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NanoKnight said:
Can we stop saying the comcast guy was "sabotaging his career", they were a minimum wage phone jockey. I'd hardly call that a career.
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By that logic every high schooler would raise hell right before they quit their summer job at McShits or Walmart. After all it’s just some dead end min wage spot right? But most of them don’t because they’re not short sighted retards and know that any experience working puts them ahead of the competition for their next (and better paying) job. This genius pretty much threw all of his time at comcast away that he could’ve cited to fuck with Phil, and bouncing around min wage jobs is in fact still a career.
 
Soylent Dora said:
I was watching a South Park episode last night (Cash for Gold S16.E2). Brief summary, fake jewelry sellers taking advantage of old people on Medicare. I really don't see Phil as different.
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That's the QVC episode, so that really is Phil's mom.

And then Piece of Peace is the jerk that repeatedly calls in telling them to kill themselves.
 
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NanoKnight said:
Can we stop saying the comcast guy was "sabotaging his career", they were a minimum wage phone jockey. I'd hardly call that a career.
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Sure, lemme say it like this then. The comcast guy sabotaged his ability to make another dollar in ANY career for a long time.

Look, it's one thing to spit in someone's food, and it's something different to record yourself doing it then posting it online. One is an act of hatred (deranged or not) which makes you an asshole, the other is a means to cause drama for attention which makes you a faggot.
 
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Fapcop said:
Remember:

Ethan Ralph being physically assaulted by some weirdo? Ahahah! Just deserts! Well deserved, clearly deserving of a front page post!

DSP losing a stream and having his bill be paid prematurely? Why, that’s breaking the law! How dare those weirdos laugh at that, and ruin the farms good name?!

Sound good?
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Why is it you can never argue a point without shifting to whataboutism?
What about Ethan ralph? I think what happened to him is shitty to. Oh wait! Now I'm moral fagging and concern trolling because I dont think he should have been stalked and beat up.
And then if those options are exhausted you say how "yeah it was a crime but there's other crimes that are worse". Well no shit, you absolutely genius. I guess its fine for me to assault people and steal low amounts of money since murder and grand larceny exist.
 
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Manimal House said:
Sure, lemme say it like this then. The comcast guy sabotaged his ability to make another dollar in ANY career for a long time.
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This is unlikely, honestly. Comcast will shit can him, obviously, but I doubt they'll blackball the guy or take him to court unless Dave puts the screws to Comcast. If they're smart, they'll take the gap in their resume and come up with a believable lie and I hope (🌈) they learn from this and don't fuck with peoples account with whatever low-level support job they get next.
 
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JimiHendrix said:
so committing a crime is okay if they were asking for it.
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You're so mad and desperate for a gotcha that you don't remember we literally have video of the incident. Ralph squared up to the brits and started insulting them. It could easily be argued they were defending themselves, since they were doing nothing and showed no signs of doing anything before Ralph walked up to them. Who threw the first punch was not captured on video. The last time DSP walked up to anyone, it was to play a hilariously broken port of SF2 at some dumb ass tournament that nobody cares about.
Also, the brits never posted here for attention. People posted the clip of their streams for them. If you can't see the difference, then you truly are a low IQ nigger and you really should go commit crimes against white women so we can sentence you.

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Brownshirt Freshman said:
Phil gets fucked with significantly less than any of the other major cows. And when it does happen this forum gets flooded with obnoxious people from community happenings that claim this forum is publicly recruiting for various illegal activities when that doesn't actually happen at all.
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I feel like this is missing the point, especially now. Big government and big tech have both proven that they will not follow the letter of the law where this site is concerned. Hurricane Electric has intervened in Washington state to disrupt KF's legal and protected business with a smaller ISP who deals with HE and KF. Washington state attorney general refuses to press charges against HE to enforce net neutrality law and protect KF. Given this, why would you ever consider anything less than total disavowal for criminals posting evidence of their crimes here? Or more selfishly, just look at it as something that will take away your funnyman site so you won't get to laugh anymore.
 
