Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Kiwi Kitty 2.0]

How retarded do you have to be to need assistance to cut steak past like, eight years old. Unless you've cooked a rubber brick, it takes like 3 seconds to slice off a bite. I can't even accept this as an efficiency/laziness thing, you'd spend longer waiting for someone else to do it for you than you'd take doing it yourself.

If this is true, it makes me really wonder what he even does for food these days. He's still lanky as all hell, so now I wonder if he's really just doing ramen and microwave hot pockets in his mid-thirties still. Because if you're lazy and entitled enough that slicing a steak is too much work, there's no way in hell you're willing to put in the effort on any real sort of cooking, even simple shit like a porkchop and potatoes.

I can't find the screenshot that was taken from his discord stream for the life of me (so I can't count for that one), but he did get pretty chunky earlier on in development. Maybe he does deliveroo when he has money leftover from his sex doll expenses.

 

[The Noise]

How retarded do you have to be to need assistance to cut steak past like, eight years old. Unless you've cooked a rubber brick, it takes like 3 seconds to slice off a bite. I can't even accept this as an efficiency/laziness thing, you'd spend longer waiting for someone else to do it for you than you'd take doing it yourself.

If this is true, it makes me really wonder what he even does for food these days. He's still lanky as all hell, so now I wonder if he's really just doing ramen and microwave hot pockets in his mid-thirties still. Because if you're lazy and entitled enough that slicing a steak is too much work, there's no way in hell you're willing to put in the effort on any real sort of cooking, even simple shit like a porkchop and potatoes.

obvious answer: probably delivery of fast food, since he never leaves his house. his gut is like 80% big macs if I had to guess.

I can't find the screenshot that was taken from his discord stream for the life of me (so I can't count for that one), but he did get pretty chunky earlier on in development. Maybe he does deliveroo when he has money leftover from his sex doll expenses.

game development: $5
paying volunteers: $30
sex doll expenses: $3,000
fast food delivery: $6,000

someone who is good at game development please help, my game is dying

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

If this is true, it makes me really wonder what he even does for food these days. He's still lanky as all hell, so now I wonder if he's really just doing ramen and microwave hot pockets in his mid-thirties still. Because if you're lazy and entitled enough that slicing a steak is too much work, there's no way in hell you're willing to put in the effort on any real sort of cooking, even simple shit like a porkchop and potatoes.

The fucker wastes money on Grubhub. He also easts microwaved shit, bananas and PBJ sandwiches, which he downs with a tall glass of milk for Nicholas Alexander.

 

[Protistology]

The fucker wastes money on Grubhub. He also easts microwaved shit, bananas and PBJ sandwiches, which he downs with a tall glass of milk for Nicholas Alexander.

I love his rage moments. Here's my favorite:

 

[Gargoyle]

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How the fuck do you spend 10 minutes cutting a piece of meat? Is Alex's experience with utensils as poor as his experience with women?

I find it extremely funny that it wasn't just that he had to come eat that set him off, it was the fact that his mother didn't account for his addiction and mental illness and make the time he had to spend away from his computer as short as possible. I can understand not liking your parents' cooking but this is so fucking pathetic. And when I think how his mom must've felt it kind of stops being funny.

If this is still how he reacts, I'd wager he just orders delivery, because his head would explode if he had to wait a few minutes for instant noodles to be done.

 

[Kiwi Kitty 2.0]

How the fuck do you spend 10 minutes cutting a piece of meat? Is Alex's experience with utensils as poor as his experience with women?

I find it extremely funny that it wasn't just that he had to come eat that set him off, it was the fact that his mother didn't account for his addiction and mental illness and make the time he had to spend away from his computer as short as possible. I can understand not liking your parents' cooking but this is so fucking pathetic. And when I think how his mom must've felt it kind of stops being funny.

If this is still how he reacts, I'd wager he just orders delivery, because his head would explode if he had to wait a few minutes for instant noodles to be done.

He's a sperg of incredible proportions, I doubt the man can even hold a fork and knife.

 

[The V]

How the fuck do you spend 10 minutes cutting a piece of meat? Is Alex's experience with utensils as poor as his experience with women?

I find it extremely funny that it wasn't just that he had to come eat that set him off, it was the fact that his mother didn't account for his addiction and mental illness and make the time he had to spend away from his computer as short as possible. I can understand not liking your parents' cooking but this is so fucking pathetic. And when I think how his mom must've felt it kind of stops being funny.

If this is still how he reacts, I'd wager he just orders delivery, because his head would explode if he had to wait a few minutes for instant noodles to be done.

Maybe he's cutting with a butter knife.

 

[Protistology]

I wonder if Alex would have been a productive member of society if his parents had beat him? Or at least said no every once in a while.

 

[Kiwi Kitty 2.0]

I wonder if Alex would have been a productive member of society if his parents had beat him? Or at least said no every once in a while.

It seems that Alex's dad was at least a little more stern than his mom. It's not an uncommon dynamic with incels and their parents - the incel is wimpy, the dad is macho and tough (with or without physical beatings), and the mom is an enabler because she feels bad about how her husband treats their son. And yet, they still manage to hate their mom more (but that goes into incel psych shit, not gonna go deep unless someone asks).

But yea, remember how he wanted to kill his parents? His dad because he wanted Alex to actually do something with his life, but his Mom? Part of me wants to say its a mix of "its your fault for marrying him" and "you force me to do stuff (like come down and eat dinner/cut my own food) even though I'm so depressed because of the asshole you married ((" He still blames his dad (and resents him) but women hate is still a damn deep streak for incels like Alex.

