Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[MrJokerRager]

There is a youtuber in Florida who takes videos of Miami Beach each day.

https://youtube.com/@FloridaLife?si=nDqmo7ESIHGkcenW

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

and we haven't even seen the trannies yet

Rate me optimistic, but I feel like there won't be any trannies in the game. They actively removed them from GTA V. It's just too much of a powder keg at this point.

Wait!...we might hear one on the radio, though. Maybe one on the in game TV.

 

[Freelance Police]

If the trailer alone is nigger worship, how bad do you think the game's actual dialogue and story will be?

 

[TheLastJoestar]

What makes you think the point of this game isn't making fun of that same culture + modern social media?

Rockstar Systematically removing every edge that gave GTA it's identity from previous entries (Literally in the case of those doodoo-water "definitive editions") and embracing the woke mind virus after purging it's ranks of funny people.

Imagine if a GTA game came out right as Rockstar started saying "You know what? Those ass-blasted parents have a point, we should strive to make a more child-inclusive main-series entry" And it started removing the naughty words, and strip clubs and guns from previous entries then began featuring gen Alpha dogshit like Skibidi toilet unironically?
Everyone and their mom knows what's about to happen. Its only destroyed franchise #97382 Somehow you don't see the writing on the wall.

There is a reason the trailer predominately features so many overweight and/or brown people. It's the same reason the last of Us 2's first trailer in 2017 was about Jewess lesbian kissess. In a word, it's not the existence of black people, it's the upfront worship of black culture. No, it's not going to be some 5D chess satire.

 

[the gouts]

many niggers but honestly im a bit excited. if nothing else i like the bonnie and clyde duo of the main cast. the chick is cute. hopefully its as well optomized as gta v turned out to be. if the graphics are anything to go off of, this game might be able to run on lower end machines. too many modern games try and pump out as pretty of a looking scene as possible to the total disregard of older hardware.

 

[WonderWino]

GTA VI Diversity:
-blacks
-blacks
-blacks
-Florida Man XD

I wonder how many of them will turn out to be troons. Speaking of which I wonder what the odds are players will be able to create a passing troon character

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Rockstar Systematically removing every edge that gave GTA it's identity from previous entries (Literally in the case of those doodoo-water "definitive editions") and embracing the woke mind virus after purging it's ranks of funny people.

Imagine if a GTA game came out right as Rockstar started saying "You know what? Those ass-blasted parents have a point, we should strive to make a more child-inclusive main-series entry" And it started removing the naughty words, and strip clubs and guns from previous entries then began featuring gen Alpha dogshit like Skibidi toilet unironically?
Everyone and their mom knows what's about to happen. Its only destroyed franchise #97382 Somehow you don't see the writing on the wall.

There is a reason the trailer predominately features so many overweight and/or brown people. It's the same reason the last of Us 2's first trailer in 2017 was about Jewess lesbian kissess. In a word, it's not the existence of black people, it's the upfront worship of black culture. No, it's not going to be some 5D chess satire.

don’t play San Andreas then, it’s going to turn you into the quartering if you play it

 

[MeltyTW]

don’t play San Andreas then, it’s going to turn you into the quartering if you play it

idk if anyone here is physically capable of dropping that many hard rs a minute

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Let's take a moment to remember Ray Liotta, and appreciate the fact that he died before a bunch of retarded people could bother him non stop about if he's going to appear in GTA VI in the same way they constantly bother Young Maylay and the GTA V trio.

 

[el bandito loco]

they should have made the protagonist boyfriend be that kid from bully grown up, and he should beat her ass like I used to beat the bitches in that game, stuff em in trash cans and shit. if I could play as jimmy and drag this bitch and stuff her into a trash can its GOTY material

 

[TheLastJoestar]

>Rockstar Systematically removing every edge that gave GTA it's identity from previous entries

don’t play San Andreas then, it’s going to turn you into the quartering if you play it

You're a goddamn genius.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

I can't wait until you can shoot people for calling you Latinx

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Should it not be GRAND and not

as per front page or am I just missing a joke?

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

And it started removing the naughty words

This happened. In the original Vice City, in fact.

 

[The Last Stand]

Let's take a moment to remember Ray Liotta, and appreciate the fact that he died before a bunch of retarded people could bother him non stop about if he's going to appear in GTA VI in the same way they constantly bother Young Maylay and the GTA V trio.

This thread in question:



There's better ways to argue how GTA has/would "lost/lose its edge" than how this thread is conversing that point.

 

[MrJokerRager]

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Damn..

So the only alternatives are Yemen and Afghanistan.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

I miss Saints Row and Rockstar games where your character didn't feel like a million pounds of lead and controlling them actually felt comfortable.
I would literally rather play with sticks and rocks like a fucking caveman than be forced to play RDR2 again.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

This happened. In the original Vice City, in fact.

Yeah...I know. Rockstar just ain't the same.

No, I don't trust a bunch of oversensitive faggot hipsters to tackle black culture with anything other than Nick Rekieta levels of nigger envy.

No, I don't trust the "le Meme" generation to tackle a story with anything resembling subtlety or criticism.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

This thread in question:

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There's better ways to argue how GTA has/would "lost/lose its edge" than how this thread is conversing that point.

I’m still trying to figure out what exactly GTA did that was such riveting social commentary. It was mostly lazlo making dick jokes and consumer brand parodies

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Can we take a break from whining about niggers for a second so I can mention how weird the game looks on a graphical level? Something seems really off, for lack of a better term. It looks less like something Rockstar made using their Rage engine and more like Unreal, actually it gave me real Sony first party vibes aesthetically, which threw me off.

I don't know, I'm not sold on it. There was a very generic feeling to the whole trailer that didn't hit with me.

NO. I CAN'T HAVE ANY NIGGERS IN MY GAME SET IN THE VIDEO GAME EQUIVALENT IN MIAMI. I MUST CONSTANTLY SEETHE ABOUT NIGGERS EVEN WHEN THEY MAKE SENSE IN THE CONTEXT.

On a more serious note, I think that they just re-skined the engine for GTA5 and called it a day. I cannot tell the difference between fucking 10 years of game development between then and now. It might be the lighting now that I think about it. Wherever GTA5 was set didn't have the typical saturated lights the trailer has. Also the models have this weird uncanny valley feeling to them (inb4 niggers. Everyone has it.). It's just off. I don't think this will live up to the expectations people have for the game. The inclusion of a Tom Petty song (RIP) was nice though.