Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 201 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 219 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 782 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 454 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 504 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 261 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,421
you know if i were an internet celebrity and my long-time internet celebrity friend was catching shit because he wasnt in the photos i kept posting, i would add a caption saying “still bummed ian couldnt make it, missed you buddy.”

instead there is a caption that says “the best day with the best people.”
The lingering throught that the people that you believe are your lifelong friends actually secretly hate you and they cant wait to just replace you with a better friend all the while they are sneak dissing you in public is literally any introverts worst nightmare.

That worst case scenario has slammed our resident autist idubbz in the face with these wedding photos, it has to have made his depression worse, if that is even possible.
 
Goddamn man!

Just listened to a good 45 minutes of the last episode, and this has to be the most mind numbingly BORING podcast I’ve yet seen. With some of the dumbest takes.

And I’m not even writing this to do a “Haha, let’s dump on that dumb whore!”

It’s like listening to three not particularly bright people talk about rando, mundane shit in their life.

Icuck overhears a conversation in his gym.
Anissa was the goalie in a hockey game one time! And they were HECKLING her!

And some of the takes, sweet Jesus…

“Cops just exist to protect property”
“Nurses are more compassionate than doctors because they earn less. (Wut?!)”

And my favorites:

“Doctors don’t really know things, they just Google it!”
“It’s dumb that doctors have to go to school for 10-15 years, because medical science changes every six months!”

My sides… Both takes were from Anisa. Holy Moley man, this broad sure is dumb.
 
when ian inevitably jumps ship from the performative-woke podcast circuit/asspat sphere he is embedded in at the moment
big optimism
he's in so deep, i don't think he's ever snapping out of it again. he's more likely to just abandon his celebrity status entirely and drop off the internet altogether than to try and do a 180 and put on a based+redpilled act.
 
Does colored ink cost extra or why did she go for black only? Are they broke again after scamming their fans for 250k$?
As a tattoo homo, no. When you're sitting in the chair, you are paying by the hour (its been a bit, but for my area it was like 100$ an hour, which worked great if you had a heavy handed, fast as fuck "artist" that could follow the line work without fucking up). I mean, technically, switching out needles and colors could add to the time, but if the artist is efficient then it wouldn't take much time and wouldnt add to the price tag. But, depending on how big the piece is, some artists do the line work and shading in one sitting and then the coloring another (because of reasons I'm not sure of, but i always figured it came down to how sensitive the skin felt or how much the person sitting in the chair bled - mind you, i always bled a lot because i had thin blood from boozing). It really depends, i suppose, and there really isn't a "standard." At least, there wasn't in 2010. I'm old with old tattoos (but their line work hasn't bled out and their color still hasn't faded because I dumped money into them on a regionally recognized artist).

I'm assuming she wanted "traditional" black and white nonsense. Which means she wanted the most expensive Kia Rio that could be applied to her body, totally disregarding shading. Honestly, it looks like what she would have drawn in her highschool notebook around something she traced.

I never understood honkies getting non-colored tattooes. Unless the image they wanted tatted on them was specifically meant to be black and white (like a potrait or like the Metallica Black Album booklet), line work on white person's skin without color just looks like trailer trash, unfinished nonsense they never had the money to finish. For people who havent had, but want tattoos: SPEND THE EXTRA MONEY FOR ONE MORE SESSION AND GET THAT SHIT COLORED IN (if anything just to rub it into brownoes face that all their tattoos always look like prison tats no matter what they do).
 
I never understood honkies getting non-colored tattooes.

Black and grey tattoos have shading which gives them depth and dimension.
The vast majority of color tattoos just look like gaudy stickers.
Color is busy and looks tacky.
Different colors also fade at different rates so even if you got a full color photo realistic portrait, the yellow and orange tones would fade before the darker shades and in a few years it would look weird.

I mean just look at Anisa.
Her tattoos are *technically* well done, they just look awful.
 
I would like again to receive everyones word of honour that when ian inevitably jumps ship from the performative-woke podcast circuit/asspat sphere he is embedded in at the moment and tries to pull some "hey guiz im cool again! i love saying nigger guiz!", that he receives precisely zero fucking mercy and that all the cringe he was coerced into saying and doing will be used to torment him until he finally puts a rope around his neck
Not happening, bruv. This is who Ian is, always has been, and always will be.
 
What exactly are these two earning their shekels on?

There’s no way they’re not losing money and a podcast that get viewer views than most of DSP’s clip shows.

I know Anisa is still whoring away on OF, but is that really enough to pay the bills? Ian still
has ad revenue from the videos he made when people still gave a fuck, but is that really enough?

These two totally strike me as someone pursuing a bougie lifestyle they can’t afford, complete with 80$ vegan lunches and hundred dollar haircuts.
 
