🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Charles Vincent Crumb]

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wow, what a great bit mauro.

 

[ChuckSneeder]

Fishtank S2 Trailer will be released on December 5th, 9 AM ET. Same date, time, and poster as GTA VI

 

[Aidan]

Fishtank S2 Trailer will be released on December 5th, 9 AM ET. Same date, time, and poster as GTA VI
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Jet's game-addled brain trying to surf the GTA VI hype wave a little? I don't think this will help get eyes on it either way. It'd make more sense to premiere the trailer this Monday on fishtank.live with the 2 new episodes.

 

[Yung Dalph]

publicly announcing you are planning to be niggers and not pay for a service doesnt seem very bright when any new service can find this out

Clearly you aren't well versed in the world of debtmaxxing

 

[Blackstar]

Damiel is currently on this "show" getting mocked by women for trying to dance and being shit

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Damiel is currently on this "show" getting mocked by women for trying to dance and being shit

i've mentioned this in my ASF thread but i've written a summary of this stream

tl;dr: it's a waste of 2 hours

the funniest takeaway i've gotten was hearing airsoftfatty say how he built his house with his own hands

Spoiler: Summary

This is episode 35 of Sam and Nick After Dark. however, the title is the first episode.

• A dude from that I don't recognize is the host. he looks like chad charls (host is alex schultz)
• The cameras are glitched
• The superchats are $100 this time
• A woman named Laura Lane comes out, the audience claps are delayed lol
• Sam Hyde yells to redo the intro again
• Chad Charls does the intro again but shorter
• Laura looks like a MILF pornstar
• While CC is interviewing Laura, the camera keeps cutting out. Jesus, this is 2 minutes in
• Laura is 5'7, 52, 175lb, wants a man who's arrogant, successful, and confident
• The next girl is Batonya(?). 27, an actress/model, 5'5, wants to find someone who can share objectives. CC tries to make a funny joke, but joke doesn't land
• The blackouts are longer on this
• While Batgirl is talking, Sam keeps asking her if "she can speak alien"
• The next girl is Megan, 20, a Texas Roadhouse server, 5'5, 140 pounds, describes essentially CC as a guy she likes. Someone with a sense of humor
• Sam chimes in to say "what's a funny joke"
• CC asks Megan "what's your favorite TV show", she replies with "Kill Tony"
• Sam chiming in occasionally is annoying
• CC asks "you like joe rogan?" in a way that's trying to be funny but isn't. holy fuck, the comedic timing these 2 people have is awful
• The fourth girl is some bimbo Instagram whore that you wouldn't look twice at. She starts by looking at herself in the main camera, she keeps twitching and looks like she doesn't give an ounce of a fuck. She has asthma
• okay, this fourth girl has to be a troll. she keeps skitzo rambling and her ideal man is a 47 year old blockchain developer. she brings up adult diapers as a multi billion dollar industry
• i'm going to skip over her because it's not funny when you know someone is clearly trolling and her trolling isn't amusing me
• damiel (from fishtank) shows up with a sheisty, troll girl and damiel are paired up
• troll girl is trolling, sam is using a megaphone to direct these retards
• troll girl is purposefully stammering her words
• TG: "are you biologically male?" damiel: "yes" TG: "i can't do this anymore" and jokingly leaves
• dude this bitch is so fucking insufferable, even at 2x speed she's ear grating
• damiel and batonya has an awkward conversation. damiel is a super street thug while batgirl is attempting to talk to him
• damiel and the 20 year old is not hitting it off either, damiel is trying to be funny but he sucks too
• a new girl shows up, she's a fat mexican girl. damiel likes her
• laura is talking to nick
• laura asks if he's into older women
• nick goes on a rant on how much he loves fucking older women
• nick is unfunny
• laura collects gems
• i'm going to kill myself
• damiel dances poorly, the women make fun of him
• that MMA fighter from fishtank shows up
• sam hyde is whispering shit into MMA fighter's ear to tell the fat mexican woman jokes
• nick is whispering shit into fat mexican lady ear to say to MMA fighters
• MMA dude and troll girl is talking now
• they go from $100 to $20 on superchat
• unfunny banter for 10 minutes
• bicflame talks to trollgirl now
• bicflame asks some pretty funny questions but this feels like an eternity to watch
• bicflame talks to laura
• laura talks about in detail how she would fuck bicflame
• bic looks like he's genuinely enjoying this
• it's troll girl, laura, and bicflame now
• this new guy shows up, i know who he is. he's a TikToker that likes to emulate casey frey type content
• trollgirl still isn't funny
• trollgirl empties her purse, shitloads of makeup falls out
• dude this fucking stream has been like 70% trollgirl
• sam brings up the palestine and israel conflict, the women are pro-jews
• the women are rating the men, the george bush dude from fishtank is apart of the men
• airsoftfatty is finally here
• they surprise the women with chris
• laura does not find him attractive
• laura and chris are talking, getting to know each other
• now chris is going back and forth with laura
• chris, the morbidly obese retard says "i thought you'd be the type of woman to be a greasemonkey"
• this back and forth is stupid and should've ended 5 minutes ago
• LOL chris says he built his home with his own hands
• these two retards are arguing on who has done the most work in their life
• chris claims he was putting up drywall with his dad at 5 (ok)
• chris talks to fat mexican woman
• airsoftfatty has fucked up feet
• the camera pans to troll girl
• troll girl is asked to kiss chris
• they do a quick peck, troll girl was not into it
• they want trollgirl to kiss him longer
• she refuses but hugs fatty
• trollgirl gives the most awkward hug ever, not even a sidehug could be this bad
• alex gives trollgirl the mic and she skitzo rambles
• chris is back at it again with talking to fat mexican woman
• 20 year old asks chris about having a woman who does onlyfans
• of course, Chris doesn't mind it lol
• chris reads scenarios off a piece of paper to 20 year old
• chris looks at the 20 year old, who is fat but not as fat as our boy fatty here. chris assumes she runs an hour every day lol
• chris dances like a retard
• chris starts singing "sweet caroline"
• the men in the background are trying really hard not to laugh
• the video ends off with chris and trollgirl interviewing each other

