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Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet
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That manpouch. He's fatter than I thought. No woman would ever dare wear a muffin topper like that. This is true male privilege. Fatty.
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So today we're going to be talking about helping making your production systems more reliable
So I presume many of you are here in this room because you care about operational excellence and you care about reliability
But let's be honest with ourselves for a second, how many of you in this room are on call right now? Some of you?
Yeah, because no-one else- right- if you're- some of the more senior engineers from your'n company and therefore you're sent to re:Invent and maybe the people who are not at re:Invent are not able to cover for you.
So, you're sitting here, you're on call, and you worry about-
You go to sleep, and what happens if the payer goes off at 2 a.m.?
What happens if, it goes from, you're peacefully sleeping, and then, DE-NE-NE-NE DE-NE-NE-NE.
That's the sound that fills every engineers heart with terror, right? Especially if it's at 2 a.m.
You should be lucky by the way, that I'm making that sound with my mouth and not with my cellphone, making the "hededede" sound, because I know that will- that scares everyone.
So, what I hope for all of you, is that you're able to walk away from this talk with a greater confidence in your own ability to solve problems, wether it be at 10 a.m. or at 2 a.m.
And also, to spread that level of expertise and knowledge across everyone on your team, so next re:Invent, you could make a resolution to not be on call while you're here. That's what I want for all of you.
So, we care about debugging as a critical requirement for running production services. It's not enough to [arch aheack] and design servicés on paper if they don't actually hold up and stay in production
We're actually able to smoothly roll out our software releases and ensure that our customers are having a high degree of user experience
So, when we're are talking about measuring customer experience, we're not just talking about uptime monitors and things staying- saying green or red. Right? What we care about is actual customer behavior
So, certainly it was the case, a long time ago, before the public cloud, in the early 2000's I was working as a game developer
And we had the game server. And we had the database server. And if both of them were pinging and accepting connections then service is healthy right? And if they were down all of our players were having a bad experience.
That doesn't really work today. Right? Because you're running large fleets, that are scaling - of EC2 of EKS - you're running systems where it makes sense, that sometimes - maybe you're using [eriduveyuspot], thigns are falling out and that's intented, everything is working normally.
So you no longer can rely on static definitions of up and down
and, Ideally we'd like to be more proactive than waiting for your VP of customer success or the CFO or the CEO to be ringing your phone and asking
What the heck is going on? Why are people flooding the call center with complaints?
So, how can we balance these two things? To measure the properties of our systems
Without the point of things getting so bad that customers are complaining
And it gets even more complicated, because we have to think about not just debugging problem we thought about in advance but debugging novel problems that we've never seen before
because we're all conscientious engineers right none of us goes to work every day and says i want to do a bad job today i want to write a bug thats going to go into production crash production right not a single of us wants that so by definition if something goes wrong in production its something thatwedidntanticipateinadvancewhichmeansweneedtobeabletofigureoutwhathappenedinproductionandbeabletoresolveitforcustomers
So I presume many of you are here in this room because you care about operational excellence and you care about reliability
But let's be honest with ourselves for a second, how many of you in this room are on call right now? Some of you?
Yeah, because no-one else- right- if you're- some of the more senior engineers from your'n company and therefore you're sent to re:Invent and maybe the people who are not at re:Invent are not able to cover for you.
So, you're sitting here, you're on call, and you worry about-
You go to sleep, and what happens if the payer goes off at 2 a.m.?
What happens if, it goes from, you're peacefully sleeping, and then, DE-NE-NE-NE DE-NE-NE-NE.
That's the sound that fills every engineers heart with terror, right? Especially if it's at 2 a.m.
You should be lucky by the way, that I'm making that sound with my mouth and not with my cellphone, making the "hededede" sound, because I know that will- that scares everyone.
So, what I hope for all of you, is that you're able to walk away from this talk with a greater confidence in your own ability to solve problems, wether it be at 10 a.m. or at 2 a.m.
And also, to spread that level of expertise and knowledge across everyone on your team, so next re:Invent, you could make a resolution to not be on call while you're here. That's what I want for all of you.
