Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[admiral]

I don't know, man, corporate formal writing is still formal, but it is in no way direct and masculine, but full of bitchy undertones. Don't act like a man, act like a bitter woman with a bit of power if you want to get ahead. (Trannies try to use the same tactic to get first just head and then ahead.)

True, kicking off on an emotional tantrum does often get results. Weaponising 'i'm feeling very attacked!!!!' is a tried and true tranny method to get what they want.

But if you need to ask someone for something, or nag someone, or send an apology, or if you fuck up and have to smooth things over, sounding direct and masculine is almost always better.

 

[stupid frog]

Lil pooner wants to know if 1.7 inches is big

Yeah, men love listening to this music at the gym.

 

[glass_houses]

This maybe more appropriate for the usual pooner:

 

[Vecr]

Speaking of which, I did finally find a source for the whole "Palestinians throw homos off of roofs thing", but it's from earlier this year and the source is some BPD tranny

Archived your archive in case https://archive.org takes it down, as they sometimes do: https://archive.is/qkqwg

 

[SCRAM]

Why do they do this fucking smirk.

 

[Positron]

Also let this serve as a warning to any cisfags who want to befriend troons: They will never, ever be rational or emotionally sane like non-troons. You can't expect that from them. They will always accuse you of transphobia at some point for something. There is no hope.

Same for everyone who foregrounds their "identities": "I'm feminist / vegan / Black / neurodivergent / etc". You'll forever be walking on eggshells, and it isn't worth it.

I've dealt with my genitals purely through a medical lens for a while, so I feel my brain is still primed to view it that way when it comes up....Secondly, I think I have a lot of internalised transphobia particularly around bottom surgery stigma.

Pooner here is using rationalization as a coping mechanism. It isn't that I fucked up my body, drain my dating pool, and I feel sad because of that. It's just that I have "internalized transphobia" and "bottom surgery stigma".

I feel like no one really talks about how exhausting and frustrating it is to have to do these shots for the rest of my life.

Why do they have to insist on injection?

Yeah, men love listening to this music at the gym.

Motivation song for 1.7-inch dood.

 

[AMHOLIO]

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I'm starting to think they have flag fetishes

That does seem to be the case. When they say "gender" they mean "logo" like it's some kind of post-modernist mood ring.

They just like flags, pins and labels and they've adopted the language of the transgenda to describe their silly little hobby. I hope it takes off in a big way and completely undermines the whole thing.

I think autistic peopl love clearly defined roles and categories to make sense of the world.

I also think teens and BPD need to feel an identity and this is their way to find themselves if they're terminally online. Otherwise, spot on.

 

[stupid frog]

Motivation song for 1.7-inch dood.

The girl in the video is gonna need something stronger to see Miss 1.7 inches though

 

[Hassou Tobi]

I think the trans stuff definitely appeals to the autistic by giving them a road map. I will feel good in my body if I follow the steps:
1. Cut my hair 2. Wear a binder 3. Get on T
and so on and so forth.

Makes it much easier and more clear cut than the more ephemeral and ambiguous social rules people follow.

 

[Doppelmonger]

What the fuck??? Was she expecting that her clit will grow into an average-sized penis???

She was expecting Testosterone to be like those magical potions on her hentais that can make a dick sprout from her clit overnight or something

 

[Deezy]

Pooner no longer feels like sticking herself with needles is AFFIRMING and LIBERATING anymore.

lol. A diabetic could have told her that for free.

 

[DSHK]

She was expecting Testosterone to be like those magical potions on her hentais that can make a dick sprout from her clit overnight or something

And women talk shit about men watching porn

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

Pls help me learn to girl - some tranny “hrt will fix that”


Shaving is totes euphoric. But not the face.


Spiders r scare, family be mean - have you tried telling them how you feeeeel?

I think spiders are okay. I have one in my kitchen i occasionally feed moths to. Im sure proper big bastards would freak me out though.

 

[stupid frog]

>what's the difference between a blouse and a sweater?
>don't worry about being a hulking hon hrt will fix ur problems

Holy shit lmao

 

[Jacques1194]

Pls help me learn to girl - some tranny “hrt will fix that”
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Shaving is totes euphoric. But not the face.
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Spiders r scare, family be mean - have you tried telling them how you feeeeel?
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I think spiders are okay. I have one in my kitchen i occasionally feed moths to. Im sure proper big bastards would freak me out though.

Again, if they had "female brains" why do they need to learn how to be girls?Also makeup, fashion, and being afraid of spiders.All sexist stereotypes.

 

[quaawaa]

Source (Archive)

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Here's the disgusting pizza tranny. He sounds and looks like a gay Ezra Miller.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Here's the disgusting pizza tranny. He sounds and looks like a gay Ezra Miller.

50 fucking minutes.

This troon, Jae Gottlieb, has an online store:

 

[Quack_Quack]

Oh! Oh! I know this one!!!

They’re talking about having a phallo and an unburied metoidplasty.

Sooooo...

Do they like add a rubber band to hold the phallo and metoid together or does it just flap and bang together like unsexy coconuts?

I think spiders are okay. I have one in my kitchen i occasionally feed moths to. Im sure proper big bastards would freak me out though.

Spiders and I have a truce. They can hide or live in a corner and eat bugs to their hearts content.. but come out into the world and scare me and out the window you go!

 

[Peaches Demure]

Sooooo...

Do they like add a rubber band to hold the phallo and metoid together or does it just flap and bang together like unsexy coconuts?

The hyena clits don't grow big enough to flap.