Is the Ball Gasm Real?

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I've heard the scrotum is sensitive but no where near sensitive to ptoduce an orgasm in the balls.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Imagine someone fondling your ovaries, that will give you a vague idea of what it would be like.

Lol, you've never had cramps or Mittelschmerz. Objectively, men can avoid trauma to the balls. Women cannot avoid reproductive pain. Imagine if you got a cramp in your balls during spermatogenisis. That's millions of sperm pain over a 48 hr period. Now, imagine your prostate cramping anywhere from 3 to 10 days once a month, then skeeting giant blood clots through your cock.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Lol, you've never had cramps or Mittelschmerz. Objectively, men can avoid trauma to the balls. Women cannot avoid reproductive pain. Imagine if you got a cramp in your balls during spermatogenisis. That's millions of sperm pain over a 48 hr period. Now, imagine your prostate cramping anywhere from 3 to 10 days once a month, then skeeting giant blood clots through your cock.

That feels good though

 

[DankSmoker]

Lol, you've never had cramps or Mittelschmerz. Objectively, men can avoid trauma to the balls. Women cannot avoid reproductive pain. Imagine if you got a cramp in your balls during spermatogenisis. That's millions of sperm pain over a 48 hr period. Now, imagine your prostate cramping anywhere from 3 to 10 days once a month, then skeeting giant blood clots through your cock.

My sperms are my friends and would never conspire against me like that. Feels good, man.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Lol, you've never had cramps or Mittelschmerz. Objectively, men can avoid trauma to the balls. Women cannot avoid reproductive pain. Imagine if you got a cramp in your balls during spermatogenisis. That's millions of sperm pain over a 48 hr period. Now, imagine your prostate cramping anywhere from 3 to 10 days once a month, then skeeting giant blood clots through your cock.

That is a bit optimistic of you in regards to the ovaries. I mean no man can kick us in the clam or gut and get the same reaction we would out of a man being kicked in the nuts.

As for menstrual pains, men really have no frame of reference about this either because it can go right into your back and be debilitating. I don't think most men have any idea what it is to bleed out for 5-X days at a time and be in crippling pain sometimes. I agree with you there.

I don't care if you are a Christfag or not, but Jesus acknowledged the pain of women and why I always try grab the priest's cloak after the homily in the Byzantine Rite.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

That is a bit optimistic of you in regards to the ovaries. I mean no man can kick us in the clam or gut and get the same reaction we would out of a man being kicked in the nuts.

As for menstrual pains, men really have no frame of reference about this either because it can go right into your back and be debilitating. I don't think most men have any idea what it is to bleed out for 5-X days at a time and be in crippling pain sometimes. I agree with you there.

Menstrual pains aren’t real.

 

[generic sauce]

Menstrual pains aren’t real.

Literal feminist propaganda to sell more icecream

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Menstrual pains aren’t real.

K then men experience no pain being hit in the balls. Be right over with a sledgehammer.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

K then men experience no pain being hit in the balls. Be right over with a sledgehammer.

I’ll be awaiting you dommy mommy

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

K then men experience no pain being hit in the balls. Be right over with a sledgehammer.

Better yet. Get the 7 inch stilletos. The grape stomper model should be ideal. They're stain proof.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Better yet. Get the 7 inch stilletos. The grape stomper model should be ideal. They're stain proof.

You won’t even be able to find where my balls are. They are in a peculiar location.

 

[DankSmoker]

I think this is a false equivalence, I've seen women recoil in pain after a catfight ends with one punching the other in the titty.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I think this is a false equivalence, I've seen women recoil in pain after a catfight ends with one punching the other in the titty.

Eh, I think that is more shame than anything else. Breastfeeding is the real torture. A lot of other things tits can take fine.

 

[DankSmoker]

Eh, I think that is more shame than anything else. Breastfeeding is the real torture. A lot of other things tits can take fine.

So the hair pulling and scratching is less shameful? This is a strange code of conduct.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

So the hair pulling and scratching is less shameful? This is a strange code of conduct.

Yes, especially if we pull some retard's weave off. I mean no woman aims for the tits in a physical fight with another woman. We seek to demoralize her in other ways. Usually physical fighting among women is a last resort option. We are very cruel to each other in ways that don't involve blows.

 

[SandyCat]

Lol, you've never had cramps or Mittelschmerz. Objectively, men can avoid trauma to the balls. Women cannot avoid reproductive pain. Imagine if you got a cramp in your balls during spermatogenisis. That's millions of sperm pain over a 48 hr period. Now, imagine your prostate cramping anywhere from 3 to 10 days once a month, then skeeting giant blood clots through your cock.

I wasn't implying we had it worse, it's just the best example I could think of. Then I realized its a retarded example

More importantly why am I arguing about balls on the internet? What went wrong in my life to lead me to this moment?

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

One thing women will never enjoy is getting hit in the balls and having that moment where the pain doesn't register right away. You start to think "wow, I'm okay" and then the pain creeps up and you're on your knees punching the ground.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Eh, I think that is more shame than anything else. Breastfeeding is the real torture. A lot of other things tits can take fine.

*Ahem* men breastfeed too

 

[vomitusdeux]

Yes, especially if we pull some retard's weave off. I mean no woman aims for the tits in a physical fight with another woman. We seek to demoralize her in other ways. Usually physical fighting among women is a last resort option. We are very cruel to each other in ways that don't involve blows.

That's why they never see it coming when you don't take out your hoop earrings first

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I've never like my balls being played with, it's uncomfortable. I have no idea how the balldo is supposed to feel good, that thing looks really painful.

 

[DankSmoker]

Getting back on the topic of testicles, I just remembered the ball hammock underwear that I've seen advertisements for. When I picture a hammock I think of unbridled bliss, on what gay earth would stuffing your balls in a pocket offer you comfort?