Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Is it one of those The Wellness Company prepper-style antibiotic kits?

Probably the same thing.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

I am waiting patiently for somebody in Lawtube to get sick enough of his shit to where they start eviscerating his half-baked legal conclusions. In terms of that, I think Sean could metaphorically snap his scrawny neck if he really wanted to. Aggroing Sean might not be such a good idea.

Out of left field but for maximum hilarity let it be Legal Eagle.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

"Life really fucking hits you". If we are to believe him, he is wealthy, happily married, lots of kids that he loves (lol), nice cars, plentiful drink and food; yeah, I see how life could hit him hard.

His hand not matching his face drives me fucking nuts.

Whoa, whoa whoa. "Sometimes you guys can't go into work because someone fucked you over, life fucked you over." This nigger has never had an actual job, has he? I know I know, the bank teller job. But really? How many of you mingers here can just call off work because you feel a little sad?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

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Probably the same thing.

After hearing how much Greenwald prefaced his ad read, it now makes me wonder whether the sponsorship deal came down with orders from Rumble corporate or (more likely) that Rekieta's dumb luck had him run into a new sponsor who is just throwing money at anyone.

I imagine that Greenwald's deal with Rumble is more involved than Nick's, given his System Update streams are true Rumble exclusives (or at least for the first 24hours).

I suppose there's also the added factor that Greenwald would consider himself to have more integrity and the need to preserve objectivity as a journalist (I know, I know).

I've also watched Kim Iversen once in a while on Rumble (not for this kit). It's a little strange watching the host do YT streamer ad reads for second-rate products between segments of trying to come off as a talking head with gravitas.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Nick is really making Ralph's crater look tiny.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Is it one of those The Wellness Company prepper-style antibiotic kits?

I saw Glenn Greewald do an ad read on his Rumble show for them and he implied that Rumble made him.

The kits are a little scammy.

There's nothing wrong with the pills AFAIK (Amoxicillin, Ivermectin, Azithromycin, etc). But they are all generics that cost pennies a dose so the markup is insane.

Feels like only yesterday he shilled convert your 401k into a gold racket run by a persian pornographer.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Kyle looks like he's ready to troon out. If you told me he was FTM I'd believe you.

Feels like only yesterday he shilled convert your 401k into a gold racket run by a persian pornographer.

Whatever happened to that? Was it legit? I may be biased, but anything talking about precious metals weirds me out.

Edit: He claims he's getting Rittenhouse back on. Oh boy, can't wait.

 

[Captain Manning]

Out of left field but for maximum hilarity let it be Legal Eagle.

That would expose a wider audience to Nick's stupidity, but I think Nick would be able to hand wave him away as a lefty with TDS. Hell, he might even get pity points if he were attacked by LE. Within both Nick's old and new audience, pissing off somebody like Legal Eagle is more strength than weakness.

Whereas, if Sean did it, it would badly rattle Nick's remaining fan base. Himedall's logs demonstrate that clearly.

I am actually surprised Nick tried to bring Sean to heel so aggressively. Too much of that could have disastrous consequences. It seems like he's punching right more and more.

Then again, his brain is full of holes, so I guess it really shouldn't surprise me.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Whatever happened to that? Was it legit? I may be biased, but anything talking about precious metals weirds me out.

Being a "Banker" and telling all the stories of how banks tried to screw customers..... I was surprised Nick shilled this as they make money overcharging rates.

There is no way he did not know this. You could tell the way his voice and wording changed with hesitation during the pitches. Sounded like he was low key warning people not to do it.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

My guess is Hamplanet is doing it again, but that would just be an assumption on my part.

Yep, I am doing it again. Rekieta is nominated for Lolcow of the Year. There's a thread for nominations etc currently in Lolcow General.

 

[LiquidKid]

That said, PPP has made some good points. Intelligent and sobering ones at times. Unfortunately, Andy is there to drag everything down.

