Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[TokiBun]

I don't know what their problem is. It seems like they started accusing a lot of users of being on KF and messing with Pixy. Which is funny when you also see all the post of people saying they've talked to her on messenger. What's got them so worked up.

Yeah I don’t get that. Lolcow is full of way more cow tippers than KF is. Anyone stupid enough to admit to baiting Pixy on the farms gets chewed out. Unlike Lolcow where you’re barely mocked for being a total ween.

 

[athousandrustynails]

Also, Lolcow thinks the cowtipper is among us.

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I really don't think so. I mean just look at that site. There's a reason why practically every thread is loaded with red text mod warnings and bans. I will never likely post there again as it's changed so much. But I do lurk nightly for milk and lolz and damn, there's a ton of 'tism there. Way more than KF.

Lmfao I seen this too. I lurk for some cows on there but my god the women that use that site have serious issues with paranoia. LCF in general is an absolute nightmare.

 

[Vampirella]

Yeah I don’t get that. Lolcow is full of way more cow tippers than KF is. Anyone stupid enough to admit to baiting Pixy on the farms gets chewed out. Unlike Lolcow where you’re barely mocked for being a total ween.

Well, when they're too stupid to cover up their PFP and expose that they've been interacting and apparently buying stuff from Pixy, I don't know what to think.


Seems like Pixy is having some eye troubles. She says she was tested for diabetes, but we don't know how long ago that was. Also no cowtipper, Pixy isn't healthy physically or mentally. She's dirty, she's nasty, she's got UTIs all the time and untreated STDS, and that's on top of her aging, being over weight and out of shape.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Well, when they're too stupid to cover up their PFP and expose that they've been interacting and apparently buying stuff from Pixy, I don't know what to think.

Those people are just retarded but think they're being Le Epic Troll by poking the bear once in a while.

Seems like Pixy is having some eye troubles. She says she was tested for diabetes, but we don't know how long ago that was. Also no cowtipper, Pixy isn't healthy physically or mentally. She's dirty, she's nasty, she's got UTIs all the time and untreated STDS, and that's on top of her aging, being over weight and out of shape.

Don't forget her tummy hurts really really bad!

Eyesight gets worse with age. This isn't anything new. Most people will start to need reading glasses around 40 anyway. Then will stubbornly refuse to actually use them until they have no choice. But beyond that Pixy is a mess both physically and mentally. I don't think anybody can say otherwise.

 

[Sergegambino]

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Well, when they're too stupid to cover up their PFP and expose that they've been interacting and apparently buying stuff from Pixy, I don't know what to think.

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Seems like Pixy is having some eye troubles. She says she was tested for diabetes, but we don't know how long ago that was. Also no cowtipper, Pixy isn't healthy physically or mentally. She's dirty, she's nasty, she's got UTIs all the time and untreated STDS, and that's on top of her aging, being over weight and out of shape.

The call was coming from inside the house the whole time!

I live in the same city and PT frequents places I happen to go to as well. Really sad to watch her throw herself at men who are a modicum of nice to her, but are married. Watching from a table away as her entire personality shifts when these dudes say they’re married or don’t want to buy her a drink is astounding. I’m glad she doesn’t remember my face because I have zero desire to interact with that much crazy.

 

[Dysnomia]

Seems like Pixy is having some eye troubles. She says she was tested for diabetes, but we don't know how long ago that was. Also no cowtipper, Pixy isn't healthy physically or mentally. She's dirty, she's nasty, she's got UTIs all the time and untreated STDS, and that's on top of her aging, being over weight and out of shape.

Stop wearing the dirty circle lenses. I assume they are still over her regular contacts. In some videos she's wearing glasses. But she doesn't wear them with cosplay obviously. So if she needs them all day I assume she's got the prescription contacts under her hazmat scene lenses. You know those things aren't being cleaned properly. Maybe see an eye doctor? She might need a new prescription.

