Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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Oh my god, she's fallen for it. She really thinks she's gonna be a top seller and earn serious money. I'm stoked. Can't wait til she starts turning her streams into clumsy infomercials.
 
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Oh my god, she's fallen for it. She really thinks she's gonna be a top seller and earn serious money. I'm stoked. Can't wait til she starts turning her streams into clumsy infomercials.
Yes! I can totally envisage crowds of people willing to buy mitochondria-protecting and longevity-inducing dietary supplements from a... diabetic deathfat.
Brilliant, genius business acumen. What a power couple!
:gunt: + 🥗 = MLM
LOL
 
Fuckery is afoot........

Is it just me, or did anyone else wonder about Chinny's feet in her last weigh-in? I mean, funny looking feet, for sure, but are they even hers?

Compare this pic from a couple of days ago, to a weigh in she did back in June. Anyone notice the difference? Does fat curve your feet inward?

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Thhose are her clubbed funcle feet. THey are even splayed worse now that she's even heavier and her left foot is more swolen. You can tell they are the same by the widths (how many diamonds across they are) and also wher they hit on the scale. She stands with her heels pretty far back on the scale so she can get a picture of the display around her stomach. Now that she's even bigger than in June she has to stand a little further back..

This off center loading and the sensors being on three different tiles would cause the reading to be funky. Notice she has extremely large format tiles yet doesnt put the scale entirely on one tile. Even with my houses good build quality the tiles arent perfectly level from one another and we know Kuwaits build quality is atrocious. She positions the scale on a few different tiles until she gets the reading she wants. If you have one of these cheap glass top digital scales try it for yourself. Each foot of the scale is a sensor and the computer does a little math combining all 4 sensors readings into a total weight. The math used isnt as intuitive as just "add up all 4". I can get my scale to go from being almost exact what the doctors says (by putting it all on one tile) or i can get it to read around 20-30 pounds lower if i load it up unevenly.

Salah would have his toes up around the display cus his feet are much larger.

As stated above these digital scales are cheap, yet usually effective when used within their range. They have 4 sensors, one on each foot, that do the weigh in. In production measurements, labs etc its generally known that weight scales are the most accurate in their middle range and the least accurate in their low and high extremes. SO if you were weighing ingredients for a bakery production line, and you needed to weight 100kg at a time, you'd want a scale rated between 50-200kg or so. So your ideal is in the mid range where the scale is most accurate. You wouldnt want to run this production line on a scale with a top range of 120kg, or a bottom range of 90 kg either. It might work, it wont be as accurate long term.

These 4 weight sensors are measured and combined by the logic onboard to calculate the total weight. Depending on the maker its either a total of all 4, or some calculated average of the 4. Some take the measurements one at a time store that measuremen into memory and grab the next one and then add them up, some can sample all at once. Its why the scale makes you sit still for a second and then it blinks before giving you its final calculated total. This can be skewed by moving around "just right" or having the sensor mis calibrated or on an uneven surface. It might be expecting all 4 sensors to always read the same and if one is wildly different it just gives you the average of 3/4 to account for wierdness.
The most likely wonkiness of Chantals scale is that of its qualified capacity. Its capable of 400 ish pounds/180 kg capacity (the images are blurry if i have that number wrong just correct the calculations etc). That means the sensors each have a max capacity of 100 pounds/ 45kg. These sensors can only measure that much and when overloaded really do wierd things depending on the error state of the computer. But assume it'll read 100lb/45kg and "peg out" not capable of reading any more. By mis-loading the scale, Chantal is maxing out some of the censors. By putting her weight on the very back of the scale on her heels, and having it setting on uneven surfaces, she could be putting 120-140 pounds on ONE sensor. That would be 20-40 pounds not counted. So if Chantal weights 420 pounds, and puts 60% of her weight on the back two sensors, she now weighs 380 pounds. This can be very reproducible at home by just moving the scale around a few tiles and standing on her heels.

Chantals Total Assumed weight: 420 pounds 190 kg

Top Left Sensor: 80 pounds /36 kg
Top Right Sensor: 67 pounds / 30 kg
Bottom Left Sensor :140 pounds/ 63 kg CAN ONLY READ 100 pounds /45 kg
Bottom Right Sensor: 133 pounds / 60 kg CAN ONLY READ 100 pounds /45 kg

Total weight on the scale: 420 Pounds /190kg
Total weight READ by the scale: 326 pounds / 147 kg
 
didn’t think it had anything to do with the car business; no reason for her to attend seminars for any such job he would have.

