Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[The Southwest Strangla]

I got some great news and bad news for you, he's already had that one and a fourth.

I forgot that was his third. I lost count. I’m not lying. Lol Christ, well, maybe he’ll learn after the fourth. however, even if he did change his diet and lost the weight, he still will get more strokes. His body is beyond the point of saving.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

I forgot that was his third. I lost count. I’m not lying. Lol Christ, well, maybe he’ll learn after the fourth. however, even if he did change his diet and lost the weight, he still will get more strokes. His body is beyond the point of saving.

Considering how quickly he dropped the Profile by Sanford diet plan and the KETO shit plus the fact that the first video he posted after his latest episode was a gigantic slab of BBQ ribs, it's probably safe to say that he hasn't learned shit. Or he's just intentionally ignoring the lessons for extremely short term pleasure.

 

[p1138]

So what you're saying is that ironically he'd have to be taken down to the ground and unchoked?

Pretty much. Without one of the devices someone else posted, you'd have no way to get your arms around him for any physical attempt to get him to cough up whatever wad of meat he's choking on, and since he can't support his own weight unless you plan on doing some kind of abdomen or chest compressions while simultaneously holding a 300+ pound man in the air... you're going to be doing it on the ground or on the floor.

I forgot that was his third. I lost count. I’m not lying. Lol Christ, well, maybe he’ll learn after the fourth. however, even if he did change his diet and lost the weight, he still will get more strokes. His body is beyond the point of saving.

This latest stroke was his fourth. You're forgetting the one he left the hospital untreated for because he didn't like the doctor or whatever and then bragged about not paying the bill. That's why the poll is already up to "5th impact".

Nicest guy

Oh, his next video for the month of December is a pie? How convenient that he won't be eating meat only till a month later. In 2 weeks this man has already consumed 2 separate piles of cookies and a peach cobbler, and he's adding a fucking pie onto that? Plus whatever dessert mess he had for thanksgiving and the pile of yams and marshmallows that also may as well be called a dessert.

 

[RodgerDodger]

He talks about his upcoming carnivore diet, whatever.
He's going to Universal Florida with some special VIP 'meetup' package that includes food and 10 kinds of butterbeer. Where do they get the money?
He's excited to try the green eggs and ham at the Dr Suess land, because he is 10 years old and green food coloring makes food taste better.
His next video is 'deer balls' with that woman protege of his.

At what point do we just classify all of this as Suicide attempts?

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

At what point do we just classify all of this as Suicide attempts?

That is such a deathfat thing to do. He claims that 90% of the aches and pains people experience is from the food, aka the chemicals the food industry is pushing on us. Maybe you have aches and pains because you are a fatass who is 150 lbs heavier than your ideal body weight and stroked out on top of that?

LOL we are back to blaming the caffeine, folks! Fatass is giving up coffee because "it affects inflammation of the brain" . I feel like he is only giving up coffee because he is too much of a bitch to drink it without adding creamers full of SHURGAR to enjoy it.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

At what point do we just classify all of this as Suicide attempts?

Suicide 'attempts' implies his normal state of being isn't a constant effort to kill himself. Its disrespectful to the an hero population to compare their woven cords of freedom and the struggles that entails to Jack's state of merely existing. They wish they could 41% themselves with such indulgent splendor.

 

[100BitchHere]

This man is incredibly gifted at, not only managing to make food look as unappetizing as it possibly can, but also sound as unappetizing as it possibly can.

There's not enough alcohol in the world that would make me adventurous enough to try what's in that pan. Deer testes? Deer nuggets? Idgaf, I've already lost my appetite. Every step this man takes inch this man rolls in a mobility aid, he manages to step roll onto not one, but 5 rakes. It's remarkable.

He has absolutely no respect for food. The thing I hate the most is when he pours a sauce and goes "Ewwww!" because it reminds him of poop.

 

[AbyssStarer]

As funny as it would be to see this stupid diet bite Jack in the ass, we all know he ain't keeping the diet for more than one meal. He won't be able to quit the sweet barbeque sauces or desserts. He's just another of the many who pick up a fad diet and fail it within a week over and over until giving up completely.

 

[Tiresome]

Suicide 'attempts' implies his normal state of being isn't a constant effort to kill himself.

