the kind of thing Ralph would do and probably has done. The transition is complete.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I thought this was funny enough to clip when I got home because, A: Nick seethes about losing his LOCALS porn source, and B: Nick makes a hilarious insult about Farmers 'hacking' and 'doxxing' to gain favour to 'count [@Null]'s pubic hairs'.

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Kitchen is a mess. Blinds are raised unevenly. Eating ramen like a savage. Nose redder than Rudolph's. Rambling nonsensically at a camera in the kitchen.

When is the last time we saw his wife?

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Coomalot has been revealed to be bisexual

When did this get confirmed?

 

[Strix454]

This unironically sounds like the kind of thing Ralph would do and probably has done. The transition is complete.

Nobody would mistake Ralph for a high roller or anyone with money.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

When is the last time we saw his wife?

She's probably getting a lot of traffic in the back when his husband is still trying to get Jersh attention.

 

[Pomniman]

Nobody would mistake Ralph for a high roller or anyone with money.

He recently claimed that he bought his original overpriced Armani manpurse because he got suckered into it by some Russian broad working at their store so he's at least been accurately seen as a nigger-rich mark who'll drop a hundo or five on stupid shit if you butter him up enough.

 

[Sam Losco]

I am left wondering why a family man well into his 40s is following a horde of local young girls on IG.

Pure speculation of course (Nick), but maybe Kayla wanting to swing was with other women and not getting reemed out by BBC. I do notice that this IG follows all have that dolled up "fake" look that Kayla has been moving towards as well. Could be she's bi and also using that to try and keep Nick interested by making herself look like the type of fake, could be porn/OF girls, that Nick is into because he's a porn addicted coomer.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

When did this get confirmed?

This. Also, aren't bi dudes hated amongst every community? You know, even the fags.

 

[Potatoherder]

So a few weeks back he started posting early if he wasn't going to stream and now he is claiming he will start posting show topics beforehand. This is basic stuff Nick just hasn't done in years. Has he finally realized he simply doesn't have a network of viewers anymore that will do everything for him? Maybe he is getting Ryan to do it since he does no editing and only seems to balldo guard on yt. I am still not expecting him to stream as he hasn't actually done a makeup stream in the last 2 years.

Does he think he shares the same audience as flash cast?

I'd think less so now but he for sure has crossover with camelcast. The fact he is hesitant to stream over others tells you how far his star has fallen. He is afraid his numbers will be less than theirs, which is unlikely on rumble but it's a real possibility on YT. Anyone with some extra autism could watch the viewership and compare.

First one Nick, then Camel, and finally flashcast.