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All I'm gonna say is if you think minimum wage phone monkey for an ISP is a "career" you need to re-evaluate the difference between a career and a job to buy cheese and pay rent.

Aim high fellas.
 
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NanoKnight said:
All I'm gonna say is if you think minimum wage phone monkey for an ISP is a "career" you need to re-evaluate the difference between a career and a job to buy cheese and pay rent.

Aim high fellas.
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I think you missed the several examples of people saying a "career" extends beyond this one job. If he fucks up hard enough it will impact his career in the future, meaning x amount of jobs or employment.
 
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Wow they got a new member
 
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DerichLovesSSI said:
In my faggy opinion if we’re on a site that gives asspats to The Man in the Pickle Suit we should also be able to laugh when some retard touches the poo regardless of the outcome.
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The man in the pickle suit stood on the other side of the road and looked at Chris. He didn’t use his position at the electric company to turn 14BC’s power on and off.

The better comparison would be bluespike. Oh hey guess what everyone thought he went too far. The idea guys stealing money? Null filed a police report in an effort to get them arrested for their crimes. Janke got an entire sub forum for what she did. Dsp alogs are extremely unique in that they almost never get the pushback almost every other alog gets across the site.

I don’t know why or how but people have developed some sort of sunk cost fallacy when it comes to Dsp. For the ones that do the clipping they assumed Dsp was gonna be the next Chris Chan or something and they would be YouTube rich if they devoted their entire channel to him. Guess what nearly a decade later and they still have to latch themselves to a schmuck who makes no money in order to make anything. That’s why they have to clip the boring stuff that every other channel would trim off. Compare an Elissa clip of Rekieta to your average Dsp clipper who has been doing this for a decade. One of them is way more content loaded than the other.

For the alogs they felt they had the next big cow and were going to be internet famous. Unfortunately for them Dsp is boring and milquetoast at best. Now after watching for a decade the only recourse for wasting a fraction of their life is to see him dead or suffering.

Just grow up and move on.
 
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R00T said:
The man in the pickle suit stood on the other side of the road and looked at Chris. He didn’t use his position at the electric company to turn 14BC’s power on and off.
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Maybe my lore is wrong but to my knowledge he did some gay ops in the realm of “stealing” Chris’ girlfriend (in actuality his cousin or sister or something) at the mall, and then later became one of the troll shields.
I’m not equating that with dicking with Phil’s wifi but it’s more pozloading my negholep than what you’re saying.
 
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DerichLovesSSI said:
Maybe my lore is wrong but to my knowledge he did some gay ops in the realm of “stealing” Chris’ girlfriend (in actuality his cousin or sister or something) at the mall, and then later became one of the troll shields.
I’m not equating that with dicking with Phil’s wifi but it’s more pozloading my negholep than what you’re saying.
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you could just ask @Marvin himself, but again this is just a false equivalency. Marvin didn't do something that could actively fuck up chris's life. You can joke "oh he only paid dsp's bill what's the big deal?" you don't know if that could've caused an overdraft at the bank and further problems for dsp. A man showing up at the food court and stealing a girl from Chris for like at that point the 3rd or 4th time (it wasn't the first time chris got duped by a woman and would not be the last) isn't even on the same level.
 
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DerichLovesSSI said:
Maybe my lore is wrong but to my knowledge he did some gay ops in the realm of “stealing” Chris’ girlfriend (in actuality his cousin or sister or something) at the mall, and then later became one of the troll shields.
I’m not equating that with dicking with Phil’s wifi but it’s more pozloading my negholep than what you’re saying.
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Emily was also a troll in on the act, not a relative, and wasn't really involved with Chris at all after the one date that I remember. The reasons Marvin was given a pass were that this event was way before the Farm's current established rules on trolling, Marvin didn't actually break the law, and it was genuinely funny at the end of the day since Chris bought into the idea that an obviously fictional character was not only real but also just stole his date.
 
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