Come on everyone, Jack looks after his health, the man himself says he only expects us to have him another 20 or 30 years.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Nicest guy

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Edit: also this. Jack can finally suck on some balls

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Either that deer is actually chicken or it's battered, barely fried and soggy as hell. That Ellis lady is just as bad of a cook as Jack.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Seems that a number of articles I remember seeing about this incident years ago have been delisted, but a few details:
-There was a police officer nearby who assisted with the Heimlich before the ambulance arrived.
-The tracheotomy wasn't even effective because the blockage was too deep. It was reported that the airway was reopened "in the ambulance upon arrival at the hospital."

Grim, either way. At least they tried their best, despite the situation seeming to have been pretty set to have the outcome it did.

That is an extremely rare occurrence that the blockage would be below the trach point. The guy really was totally fucked, full stop.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

Either that deer is actually chicken or it's battered, barely fried and soggy as hell. That Ellis lady is just as bad of a cook as Jack.

I think it's bite size cuts of deer deep fried. Pretty much all the results I get from deer balls comes out with meatball recipes. Only one that isn't is some sort of cubed deer meat wrapped with bacon and some sort of seasoning. Either way, it looks bad whatever is in that photo.

 

[RVNX]

He talks about his upcoming carnivore diet, whatever.

Don't worry though, I bet praying to Jesus and replacing all your sugar intake with fat will fix that in due time.

Called it
Also of course your retarded butcher is gonna tell you "Yeah you should definitely try a carnivore diet fatass, come here every day and I'll give you the best cuts!"

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Check out the area around Fatass's mouth in today's live show. Looks like the moron finally decided to use his sleep apnea machine which I imagine has been recommended to him for decades now.

Alternative explanation is Tammy made him eat ass last night

 

[Potato Burrito]

That lazy eye is really getting worse.

I hit play and paused on a random spot in the video after reading your comment and...yeah.

Looks like he's holding a mouthful of hot semen wanting to spit but can't because his throat is as fucked up as the rest of him.

 

[Bassomatic]

I hit play and paused on a random spot in the video after reading your comment and...yeah.

Looks like he's holding a mouthful of hot semen wanting to spit but can't because his throat is as fucked up as the rest of him.

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Jack spitting anything esp something as keto as man spunk...

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I hit play and paused on a random spot in the video after reading your comment and...yeah.

Looks like he's holding a mouthful of hot semen wanting to spit but can't because his throat is as fucked up as the rest of him.

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When do you think he'll complain about his eye being lazy at work and quiet quitting? Modern organs have no respect these days.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

When do you think he'll complain about his eye being lazy at work and quiet quitting? Modern organs have no respect these days.

Yeah, god forbid his organs join a union about that "veggie" and "vitamin" shit. How un-American is that?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He talks about his upcoming carnivore diet, whatever.
He's going to Universal Florida with some special VIP 'meetup' package that includes food and 10 kinds of butterbeer. Where do they get the money?
He's excited to try the green eggs and ham at the Dr Suess land, because he is 10 years old and green food coloring makes food taste better.
His next video is 'deer balls' with that woman protege of his.

Of course free food and butterbeer. The guy that says sugar is evil is going to to drink butterbeer which is loaded with sugar.

Fatass is giving up coffee because "it affects inflammation of the brain"

Da Fuq does that even mean? I know it's words but "it affects inflammation of the brain" is not a sentence that has any meaning. Is he suggesting that coffee causes inflammation of the brain? If so why isn't everybody who drinks coffee coming down with encephalitis? Charles probably said something about coffee being bad for your health and "brain inflammation" is what Jagoff got from it. If anything it reduces inflammation in the brain for those with Alzheimer's and Parkinson's. To everybody else? No change.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

Let me tell you fuckers who just waltzed in here from the community happenings post something:

Jack Scalfani is not on his first stroke,

(to clarify, TOA is a typo for TIA, which is a kind of stroke. This was written in June, so full mushbrain is on display)

Or second,


Or third,

Or fourth,


No, Jack Scalfani is on his FIFTH stroke. Already.


This whole carnivore diet thing is probably the most exciting thing to come out from Jack. We're (hopefully) going to get daily updates on his health deteriorating before our eyes. I hope he just discloses everything like he said he would.