 

[Blackstar]

the funniest takeaway i've gotten was hearing airsoftfatty say how he built his house with his own hands

I found fatty to have been the most entertaining person on this, he just has an autistic confidence and charm that makes him funny to listen to.

 

[PapaJohnTheMergeMaestro]

Sorry, but my Fishtank Remaster is dead. I tried, but it was way more than I could chew. Just downloading all the files would've taken half a year, I'm also busy IRL with a real job and other problems at home, just would've lost interest and relevance after it's all said and done anyways. I still think Jet is a lazy wigger, considering this half-baked product came out after 6 months of "editing full-time".

 

[Punitive Castration]

Vance will be helping with it

something fun came to mind- based on the conversation we were having the other day, if Vance is going to be in the house again, how would you best plunge the knife into Vance re: Letty using 120 characters or less?

I had some vague ideas but I don't want to spoil it by taking all the best answers. But I'd start by suggesting something unconventional, if you threw a TTS at him like "what did you mean on stream when you said you thought Letty didn't deserve 25k" because it forces him to refute not just the first part but also the second half even though he's not going to want to speak on that.

The idea of Vance returning without getting flayed for how he left is annoying, if he has to show up I hope he gets some of what he deserves.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

something fun came to mind- based on the conversation we were having the other day, if Vance is going to be in the house again, how would you best plunge the knife into Vance re: Letty using 120 characters or less?

I had some vague ideas but I don't want to spoil it by taking all the best answers. But I'd start by suggesting something unconventional, if you threw a TTS at him like "what did you mean on stream when you said you thought Letty didn't deserve 25k" because it forces him to refute not just the first part but also the second half even though he's not going to want to speak on that.