This sounds like it’s right up her alley, if AIM or something similar is the MLM in question. She can claim her wonderful complexion is due to RestorLyf or some of the other sketchy products she’s going to claim to have been using for some weeks or months.

She’s been teasing prospective employment for some time now and deluded enough to think her VIBs and other viewers will send lots of money for dubious products and they can do their own couples’ infomercials!

“Babe, I buy you this gas station rose because your skin is shiny now babe and not from grease, Babe.”

He can one handedly do the background music while she blushingly thanks him in her baby soft, low BMI, toddler voice.

Now excuse me while I go hurl.
 
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Even more than a potato in a wig, she genuinely looks like the Taylor Swift Halloween pumpkin in this picture:
The pumpkin has more convincing hair, oddly enough.

She really thinks she's gonna be a top seller and earn serious money. I'm stoked.
Yes, because a woman who's colon has all the alacrity of Manhattan during rush hour is a big believer in 'Motion'.

I'm sure we'll all put our doubts aside once their website's finished. In fact, I'm not 100% convinced I haven't already been charged for something.

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Chins is too lazy to make an MLM work for her. History shows:
  • She was fired from a telemarketing job for non-performance. (She got lucky once by selling a lonely old lady encyclopedias, but that was the extent of her "success.")
  • She said she was helping Smee out by promoting Teami on her channel back in the Bibi era. She mentioned it in two or three videos. Period. At least Simply Sara was on top of her Tupperware game.
  • All she had to do with the Coldest Water Bottle was to have it displayed on camera. She complained about THAT being a hassle (before they dropped her after a bunch of complaints were filed that she was a shitty example of a brand ambassador).
  • She couldn't even do a decent job at promoting the "perfume business" that she invested heavily in and that her "husband" co-owned. We haven't heard a word about it in several months.
I hope she has to pony up a significant startup fee, though.
 
The start up fee, converting from Filipino pesos to USD, is roughly $125.

Cheap by any standards but I’m not sure what you get for that. Looking now.

ETA: vague promises of a starter pack of unspecified products worth more than the the start up fee. It then switches to heavy shilling to start your own down lines with high speed, almost inexplicable math.

MLM alchemy… lots of something from nothing.
 
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Salah is the most concentrated collection of scams in a human form I've ever seen. Romance scam, immigration scam, fake designer clothes, Chinese SUVs, MLMs, a pretend partnership in a scam perfume business, stealing game footage, a speculated food stamps scam, buying youtube subs for his channel, a pretend piano play, loophole marriages... it's almost too much even for the average ME douchebag.
 
Oh, god, an MLM arc—I didn't see this coming, but these two are so stupid, lazy, and desperate for money, I should have.

From the front page of AIM Global's website, the first thing I saw:

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"Turning ordinary people into extraordinary millionaires" is pure idiot bait. They want stupid, gullible, greedy people to sign up, because those are the ones they can manipulate. The very first thing you see is not their products, because those aren't important, and are just a means to an end—which is separating suckers from their money with the promise of becoming a millionaire.

I hear the greasy little underpowered wheels turning in Chantal's mind—"We join AIM Global, we become millionaires, I can pay off everybody back in Canada so I can sponsor Salah, and I get to beeze again. Oh, and Nadar will wish he had stuck with me."

The people who become millionaires with an MLM are the company founder, and the people who are so charismatic, likeable, and persuasive they can build a niche for themselves by hosting motivational "success" seminars (which they get paid to give, and also lets them expand their downline). That's it. Everybody else destroys all of their relationships with friends and family by doggedly shilling the products, inviting them to fake parties that are just platforms for shilling the products, and trying to enlist new suckers to be their downlines by going on and on about how it's totally a legit business.

Neither Salah nor Chantal are remotely capable of selling anybody anything. They can't even sell us on themselves as a loving couple with a totally valid marriage that happened when they say it did, FFS. So, through investing in this opportunity, their financial ruin will be complete, inshallah.
 