She was freaking out over eyedrops around the time of that huge recall. Might be worth mentioning to the doctor that she used something that may have been recalled. Maybe try vacuuming that nasty rug and dusting?

Retard cowtipper should just go dark now. We see your pic. We know you're buying Pixy merch. Why make yourself look even more retarded? She's too dumb to edit out her pic. I assume this is the same one who was all "Lol! I totally didn't know that was Pixy!". Yes you did.

Felipe is allowed to converse normally with Pixy and not get blocked. Confirmed for "She wants his dick while screaming Riku". Because anyone who dared mention age to Pixy would obviously get blocked and be the subject of a long "I'm old and fat and HUMAN! I'm a prince and am not getting tattoos. You will not harm me! I'm going to die." rant. The fact that she actually agreed with Felipe about it being age is astounding to me. She's gotta be horny for him.

The call was coming from inside the house the whole time!

I live in the same city and PT frequents places I happen to go to as well. Really sad to watch her throw herself at men who are a modicum of nice to her, but are married. Watching from a table away as her entire personality shifts when these dudes say they’re married or don’t want to buy her a drink is astounding. I’m glad she doesn’t remember my face because I have zero desire to interact with that much crazy.

I'm not surprised that she turns into Dr. Jekyll when she can't get some guy to buy her a drink. Do that enough times in public and everyone will just see you as a giant red flag.

Does she wear those pronoun pins when she goes to bars? The average Joe doesn't want to deal with that and she isn't doing herself any favors with that genderblob look either. She doesn't wear cosplay there does she? That would be even worse.

 

[Vampirella]

Those people are just retarded but think they're being Le Epic Troll by poking the bear once in a while.

Emily seems to have been doing that a lot.

 

[Phouquehead]

That's rich: Lolcow pointing fingers at us for caressing feces* just before a major neghole pozzer outed herself there. And she's doing more than just pretending (?) to be Sarah's friend, she's even paid for below mediocre art from her.

I was under the impression Sarah had no friends whatsoever and got zero takers for her art, but that's not true. Not that I pity her whenever she cries about being lonely and broke, but now I know she's lying/exaggerating even more. She still has orbiters that haven't given up. Might not ever get as big as Chris Chan and form her own cult like Praetor. But she has Emily and Felipe at least, and there could be more losers sucking up to her either for clout (on obscure sites like LCF of all places) or to make themselves feel good about befriending a histrionic pooner who looks more and more exceptional by the day. Speaking of Felipe, what possible motivation does he have to continue interacting with Sarah? So far he's the only one from the larp group to continue commenting on her posts after all these months of her batshit antics. Is he attracted to her just like she most likely is to him?

(*First time I got hit with a word/phrase filter here, I am amused. )

 

[Dysnomia]

Speaking of Felipe, what possible motivation does he have to continue interacting with Sarah? So far he's the only one from the larp group to continue commenting on her posts after all these months of her batshit antics. Is he attracted to her just like she most likely is to him?

He's either a super nice guy or he wants her bonus hole. I'm hoping it's the former because no one deserves to be spelunking in there. It's just too grim a fate. Maybe he's weening hard. But his advice seems more genuine. Emily is just retarded. She already outed herself and set herself up to be a laughingstock. I wonder if Pixy will get upset over this. I assume Emily's commission was the one she was complaining about needing to finish while she was too busy laying in bed wanting to die.

Don't buy the cow, Emily. We all get our milk for free.

Editing to add this from Lolcow. Now the ween is giving milk. What a fucking retard posting about her cowtipping adventures. Also, she reads this thread apparently.

 

[athousandrustynails]

wow The way the bitch thinks it's nbd to be befriending someone solely to laugh at them behind their back with a whole group of people. That is so very low. I'm glad Sarah did her dirty with that portrait.

Wrinkles, eyebags, wonky eyes, busted up nose. I hope she did it deliberately because she hates other women.

Emily Wilson, greasy poo fondler.

