Official Kiwifarms Woman-Hate Thread - DO NOT post about OTHER USERS or OTHER THREADS from THIS WEBSITE.

[Cheeseknife]

I want to get so strong that I can punch a woman's head so hard it explodes

For some reason this reminds me of an old deodorant commercial where a guy's musk causes his wife to become pregnant.

 

[Chuck McGill]

I think whores do this on purpose just to justify their love of aborting babies. "Look at my child, it's a deformed freak! It's not the result of my actions that I will never take accountability for it just happened like that. I should be able to put him out of his misery but evil Christofascist white men forced me to give birth to him!" There's also the Munchausen by proxy angle, I'm sure plenty of "mothers" get their attentionwhoring supply through their fetal alcohol retards.

I've long suspected that a lot of women secretly want to have a tard baby. They'd never admit to it outright but think about it. With a normal baby you get a year or two at best of constant adulation and people cooing at your child before it ages up into a regular child and people just don't give a shit anymore. With a tard baby you get a literal constant supply of people singing your praises for being so stunning and brave as Potayden knocks over the entire contents of a china shop. And you'll never have to worry about him leaving the nest, he's going to be reliant upon you literally for life.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

I've long suspected that a lot of women secretly want to have a tard baby.

"I've always thought I'll have a down syndrome baby" Real quote.

 

[MMS-China]

 

[The Heartthrob]

Ok gents, it's the Christmas season. We've discussed cheeses, licorice, but what are your thoughts on Egg Nog? Do you make your own? Do yo appreciate some out there flavors like banana egg nog? What's your drink of choice?

Might I suggest buttered beer.

Not super big on it. My favorite holiday tradition is peppermint ice cream. The pink stuff with the peppermint and spearmint pieces in it.

I've long suspected that a lot of women secretly want to have a tard baby. They'd never admit to it outright but think about it. With a normal baby you get a year or two at best of constant adulation and people cooing at your child before it ages up into a regular child and people just don't give a shit anymore. With a tard baby you get a literal constant supply of people singing your praises for being so stunning and brave as Potayden knocks over the entire contents of a china shop. And you'll never have to worry about him leaving the nest, he's going to be reliant upon you literally for life.

That's essentially the Hartley Hooligans, although the dad was just as bad about it.

 

[Cheeseknife]

are your thoughts on Egg Nog?

It's something you can have all year long. Used to be a common energy drink back in the day that combined everything you needed to keep you going: eggs, milk (cream), and sugar.

Replace sugar with maple syrup. Here's a good recipe:

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I gonna stay up late on Christmas Eve so I can watch Santa drink my “milk”

 

[crowabunga]

I want to get so strong that I can punch a woman's head so hard it explodes

I want to get so strong my punches compress matter past the Schwarzschild Radius and collapse my foes into singularities

 

[Scipio Neomericanus]

What is with white women and giving children the most retarded names possible? Karybeau. I'm at my wits end with this shit. There's no way in hell her father came up with something like that. Which demon from the deepest pits of hell possessed a white woman to name her child Paisley or Oaklynn or Kolton or Kashton? Why can't you give your child a name that doesn't give me second-hand embarrassment when I hear it?

This shit is one step away from niggers. "DeShaquavius"... "Lashonda"... I'm not even sure if the baboon names are worse.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

What is with white women and giving children the most retarded names possible? Karybeau. I'm at my wits end with this shit. There's no way in hell her father came up with something like that. Which demon from the deepest pits of hell possessed a white woman to name her child Paisley or Oaklynn or Kolton or Kashton? Why can't you give your child a name that doesn't give me second-hand embarrassment when I hear it?

This shit is one step away from niggers. "DeShaquavius"... "Lashonda"... I'm not even sure if the baboon names are worse.

I find shit like that more prominent in mid to west coast in the US.

 

[Coldgrip]

What is with white women and giving children the most retarded names possible? Karybeau. I'm at my wits end with this shit. There's no way in hell her father came up with something like that. Which demon from the deepest pits of hell possessed a white woman to name her child Paisley or Oaklynn or Kolton or Kashton? Why can't you give your child a name that doesn't give me second-hand embarrassment when I hear it?

This shit is one step away from niggers. "DeShaquavius"... "Lashonda"... I'm not even sure if the baboon names are worse.

It's an old holdover from the time when people wanted to give their kids "upperclass" names.

 

[DagothUr]

I thought this thread was a bit faggy when it was opened, assuming it was just spergs falling for an obvious bait thread.
Then I saw than the woman thread is actually full of literal skitzo spinsters who are 100% serious and it made me re-evaluate my opinion of womb-owning people.

I gonna stay up late on Christmas Eve so I can watch Santa drink my “milk”

idiot, he won't come if you're awake. EVERYONE knows this

 

[FamicomGorby]

What is with white women and giving children the most retarded names possible? Karybeau. I'm at my wits end with this shit. There's no way in hell her father came up with something like that. Which demon from the deepest pits of hell possessed a white woman to name her child Paisley or Oaklynn or Kolton or Kashton? Why can't you give your child a name that doesn't give me second-hand embarrassment when I hear it?

This shit is one step away from niggers. "DeShaquavius"... "Lashonda"... I'm not even sure if the baboon names are worse.

For people who do that children are more fashion accessories that they can instagram and facebook post about. So having a quirky special name is important to stand out amongst the sea of others doing it. Also maybe they feel it doesn't matter since there's a 90% chance a kid born to someone like that will "decide" to troon out and change their name.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Women are:

Good with cars


Good looking


Good soldiers

 

[BigO-in-Ohio]

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Average teen mum.
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The government has to stand in for my lack of impulse control!

 

[vomitusdeux]

I thought this thread was a bit faggy when it was opened, assuming it was just spergs falling for an obvious bait thread.
Then I saw than the woman thread is actually full of literal skitzo spinsters who are 100% serious and it made me re-evaluate my opinion of womb-owning people.

Try being a "womb owning people" and getting banned from all of BP because of the thread and null deciding you're a tranny.

 

[MMS-China]

It's an old holdover from the time when people wanted to give their kids "upperclass" names.

This currently happens outside the West, but in the opposite, you will find Africans, Polynesians, Asians with names like Esther, Tabitha, and Maureen.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Try being a "womb owning people" and getting banned from all of BP because of the thread and null deciding you're a tranny.

The deep lore is that Null was a pooner with a voice changer all along.

 

[vomitusdeux]

The deep lore is that Null was a pooner with a voice changer all along.

Null hates me for depoonering myself that's the new confirmed lore.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

The deep lore is that Null was a pooner with a voice changer all along.

A disturbing thought, to be sure, but... not impossible.