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Sticky Vicky: Legendary Benidorm dancer dies aged 80​

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Vicky performed her final show in 2015
By Ian Murphy
BBC Newsbeat

An entertainer who built up a cult following in Benidorm has died at the age of 80.
Sticky Vicky had a legendary status among Brits travelling to the Spanish resort on holiday.
Her famous X-rated show ran for more than 30 years and she performed six shows a night for six days of the week at one stage.
The performer's daughter announced she had died early on Friday morning in a post on her official Facebook page.
"I can't believe it, she has gone surrounded by her family, with all our love," she said.
"I thank God for being able to always be by her side, I am left with a broken heart."
Sticky Vicky, whose real name was Victoria María Aragüés Gadea, started performing in Benidorm in the 1980s.

She quickly became one of the resort's best-known entertainers for her X-rated show - which involved her pulling different objects from her vagina, most famously ping pong balls.
It would always end with the lights going down before she produced a lit light bulb.

'Put Benidorm on the map'​

Vicky became legendary among British tourists and appeared in the ITV comedy show Benidorm, which often made reference to her.
Fin McGrath, from Nuneaton in Warwickshire described the show as "mind-boggling".
"You can't believe that you're actually watching that in front of your eyes. It's just out of this world," the 23-year-old told BBC Newsbeat.
"When you think about Benidorm, she's the main attraction to go out there."
Nicole Goulding, from Chester-le-Street in Durham, also said she made sure she saw Vicky when she went to the resort.
"I think she's like Mrs Benidorm. She's number one and her memory will not be forgotten," she said.
Vicky performed her final show in 2015 but her daughter María Gadea Aragüés has since taken over and performs under the same name.
There are more than 1,500 comments on her Facebook post, with people paying tribute and one saying her mother "put Benidorm on the map".

My first thread, I hope I did it correctly.

[My comments] - It's shocking to see the bolded on a BBC news article. 20 years ago they would have discussed something so vulgar.

 

[TerrifyingPterodactyl]

"I can't believe it, she has gone surrounded by her family, with all our love," she said.

I realize what she meant but it makes it sound like she was surprised her mom was surrounded by her loved ones rather than dying while doing some nasty show.

 

[Vesperus]

I could have lived without knowing about this.
In fact, I wish I was doing.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

She started doing the shows in her 40s and continued into her early 70s. I mean credit where credit is due, most ex-whores just become fat dole scum.

I guess the only bad part is she didn't die doing what she loved, shooting shit out of her vagina.

 

[Catgirl Enthusiast]

Ok so math. Her last show was eight years ago. She was 72. She had been performing for more than thirty years. We will just simplify it to thirty. She was 42 at the beginning of her "career."

Vicky became legendary among British tourists

Hmmm.

I guess British men like wrinkly old snatch? Have you seen what 20 year old Tai bitches will do?

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

A life time of cunning stunts from an absolutely stunning


Lady

 

[Jason Wynn]

Geriatric woman best known for pulling toys out of her fish flaps has died.

Chris Chan on suicide watch.

 

[Kulee Baba]

So do all women have the ability shoot ping pong balls outta their cooch? Or is that like a muscle one would have to strengthen via exercise?

I’ve never seen a vagina and I don’t wanna ask my mommy so please someone let me know.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

For a moment I thought the thread was about the Shamwow Guy.
I'm glad it's not.
I could definitely do without knowing that this spaniard vagician existed, however.

 

[Fareal]

Ok so math. Her last show was eight years ago. She was 72. She had been performing for more than thirty years. We will just simplify it to thirty. She was 42 at the beginning of her "career."

Vicky became legendary among British tourists

Hmmm.

I guess British men like wrinkly old snatch? Have you seen what 20 year old Tai bitches will do?

It was at least half women at her shows. It was a cabaret act.

 

[RACISM]

So do all women have the ability shoot ping pong balls outta their cooch? Or is that like a muscle one would have to strengthen via exercise?