So, we care about debugging as a critical requirement for running production services. It's not enough to [arch aheack] and design servicés on paper if they don't actually hold up and stay in production
We're actually able to smoothly roll out our software releases and ensure that our customers are having a high degree of user experience
So, when we're are talking about measuring customer experience, we're not just talking about uptime monitors and things staying- saying green or red. Right? What we care about is actual customer behavior
So, certainly it was the case, a long time ago, before the public cloud, in the early 2000's I was working as a game developer
And we had the game server. And we had the database server. And if both of them were pinging and accepting connections then service is healthy right? And if they were down all of our players were having a bad experience.
That doesn't really work today. Right? Because you're running large fleets, that are scaling - of EC2 of EKS - you're running systems where it makes sense, that sometimes - maybe you're using [eriduveyuspot], thigns are falling out and that's intented, everything is working normally.
So you no longer can rely on static definitions of up and down
and, Ideally we'd like to be more proactive than waiting for your VP of customer success or the CFO or the CEO to be ringing your phone and asking
What the heck is going on? Why are people flooding the call center with complaints?
So, how can we balance these two things? To measure the properties of our systems
Without the point of things getting so bad that customers are complaining
And it gets even more complicated, because we have to think about not just debugging problem we thought about in advance but debugging novel problems that we've never seen before
because we're all conscientious engineers right none of us goes to work every day and says i want to do a bad job today i want to write a bug thats going to go into production crash production right not a single of us wants that so by definition if something goes wrong in production its something thatwedidntanticipateinadvancewhichmeansweneedtobeabletofigureoutwhathappenedinproductionandbeabletoresolveitforcustomers
I tried. That's three minutes of a 40 minute speech.
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Let's see how long before we'll reach 800 pages of consent accidents.
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I've already got an image queued up for 1,000
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Rewatching BEEF with my gang of droogs,
This is how an asian woman with a pronounced jawline really looks
And then we have Elliot
AHAH nowhere even fucking close. Elliot looks like if a disappointed asian father was outed for drag.
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Bravo Kojima !
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Even AI knows it’s a man lol.
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The AI Chong Dong pictures are just spectacular. fuck me, I cannot remember the last time I laughed this hard.
On a scale of 1 to 1000, how pissed off do you suppose Ching Pong is over his AI likeness? Is he on the verge of an aneurysm? Are his eyeballs dissolving faster? Does he have an ulcer yet?
On a scale of 1 to 1000, how pissed off do you suppose Ching Pong is over his AI likeness? Is he on the verge of an aneurysm? Are his eyeballs dissolving faster? Does he have an ulcer yet?
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Yes. I'm not trying to be mean, but when eyeballing their side profile's silhouettes alone, Eliot's just...
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He introduced himself 15 minutes into this thing:
You can basically just click randomly while paused and getfun shots libel:
"And so I consent accidented Joshua Connor Moon!"
You can basically just click randomly while paused and get
"And so I consent accidented Joshua Connor Moon!"
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Can't pass that up. Here's a still from "The_Consent_Accidenting_of_Joshua_Connor_Moon-POV-EMPRESS.mp4":
Edit - Shit, I forgot a pic from scene 2:
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When you hate kiwifarms so much they have the ability to make you not wear your favourite dress. so now you show up to a talk a as consent accident jumanji character.
Easiest way to get rid of the kiwifarms is to ignore your thread Elliot but considering we KNOW you read your thread:
I actually think you're a dangerous person who doesn't deserve the privilege of trying to destroy the internet because you self inserted yourself into the fray.
Using honeycomb.io for the gayops because random retards laugh at you is pathetic, you are pathetic and consent accident is just rape.
Commit sudoku!
Easiest way to get rid of the kiwifarms is to ignore your thread Elliot but considering we KNOW you read your thread:
I actually think you're a dangerous person who doesn't deserve the privilege of trying to destroy the internet because you self inserted yourself into the fray.
Using honeycomb.io for the gayops because random retards laugh at you is pathetic, you are pathetic and consent accident is just rape.
Commit sudoku!