Yeah, I can’t stand either Andy or PPP, but they’re not wrong. I’ve listened to all of their rekeita segments and they’re mostly on point, but more professional and mature is just a stretch

 

[Hot Dog]

Nick getting cow of the year would be the best possible outcome simply because of how badly he'd seethe about it. Most cows don't really care about the farms, but Nick still does. It would get under his skin.

 

[mfalkner]

First Scott Shafer, now this. A casual observer might mistakenly think Drunkieta was some kind of lawyer.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

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First Scott Shafer, now this. A casual observer might mistakenly think Drunkieta was some kind of lawyer.

Those two together must be insufferable.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

What are the phrases?

Non-practicing lawyer is one apparently

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Nick is really making Ralph's crater look tiny.

Well, he hasn't groomed a high schooler or fled to Mexico threatening to kill his third wife with a crying baby in the background.

 

[East_Clintwood]

The kits are a little scammy.

There's nothing wrong with the pills AFAIK (Amoxicillin, Ivermectin, Azithromycin, etc). But they are all generics that cost pennies a dose so the markup is insane.

I decided to use Mark Cuban's generic drug thing to do some comparisons. It wasn't perfect because they don't do an equivalent Ivermectin and for some tablets their minimum of 30 is way more than the couple you get in The Wellness Kit. Even so, for the 7 items I could price up the total (which is cost + 15% and a flat $5 per item pharmacy fee) was a grand total of 77 bucks vs $300 for the Wellness Kit.

 

[Peace Through Power]

The account is following some lawtubers and Dick, and a couple of random hoes. If anything, this convinces me this is actually Nick’s.

I think it's funny that he follows Jay "Drunk3po", because he is the one who made fun of Nick's shoulders on the geeks and gamers stream.

The shoulders are a real soft point for Rekieta. Both literally and figuratively. I realize that I didn't clip the shoulder cope from the drunk spreg stream. Here is the clip. It's from before the spergout starts.

 

[AnOminous]

There's some irony declaring with conviction that a Nick-centered 24/7 chat could never work inside of an ever-expanding 24/7 Balldoman thread. If one ignores the paywalled variable.

Well for one thing we have actual moderation and crazies shitting up the thread with nonstop retardation and ayylawwging actually get banned. It doesn't have to happen often, but you generally don't see incessant actionable death threats, rape threats, and batshit lunacy.

 

[Swole McPole]

How much of the "trad" lifestyle (living in the sticks and homeschooling 5 kids) was ever a sincere lifestyle choice for either of them and how much of it was just window dressing to appease their parents on either side?

Sure. I think these things are rarely 100% one way or the other though. There's generally a tension between the values you were raised with and the values the culture keeps desperately attempting to sell you. I don't believe Nick feels any loyalty to the values that he was raised with, but I suspect Kayla has always been torn between the two. A while ago, somebody posted her pinterest page and it was full of trad wife sentiments about pleasing a husband, raising a family, etc. It seems unlikely that she'd put that stuff on there for performative reasons. Those things have always been important to women.

Just going off his own words over the past year or so, I think the core of what's eating at him is he feels like the level of monetary success he's attained hasn't translated to the sort of validation/respect he wanted it to from anyone in his life.

And yet just a year or so ago, he must have felt he had all of that in his lap. Everybody loved him, he was the Pope of Lawtube and a heroic defender of freeze peach. Superchat money was raining over him like confetti, just for his blessing. Thousands of people paid money to join his Locals channel.

At that point, he must have felt close to having that respect and validation. That's surely why he felt entitled to ignore all the warnings as he started to piss it all away.

I'd just like to highlight this. We are accused of business interference and the evidence is ???? Not detailed at all. Nick Rekietas total sane and normal audience are calling for the murder of another human because people talked on the Internet.

You don't understand.

When Locals talks about murdering Josh, that's just jokes.
When people on Kiwifarms talks about Drex boning our wife while Nick serves the snacks, that's tortuous interference with Nick's business.

Josh needs to get in the shower and give Rekieta a two hour call about that murdering comment though.

"I don't want you to DO anything, Nick. I just want you to know, as a friend, that people in your locals channel are advocating for my murder."