I’ve never seen a vagina and I don’t wanna ask my mommy so please someone let me know.

No.
I remember a girl saying "I could fucking do that" after seeing the ping pong joke scene in South Park The Movie. I called her bluff because I knew she had a roll on deodorant in the bathroom. The ball in those is a ping pong ball. Quick stamp on it and the ball was free and handed to her to prove to me she could.

She could not. In fact it got stuck up her for about an hour while she became frantic thinking she was going to have to have a hospital visit. Every time we tried to get it out it spun round like a ball bearing. She was so scared about being one of those hospital stories and was super mad at me pissing myself laughing. It was so funny I could barely talk. Eventually she had to jump up and down on the spot, stamping her feet while her legs were wide like the tard wife meme.


I could barely breathe with laughter. Eventually it popped out.

Anyway turns out it is actually a highly skilled act. Not every woman can do it.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

No.
I remember a girl saying "I could fucking do that" after seeing the ping pong joke scene in South Park The Movie. I called her bluff because I knew she had a roll on deodorant in the bathroom. The ball in those is a ping pong ball. Quick stamp on it and the ball was free and handed to her to prove to me she could.

She could not. In fact it got stuck up her for about an hour while she became frantic thinking she was going to have to have a hospital visit. Every time we tried to get it out it spun round like a ball bearing. She was so scared about being one of those hospital stories and was super mad at me pissing myself laughing. It was so funny I could barely talk. Eventually she had to jump up and down on the spot, stamping her feet while her legs were wide like the tard wife meme.
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I could barely breathe with laughter. Eventually it popped out.

Anyway turns out it is actually a highly skilled act. Not every woman can do it.

That gave me the biggest laugh I've had in weeks, thank you Sir! May your seed be fruitful in the belly of your woman.

 

[RACISM]

That gave me the biggest laugh I've had in weeks, thank you Sir! May your seed be fruitful in the belly of your woman.

It was possibly the funniest piece of slapstick I've ever seen in real life. At one point I was literally on the floor from laughing while she got madder and madder at me.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

I unironically saw a Sticky Vicky show in Benidorm with my grandad when i was like 15.

 

[RACISM]

I unironically saw a Sticky Vicky show in Benidorm with my grandad when i was like 15.

Give us the full rundown.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Wait, she produced a lit bulb from her chonch? How is that even possible? Was there an extension cord up her ass?

 

[RACISM]

Wait, she produced a lit bulb from her chonch? How is that even possible? Was there an extension cord up her ass?

The battery is shoved a bit further up, or there are magicians light bulbs with built in batteries.

 

[Burd Turglar]

The battery is shoved a bit further up, or there are magicians light bulbs with built in batteries.

I like to think of it as a bit of a Shrödinger's snooch.

 

[roo farmer]

No.
I remember a girl saying "I could fucking do that" after seeing the ping pong joke scene in South Park The Movie. I called her bluff because I knew she had a roll on deodorant in the bathroom. The ball in those is a ping pong ball. Quick stamp on it and the ball was free and handed to her to prove to me she could.

She could not. In fact it got stuck up her for about an hour while she became frantic thinking she was going to have to have a hospital visit. Every time we tried to get it out it spun round like a ball bearing. She was so scared about being one of those hospital stories and was super mad at me pissing myself laughing. It was so funny I could barely talk. Eventually she had to jump up and down on the spot, stamping her feet while her legs were wide like the tard wife meme.
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I could barely breathe with laughter. Eventually it popped out.

Anyway turns out it is actually a highly skilled act. Not every woman can do it.

Did it, erm, deodorize the fish market? Good thing it wasn't antipersperant.

 

[RACISM]

Did it, erm, deodorize the fish market? Good thing it wasn't antipersperant.

Not something I checked at the time, I was too busy laughing. Also I was in the doghouse for a couple of days because of the laughing.