This is a nothing point but she's really damaged her hair. Her previous pixie cut looked so much better because of how much healthier her hair was.
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It looked like it was thinning after she went blonde and it was the most noticeable when she kept putting it up. (pic is a bit fucked, my apologies. I just went through her twitter and picked random ones) Her hair was thick but bleaching it seriously messed up her volume. You can see this really well in the platinum blonde and copper sections where her scalp is visible because her hair was thinning so much. Probably because she went from natural black to platinum in such a short period of time, which can cause hair loss. If she didn't wait to get her tattoo removed I doubt she waited in-between bleaching her hair. It takes a while to recover from if you aren't actively treating the hair loss and she dyed it after bleaching it without letting it rest. It's not permanent, but it doesn't seem like she takes very good care of her hair so it will take a while to recover to how it was. This haircut was probably the best decision she could have made for her hair health. Bleaching your hair like that is also pretty expensive, although not anything near her tattoo. Her hair wasn't extremely long but I can see it being a couple hundred (if not more) at a salon. Not to mention touching it up, products to maintain color, etcetera. Her hairdressers more than likely take advantage of her as well, if her tattoo artist is anything to go off of.
so is that her normal hair color, or is she having red put in?
Her normal hair color is black, she dyed it red after having bleached it.
 
>new podcast
this shit is ass why do they keep doing it
  • they lost the audio for the previous podcast where they talked about fetishes, kinks, streaming etc
    • Anisa suggests they redo it with the same topics but idubbbz doesnt feel like it
  • hair sperging - i cut my hair beacuse it was so fried but i have such fine good hair my hair is not like other humans etcetc
  • anisa tells a story about how men on campus would rate random women walking by, including her
    • dane/idubbbz not being able to relate to the story and don't engage
  • idubbbz is afraid of groups of teens cus they're mean
  • idubbbz was peak social at 18 and, supposedly, became a shut in
  • Anisa says when she thinks idubbbz is cute, she wants to hurt him
  • anisa has a kinship with helga pataki
  • the very progressive podcast crew make stereotype fetish generalizations about the gays and the straights
  • idubbbz wants to attend the h3h3 xmas show(doesn't sound like they've been invited)
  • idubbbz talks about wanting a cloak that's "like blackish but blue , but black sometimes" get him his meds somebody please
  • they make fun of "performative cleaning tiktok" and i dont think people who live in literal shit should critique people for being clean.
    • in their previous podcast they admit to being lazy adults, not knowing how to clean, which is why their home is so dirty
  • Anisa laughs at idubbbz for no reason, and he takes this opportunity to make a dig at the haters by saying "oh someone is going to comment ' by the way ian, laughing is a sign of abuse!" for that
  • as soon as they have a new table they'll have guests.
Anisa also streamed and it was the usual: wedding sperg, tattoo sperg, THE H8ERS!!! idubbbz was supposed to be playing with her but he didn't return her calls in the 3 hours of the stream. Anisa is going back to Canada to spend christmas with her family and idubbbz will remain in Seattle to grind content, because they need the moneys.

also i was just reminded she had a GIRLZ ONLY podcast with kaceytron and another girl and that shit died out after 3 episodes?? so once this podcast with idubbbz fails, anisa will have 3 WHOLE FAILED PODCASTS UNDER HER BELT!!! great resume.
 
they lost the audio for the previous podcast where they talked about fetishes, kinks, streaming etc
Ok I'm sorry but I feel like this should be brought up for a sec.

This is the second time they've messed up recording the podcast.
Earlier in the thread there was one that they lost the video to so, iirc, they put it up as an audio-only on patreon.
Both of them have been making videos for over 10 years, but they still manage to fuck up recording twice in the span of a fortnight, catastrophically enough that they write both videos off.
 
I gotta say, after seeing it used increasingly more often, I'm starting to genuinely dislike when the word "exist" is used instead of "thrive". "I'm just trying to exist as a disadvantaged trans woman, but society wouldn't let me", "Stupid capitalism doesn't let me exist" and so on. The only way it wouldn't let you exist is by directly killing you.

And to be more on topic, I don't think that Anisa's outrageously ugly, she's just plain looking and messes with her body needlessly. (BP, in general, often gets overly nitpicky and needlessly critical of looks, but I digress). Anisa's life would improve significantly if she worked on her self esteem and didn't rely on neverending drastic appearance changes to get validation through positive comments. But, then again, that trait is probably the main reason she has such a long thread, and it's not something you can alter of on a whim, especially if you feel no need to. The relationship between a controlling, attention-seeking woman and a meek autistic man seems comfortable enough for them to not attempt to change it.

For now, at least.
 
idubbbz is afraid of groups of teens cus they're mean
I often have to remind myself that this is the iDubbbz that walked to some beach in Cali and asked passerby to "find Leafy's chin", waited 4 hours at Tanacon to hard troll Tana, unironically told Keemstar to kill himself... my brain just sees them as two completely different people at this point.

Anisa says when she thinks idubbbz is cute, she wants to hurt him
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idubbbz was supposed to be playing with her but he didn't return her calls in the 3 hours of the stream.
Lol

Anisa is going back to Canada to spend christmas with her family and idubbbz will remain in Seattle to grind content, because they need the moneys.
Very lol. Dare I say, is this trouble in paradise? iDubbbz going by himself to get a tattoo while in the middle of a holiday, not returning her calls for 3 hours, Anisa leaving him to be by himself on Christmas. You know, it's usually the person that works that has to go away for Christmas, not the other way around lol. And he posts videos on the internet. He could do that anywhere.
 
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