Where are all the KiwiFarms Muslims - Why are you nerds in hiding

[AgendaPoster]

Where are all the Salafis, Wahabbis, Deobandis?
Where are you, oh, proud Arabs?
Every other group here politispergs 24/7
What's keeping you from waging jihad against the kaffir (in the spiritual Minecraft way, OBVIOUSLY)
I am very disappoint in you guys. You deserve to be ruled by an Albanian caliph for your recent disappearing act.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Allahu -ACK! …bar

 

[The Backwards Man]

They're busy raping 9 year olds.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I wonder what happened to the weird group of Discord Muslims who tried to convert Chris post-Barbening?

 

[draggs]

YOU WILL SPEAK WITH RESPECT BY ALLAH OR I SWEAR I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY SHOE

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Good question. I need them to make me some falafel.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Good question. I need them to make me some falafel.

I’ll be sure to make enough for both you and Bargain Junior

 

[dick brain]

Salafis

Is that made up?

Wahabbis

That sounds made up.

Deobandis

That's a fucking jojo character, fuck outta here

 

[AgendaPoster]

Is that made up?

That sounds made up.

That's a fucking jojo character, fuck outta here

That's as real as it gets.
ALSO:

YOU WILL SPEAK WITH RESPECT BY ALLAH OR I SWEAR I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY SHOE

 

[vomitusdeux]

Do you think chantal became islamic because she thought she heard allahu snackbar?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Do you think chantal became islamic because she thought she heard allahu snackbar?

I think she did it because then it is socially acceptable to just wear tarps.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I think she did it because then it is socially acceptable to just wear tarps.

Do you think she saw "allahu snack bar" and "free tarps for women" and just signed the fuck up?

 

[Islamic Jihad Rocket]

Allah blesses you.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Allah blesses you.

Masha'allah
Proud Persians and Shia, even Sufis, will also do.
Especially in these blasted times.

 

[draggs]

Allah blesses you.

With an unquenchable thirst for 9 year old girls (and boys!). And camels. And goats.

Very inclusive. It's halal!

 

[not william stenchever]

I feel like a lot of you missed the part of the terms of service where you have to convert to Islam before signing up for an account here.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Every other group here politispergs 24/7

I think Muslims are probably out doing actual politisperging IRL (aka knifing people and having children) as opposed to other groups that just waste their own time online

 

[AgendaPoster]

I feel like a lot of you missed the part of the terms of service where you have to convert to Islam before signing up for an account here.

Yeah but which version?
I don't want those faggy Ahmadi and Baha'i peacenik Sufi whatever types normalized
A retvrn to tradition is required.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

In Gaza, I hope!
That's probably the last time anyone will be using "Gaza" and "hope" in the same sentence

 

[AgendaPoster]

In Gaza, I hope!
That's probably the last time anyone will be using "Gaza" and "hope" in the same sentence

We need regiments in Jordan, Egypt and Lebanon too!
Don't underestimate how devious the enemy is!