 

[TokiBun]

Weens are more infuriating and pathetic than cows. Imagine bullying a mentally ill person for clout.
Some would say KF is doing that but we aren’t. The point of the farms is to be a hub of observation and gossip. Collecting public information isn’t stalking.

This Emily retard trying to hurt someone who’s clearly not all there is doing the exact opposite. I do hope she gets blocked by Pixy or something.

 

[Dysnomia]

Once again Pixy has convinced herself that somehow someone is changing her voice on TikTok because she knows she doesn't sound that high pitched. She got misgendered at Whataburger even though she tried to make her voice sound right.

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Oddly enough the previous video is titled "Bad Voice".

Her forced raspy voice just makes her sound like a middle aged woman who smokes four packs a day in between yelling at her kids, the dog and her husband. It doesn't even sound like a teen boy. It's still feminine. I have no idea what she's hearing in her head. But it's not translating to her videos and she thinks people are somehow changing her voice after she uploads them. Literally WTF?

Editing because I downloaded the bad voice video instead. Derp. Here's the one where she claims her voice is being changed. In that one she complains about no one showing up for her art walk and how much she hates people and doesn't need friends or love.

Spoiler

 

[athousandrustynails]

Also, Lolcow thinks the cowtipper is among us.

So KF encourages cowtipping, yet LCF users beg weens for milk?

Also not pictured, poopy hands huffs about being "shit on" and insists she was only trying to do good for Sarah and her "struggles"

 

[Dysnomia]

So KF encourages cowtipping, yet LCF users beg weens for milk?
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Also not pictured, poopy hands huffs about being "shit on" and insists she was only trying to do good for Sarah and her "struggles"

Emily was also banned for cowtipping. And she provided no real milk anyway. Just something about Pixy believing she is going to die because her parents hit and yell at her. This is the first time Pixy claimed they hit her. Why hasn't she brought that up before? Instead we get lunacy about benadryl and being peeped on in the bathroom. What a waste of time. All Emily did was make herself look like a retarded attention whore.

Also, Pixy is considering applying for a tugboat due to her owwie foot.



She didn't wear her brace much. She seems to be perfectly fine LARPing and waddling around in cosplay. You aren't going to get disability for a heel spur. Especially when you don't follow doctor's advice properly then just while about it. If by some miracle she was awarded disability then she'd spend the whole thing on cosplay, junk food and hotel stays anyway. And her sense of entitlement to these things is already huge enough without the government giving it to her for free.



You see, her heel spur is sooper special ouchie. Doctors are baffled as to why it won't heal. Life is so unfair. She's really sounding like a munchie here. She's too retarded to go full metal munchie. But with the gender LARP she already acts as if her mundane is as unique as a snowflake.

And yes, she did the art walk in cosplay.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Once again Pixy has convinced herself that somehow someone is changing her voice on TikTok because she knows she doesn't sound that high pitched. She got misgendered at Whataburger even though she tried to make her voice sound right.

Spoiler

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Oddly enough the previous video is titled "Bad Voice".

Her forced raspy voice just makes her sound like a middle aged woman who smokes four packs a day in between yelling at her kids, the dog and her husband. It doesn't even sound like a teen boy. It's still feminine. I have no idea what she's hearing in her head. But it's not translating to her videos and she thinks people are somehow changing her voice after she uploads them. Literally WTF?

Editing because I downloaded the bad voice video instead. Derp. Here's the one where she claims her voice is being changed. In that one she complains about no one showing up for her art walk and how much she hates people and doesn't need friends or love.

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I'm guessing Pixy was never one that paid attention to her voice and how she sounded when recorded? Most people get over that the first time they hear themselves speak.

 

[Vampirella]

Pixy is taking a page out of Lou's book, bitching that people ignore her and then begging for money. Unlike Lou Pixy actually offers a product bad as it may be.


The new unknown ailment has happened, "discoloration" on her lips. What could this mean, super aids, space herpes, bad skin from her unwillingness to take a damn bath. Time for a trip to the ER I guess.