The idea of Vance returning without getting flayed for how he left is annoying, if he has to show up I hope he gets some of what he deserves.

I’d ask him if he regrets losing out on $20000 because he refused to get his stupid fucking beard shaved for like 9 hours. Sam practically handed him a gimme, and he still refused to take it until he was practically forced to get shaved. Even Josie shaved her eyebrows.

 

[Punitive Castration]

I’d ask him if he regrets losing out on $20000 because he refused to get his stupid fucking beard shaved for like 9 hours. Sam practically handed him a gimme, and he still refused to take it until he was practically forced to get shaved. Even Josie shaved her eyebrows.

I actually dug that day up when Jet said he lost the SD footage for the next episode to see what we'll miss out on and caught Vance telling Frank that he wouldn't shave because he didn't think he and Josie had to prove anything to advance to the next round. Frank said, but you guys are both boring as fuck, and Vance replied, "who cares?! everyone hates Letty!" And said he is saving his beard for when it's just him and Josie so he can use it as a stunt to win against Josie. And Josie is Josie so she doesn't add anything but she was there nodding through the whole thing.

I think Frank must have reported this to Jet because he went downstairs and and came up again just before Sam came upstairs and looked like he was going to wring someone's neck.

If you asked him about it now though he'd probably insist that everything was meaningless and there was no way the beard correlated with him getting eliminated.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

I actually dug that day up when Jet said he lost the SD footage for the next episode to see what we'll miss out on and caught Vance telling Frank that he wouldn't shave because he didn't think he and Josie had to prove anything to advance to the next round. Frank said, but you guys are both boring as fuck, and Vance replied, "who cares?! everyone hates Letty!" And said he is saving his beard for when it's just him and Josie so he can use it as a stunt to win against Josie. And Josie is Josie so she doesn't add anything but she was there nodding through the whole thing.

I think Frank must have reported this to Jet because he went downstairs and and came up again just before Sam came upstairs and looked like he was going to wring someone's neck.

If you asked him about it now though he'd probably insist that everything was meaningless and there was no way the beard correlated with him getting eliminated.

Very nice catch. I find Sam's subtle reactions during the show interesting and it gives me hope that having him more present next season will be a net positive for the entertainment value and plot. You pointing out that Sam came up ready to bully Vance into shaving as a reaction to Vance getting cocky is exactly what producers should be doing. As far as I can remember, Sam was really the only reason any pressure was put on Vance and Josie at all.

I still remember the night when Letty was getting dogpiled on by everyone while Hassle was making friends with Vance and Josie in the kitchen. Sam came in that night and looked pissed. He kept on giving Hassle the death stare, basically telling him "Do your job properly, and Hassle the other contestants." After that Hassle started fucking with Vance. I also remember during the Long Walk contest that he was constantly reminding Fatty to fuck with people other than Letty.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I also remember during the Long Walk contest that he was constantly reminding Fatty to fuck with people other than Letty.

Did Fatty ever go after anyone besides Sylvia and Letty? I can't think of a single time he mocked Vance or Josie.

 

[Punitive Castration]

I still remember the night when Letty was getting dogpiled on by everyone while Hassle was making friends with Vance and Josie in the kitchen. Sam came in that night and looked pissed. He kept on giving Hassle the death stare, basically telling him "Do your job properly, and Hassle the other contestants." After that Hassle started fucking with Vance. I also remember during the Long Walk contest that he was constantly reminding Fatty to fuck with people other than Letty.

That's the night I'm talking about, yeah. You can hear Vance saying he thinks Letty will leave next and how that means he doesn't have to try in this:

And about the staring thing, I included it at the end, I'm increasingly thinking he was staring at Vance. The way he has to lean right to look around Brandon to see Frank and lean left of Brandon to see Vance, I think he was leaning left looking at Vance.

