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[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.

 

[Cheeseknife]

one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina

Oh, you noticed that did you?

 

[Stasi]

Oh, you noticed that did you?

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Just a happy little accident

 

[Cheeseknife]

Just a happy little accident

They just gotta remember not to wipe back-to-front. Otherwise, they might get E.coli or some other bacterial infection.

Also why you don't stick your dick into a woman's ass, even if she's your wife. Unless you really relish the idea of poopy bacteria up your dickhole.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

They just gotta remember not to wipe back-to-front. Otherwise, they might get E.coli or some other bacterial infection.

Also why you don't stick your dick into a woman's ass, even if she's your wife. Unless you really relish the idea of poopy bacteria up your dickhole.

Got it, men can wipe back-to-front and put it in man asses. Jealous much, ladies?

 

[Cheeseknife]

Got it, men can wipe back-to-front and put it in man asses. Jealous much, ladies?

Pretty sure men would get E. Coli too. Colon bacteria doesn't vary much from male to female. It's almost like nature itself abhors sexual degeneracy and actively punishes you for doing anything other than penis in vag.

And, yes, men have significantly less chance of penile infection when wiping their asses. Hell, if you infected yourself, I'd probably say you were either retarded or just doing it on purpose.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

and actively punishes you for doing anything other than penis in vag.

Don't forget about the other opening of the asshole where there's a risk of catching caries.

The only way to stay clean is to brush and floss the penis regularly.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Don't forget about the other opening of the asshole where there's a risk of catching caries.
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The only way to stay clean is to brush and floss the penis regularly.

I use steel wool just to get really clean

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.

To me, it just kind of makes sex like a "choose your own adventure" story

 

[Executive Petrel]

She may be dead, but at least she's not depressed anymore.

The male urge to make a woman haaaaaappy is to get fucked in exchange.
Return to MONKEE, skip the happy part.

One thing I have noticed with some millennial women entering the late stages of their 20s is they seem to have this thing where they incinerate their savings (and possibly go into debt) to go to all sorts of travel destinations, like one after the other, and escalating in expense.

My friend is mid 30s and does that too. She complains about being unhaaaappy when not traveling the world, exploring exotic chads in all shapes and sizes. Literally online dated herself into oblivion, childless, mental and i'll give her less than five years she'll buy her first cat. But men bad and patriarchy.

Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling is a TERF.

 

[spurggist]

whats a woman, ive never heard of one

 

[vomitusdeux]

whats a woman, ive never heard of one

A miserable pile of secrets

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

A miserable pile of secretions

Hmm.

 

[Cheeseknife]

J.K. Rowling is a TERF.

Doesn't matter. She still hates men.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.

It's great because it offers a certain degree of plausible deniability when your dick "accidentally slips out" for a surprise buttsecks sneak attack

 

[DavidS877]

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.

A business man goes to Japan for a business meeting. This man gets there late at night. He was feeling a little lonely, so he got a Japanese hooker. He has his way with the hooker and feels like he did a pretty good job. This thought is compounded by the fact that the hooker kept screaming "titigotchi, titigotchi" all night. The man took this to mean she was having as good of a time as he was. So, the next day, this man went golfing with the Japanese business men he was going to meet with. During their golf outing, he gets a hole in one! The Japanese men start screaming and celebrating in Japanese words. The man got very excited too and yelled out the only Japanese word he could think of, "titigotchi, titigotchi". After he was jumping and screaming "titgotichi" he noticed all of the Japanese business men look at him strangely. One of them comes up to him and asks "what you mean, 'wrong hole?'"

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

It's rough when you feel the clock ticking and when it seems like such a simple yet desperate need. But being a religious guy yourself, I'm sure you can relate to the idea that everything will happen in good time. Do what you can to focus on yourself and better yourself until then. Not in a way to attract a partner, but in ways that make you feel complete and others will take notice.

Yeah, it helped me get a better job (career advancement), I'm focusing on weight loss again and other self improvement. It really put my sights on my goals. I didn't realise how badly I wanted "the life", wife and kids and all that. I always knew I did; but once I had it, it's uh, hard to go back let alone putting it off.

I'm sure int he future I'll look back and go "that's the best thing that happened to me" but it fucking sucks.

At least I don't have to pretend to be excited about going to Disneyland for the "adult night" or w/e.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Women are stinky

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

And slimy

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Women are stinky

"I didn't know I'm supposed to wipe when I pee until recently, and I forget to do it a lot."

 

[vomitusdeux]

"I didn't know I'm supposed to wipe when I pee until recently, and I forget to do it a lot."

Is that why that image of the ants in that woman's undergarments was happening?