She's also having money troubles. I wonder how many times she underpaid the minimum payment that it went up like that. That and the worst that can happen to her is the credit card company will send the bill to a collection agency and that's after they've gone unpaid for a while. Unless she had like 20 cards she's never paid off, she's not going to jail.

 

[Dysnomia]

I love how one post is "fuck you all" and then in the next she's begging for donations. Anyone who donates deserves their money wasted on Pixy's cosplay fund.

Her lips are probably dried out from poor diet and hygiene. She eats a lot at Whataburger and all that sodium isn't helping. Maybe eat better? You know, instead of buying more cosplay? Just a thought.

It seems to fly right over her head that the minimum payment was increased because she paid less than she was supposed to the first time. Instead the credit card company is being soooo mean to her. $50 was all she could afford? Yet she could afford cosplay. I don't know how much of her Cecil cosplay was stuff she already had besides the famous male unicorn tights. I still don't understand why she needs to point out that they are male unicorn tights. Maybe just in case you would dare insinuate that Ashton would wear women's clothes?

The back of the wig is hella ratty. If she bought less cheapo wigs she could invest in a few really good ones. She's gonna waste money she doesn't have anyway. So why not make it worth it. She still can't style them. But at least they won't look as bad.
The videos are hilarious by the way.

Spoiler: If you see one French art film this year, let it be "Man And Feather".

I have no idea what she is trying to convey here. But the tunic makes her look like a fridge.

The whole video set is like this. She went to the zoo in cosplay and just bumbled around with props in public with Tripod-san as her humble servant. I'm sure she was stared at a lot. In one video you can even hear a lady talking in the background as Pixy repeatedly adjusts her ill-fitting fridge tunic in front of the ocelot exhibit. Literally what is the point of filming yourself repeatedly adjusting your cosplay? Especially in a public place with people right there.

Spoiler: This is so embarrassing that I have no words for how embarrassing it is.

I don't get it? Is this supposed to be what she thinks men do? Is this part of her "Pay attention to my body and what it's doing" spiel?

I've been binging her TikTok cosplays and she does this thing where she awkwardly poses, sometimes with a prop, then just waddles off camera. I guess to turn it off. But why keep that part in? It breaks the immersion and looks stupid. It also gives you even more unflattering angles of her body. In the Roxas ones you can really see how fat the cosplay makes her look while she's just walking normally. Even after all these years she still thinks if it zips it fits.

Some of the Roxas cosplay videos look like they are filmed at a self storage facility. I've used those and you need a passcode to get in. The gate is kept electronically locked and there are cameras everywhere. Maybe her family has a unit there and she just put the code in. I don't know. But I'd think they wouldn't want people filming there as it could compromise security. But it wouldn't be the first time Pixy filmed where she wasn't supposed to. Old habits die hard.

 

[Android raptor]

Yeah the videos are just as baffling as most of her shoots. My only guess is mental illness and her being so out of touch with other cosplayers for so long she has no idea the shit she does isn't normal even in the cosplay world.

Generally people don't go to random locations like the zoo outside of scheduled meetups. And no one is doing photoshoots in storage facilities or lighting stores.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Yeah the videos are just as baffling as most of her shoots. My only guess is mental illness and her being so out of touch with other cosplayers for so long she has no idea the shit she does isn't normal even in the cosplay world.

Generally people don't go to random locations like the zoo outside of scheduled meetups. And no one is doing photoshoots in storage facilities or lighting stores.

My sentiments exactly. The videos alone she looks some elderly woman doing bad cosplay. Now I'm familiar with every character from Japanese media, but Pixie is someone who thinks that if a character is popular on Deviant-Art then somehow if she were to cosplay in real life the general public will recognize who that character is. However, that is not the case and she looks like someone who escaped from the loony bin.

 

[Pedophobe]

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Yeah because her time is so valuable she can't afford to waste it making art and meeting other artists. It's just not worth it otherwise what with all the other more important things she has going on.

Asspat deficiency is a terrible disease.