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Oh my god, she's fallen for it. She really thinks she's gonna be a top seller and earn serious money. I'm stoked. Can't wait til she starts turning her streams into clumsy infomercials.

So... A sandy Simply Sara, but WAY LESS entertaining...

Fuck me,,,

And there's no Betty ambulating aimlessly in the background.
 
I didn't see an MLM arc coming, and honestly we should have. She's the PERFECT candidate for these things, as is Sally. People who buy in (literally) to these things always have a "I shouldn't have to do 'normie' work like retail or office jobs, I'm so above all that" attitude and they also usually think they're smarter than other people because THEY are gonna get rich being their own hashtag bossbabe (in Chantal's case, hashbrown bossbabe).

Chinny is the PERFECT mark for this stuff. If she hadn't lucked into an audience, I could have seen her being one of those ultra annoying Lularoe women walking around in the ugliest dresses/leggings known to mankind while claiming to make six figures a year (before you subtract what was put into the "job")

It's honestly astonishing to me that in the Year Of Our Jersh 2023 there still exist people who think "oh yeah SOME MLMs are bad, but not THIS one. THIS one will make me rich!"

A fool and their money are always soon parted.
 
Well, for once, Chins was right: this is an unexpected arc.

Salad and Cutie have leapt, funcle-feet first, into an MLM! Despite all of the information about MLMs available, and the failure of revert Mariam to understand how contrary to alleged islamic monetary principles this runs, they have decided to bravely forge ahead with this insanity. If she is low on cash now, just wait until she's forking over those shekels to "build her downline".

Hell, this may even redeem the endlessly boring land-of-sand saga and take her from regular destitute to shallow grave destitute! :optimistic:
 
I could have seen her being one of those ultra annoying Lularoe women walking around in the ugliest dresses/leggings known to mankind while claiming to make six figures a year (before you subtract what was put into the "job")

Lularoe couldn't look any worse on her than her Muslima cosplay, especially if she managed to get some sweet vintage "Turdma" gear.
 
Gunt was  fired laid off from ALL of her jobs, so she says. Her doing an MLM is like a quadriplegic trying to sell exercise equipment. As @TrainWreckSpotter mentioned, she had to put the Coldest Water Bottle - possibly the easiest and most popular ambassador job on YouTube - display them in her videos and she couldn't even be assed to do that.

This will be most likely be just like her Temu shit she and the brown frog-faced retard tried to sell on that scammer website. It won't even get off the ground, much like her 'beetus legs.

Salad might go for the "I'm retard living with fat pregnant wife please buy product" angle. I absolutely love when Gunt tells on herself. "So what if people join MLMs? Why do you guys care if I smoked or not? What's wrong with people taking edibles? It's not a big deal goise!"

When you have to over-explain Gunt, you're lying. I know she can't help herself but just imagine if she was in an interrogation room. It would be the fastest arrest in history. "So what if I had blood on my abaya, not like everyone else doesn't! Are you saying because my fingerprints were on the knife is because I'm fat-tah!?".

All in all, this will fail horribly and I'm here for it.
 
Watching Ben Hur for the hundredth time and during the intermission, innocently typed “AIM Global consumer complaints” into the search bar.

My, oh my…

Pyramid scheme accusations from all across the Solomon Islands and that part of the globe. Many investigations and as is typical, the money is made through down line commissions and not sales of the product.

That dries up at about the same rate members burn through friends.

Added fun; those running the company in Uganda a few years back were rounded up and charged with human trafficking.

I’m about to start looking for actual product reviews. So far I have seen very little mention of those.

PL: I am an ultra cheap bitch and I can’t imagine paying MLM prices for anything and from what I’ve seen, the products are ‘worth’ about 10% of what idiot consumers pay… if that.
 
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Oh my god, she's fallen for it. She really thinks she's gonna be a top seller and earn serious money. I'm stoked. Can't wait til she starts turning her streams into clumsy infomercials.
Why are we surprised that Chantal will fall for a dubious MLM scam after moving to Kuwait to meet an available Syrian bachelor ready to marry her? I am surprised that she had not fallen for it before. I wonder if there will be any kind of food at the indoctrination information seminar. I am sure that her willpower will protect her in not partaking. I wonder if beezer vitamins will be available soon.
 
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