I think it was Frank not hassling them but also over over and over failing to convince them verbally to do something. If he had said "Vance, why don't you get your dick out of your ass and do something" and he'd actually done it we wouldn't have much to complain about.

I can't think of a single time he mocked Vance or Josie.

Only time that comes to mind was Chris coming into Vance's room naked and beating the shit out of them when they were gangsters. That's it.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

That's the night I'm talking about, yeah. You can hear Vance saying he thinks Letty will leave next and how that means he doesn't have to try in this:

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And about the staring thing, I included it at the end, I'm increasingly thinking he was staring at Vance. The way he has to lean right to look around Brandon to see Frank and lean left of Brandon to see Vance, I think he was leaning left looking at Vance.

I think it was Frank not hassling them but also over over and over failing to convince them verbally to do something. If he had said "Vance, why don't you get your dick out of your ass and do something" and he'd actually done it we wouldn't have much to complain about.


Only time that comes to mind was Chris coming into Vance's room naked and beating the shit out of them when they were gangsters. That's it.

You know fishtank withdrawal is getting bad when watching the worst night on the entire show gives you comfy vibes.

Whether he was looking at Vance or Hassle doesn’t really matter to me. What matters is he came in pissed off due to the lack of anything being done. He was also consistently annoyed at the Wigger crew for fucking up constantly during the show. It will be nice to have someone in the basement who knows how to entertain and isn’t impulsive.

 

[Mr Sister]

Was there a single actual quantifiable elimination besides the standardized high school test? As far as I can remember all other eliminations were based on "feel" of everyone's performance, right?

 

[Noble Redditor]

Was there a single actual quantifiable elimination besides the standardized high school test? As far as I can remember all other eliminations were based on "feel" of everyone's performance, right?

That's right. The SAT test was the only "fair" elimination challenge but they set it up to be rigged if needed. The only other fair challenge was the "don't stop moving" immunity challenge that Vance ended up losing. Even still Letty was given a severe disadvantage in that challenge, that she had a fair chance at winning otherwise.
I want season 2 to have fair challenges. I don't care if they give the most popular contestant an immunity award or something so they can sit out but I want the challenges to actually matter.

 

[Punitive Castration]

That's right. The SAT test was the only "fair" elimination challenge but they set it up to be rigged if needed. The only other fair challenge was the "don't stop moving" immunity challenge that Vance ended up losing. Even still Letty was given a severe disadvantage in that challenge, that she had a fair chance at winning otherwise.
I want season 2 to have fair challenges. I don't care if they give the most popular contestant an immunity award or something so they can sit out but I want the challenges to actually matter.

I'm kinda yeah, kinda no about it. "Fair" challenges are okay but they can also be pretty random in the end, it would've been really intolerable if the finale had been something like mauro v. sylvia or simmons v. anyone as a result of a series of flukes. I just really hope they don't get a bunch of DQs like they did with Simmons, Mauro, and effectively Jon, because that really limited the number of fair challenges they could do because they ran out of spare contestants really fast.

 

[Aidan]

Was there a single actual quantifiable elimination besides the standardized high school test? As far as I can remember all other eliminations were based on "feel" of everyone's performance, right?

I consider Vance the only proper elimination. The whole PSAT was just something for the fish to stress over and they got rid of the blatant weakest link without grading them.

Did Fatty ever go after anyone besides Sylvia and Letty? I can't think of a single time he mocked Vance or Josie.

He complimented Josie in an attempt to rizz her up one day when it was just him and Josie downstairs, him on his 1/3 of the sofa and her in the kitchen. She was quick to deny him and called him disrespectful.

 

[Charles Vincent Crumb]

He complimented Josie in an attempt to rizz her up one day when it was just him and Josie downstairs, him on his 1/3 of the sofa and her in the kitchen. She was quick to deny him and called him disrespectful.

Yea that was pretty good, the 'exit only' conversation as well lol.

Chris rizz