 

[Tism the Return II]

It seems that Alex's dad was at least a little more stern than his mom. It's not an uncommon dynamic with incels and their parents - the incel is wimpy, the dad is macho and tough (with or without physical beatings), and the mom is an enabler because she feels bad about how her husband treats their son. And yet, they still manage to hate their mom more (but that goes into incel psych shit, not gonna go deep unless someone asks).

But yea, remember how he wanted to kill his parents? His dad because he wanted Alex to actually do something with his life, but his Mom? Part of me wants to say its a mix of "its your fault for marrying him" and "you force me to do stuff (like come down and eat dinner/cut my own food) even though I'm so depressed because of the asshole you married ((" He still blames his dad (and resents him) but women hate is still a damn deep streak for incels like Alex.

By all means please do elaborate, getting insight into what makes incels act like seething retards is fun!

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I wonder if Alex would have been a productive member of society if his parents had beat him? Or at least said no every once in a while.

IDK, several times in his sperging Alex mentioned his mom and that their dynamic is less than warm - he either mentioned her losing her shit over some minor nuisances or not getting his love for anime. Meanwhile, the only time his father was mentioned by him is during that "I want to kill my parents" Gaia post and maybe several times with his mother as again "not getting his love for anime." Also, I doubt if his father was a macho mega Chad he would've allowed his flesh and blood to be a homeschooled weeb shut-in, that's a fucking disgrace for a Real Man™. It's more likely that he was either abscent from his life because he was working all the time and their big fucking house confirms this or he just gave up on him and let his mother do whatever the fuck she wanted. If you ask me which one it was, then my answer is "yes".

This is why I still want a definitive answer why actually he was homeschooled. Some people cite bullying as a reason, but I can't recall him saying that anywhere. Maybe the reason really was him not fitting in, not making any friends and wanting to spend all his time playing games and watching anime.

I doubt the man can even hold a fork and knife

The fucker's game code didn't have any "forks" until that poor bastard from Tiny Build chimed in.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

If Alex is too inept to cut some meat, how can he code? (Rhetorical question, we know he can't aside from a string of "if-else" statements that are longer than the Koran)
How boring are the state of things that we're now talking about incel-weebs and their shitty hygiene habits instead of Alex going to court because he's a pedo?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

How boring are the state of things that we're now talking about incel-weebs and their shitty hygiene habits instead of Alex going to court because he's a pedo?

Well he skipped his usual mid-month update. He didn't commit hashtable though, still replying to blog comments, just radio silent. With no updates and no stupidity to post, the usual constant wealth of fuckups has given way to recollection. Its good though, for a lolcow thread to get a chance to catch its breath, reassess past events in light of the new fuckups. Conversations that would normally be glossed over in favor of the new thing become worth going over.

That being said, we'll probably have a December 1st update, and I'm betting that we'll get news about how he's tenatively back into gamedev and yansim, to release a christmas patch at the least. Sounds like the kind of soft entry he'd want to make back into the wider community.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Well he skipped his usual mid-month update. He didn't commit hashtable though, still replying to blog comments, just radio silent. With no updates and no stupidity to post, the usual constant wealth of fuckups has given way to recollection.

He switched to posting the monthly and mid-month updates on his Patreon instead of his public blog. Naturally, they're all behind the paywall as he struggles to keep the income above $1,200 per month.

 

[Kiwi Kitty 2.0]

By all means please do elaborate, getting insight into what makes incels act like seething retards is fun!

Finally on desktop and can get this out:

Spoiler: Incel Psych Sperging

The basic thing to understand with incels is that, although they tout that all their issues come from women and not getting sex, that's irrefutably false. Incels at their core have issues with other men abd their jealousy over not being those men (kinda gay tbh).
To incels, women are objects (of several varities) and not people. This fact alone displays why they're more mad at men than women - women are trophies to incels, not even handjob machines or cocksleeves. They don't want a lover, they see women as what a man gets when he's man enough, and sex as the prize of that conquest. Why do you think so many 4chan posts by incels are whining about "becoming chads" yet women still won't look at them? Because they believe that now that they filled xyz requirement, a hot woman will now fall on his dick as a prize.
They are not upset that they lack women or sex, they are upset that they lack social currency and standing. Basically, they see themselves as the impoverished members of society because they lack the attributes that make a "chad" - money, looks, women, etc.
Of course that also shows why the ranting from women about how "their personality is the problem!" is both true and untrue. Yes, their personality is probably a big part of why they can't get a date, but even if they got a date with their perfect woman they'd quickly realize after that they still don't feel fulfilled - because they are still mentally stuck on the idea of being a "chad", climbing the social ranks of society (the date might help a little, but not much).

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Well he skipped his usual mid-month update.

I wonder if he has something for Christmas this year. Maybe Michawhale-a will sing for him "This Christmas I am still walking free" or something like this.

That being said, we'll probably have a December 1st update, and I'm betting that we'll get news about how he's tenatively back into gamedev and yansim, to release a christmas patch at the least. Sounds like the kind of soft entry he'd want to make back into the wider community.

And this is what makes me sad. EDP got wiped from the web for basically the same thing, yet Alex gets a rubber gloves treatment. Everyone knows he is a groomer, but they laugh at him instead of calling for action, while he is still surrounded by underage girls.

 

[lumaleelumabop]

It's a new month so I checked the Patreon.

The number of patrons dropped a bit but the funds went up a little. I was hoping for a massive dump.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

It's a new month so I checked the Patreon.
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The number of patrons dropped a bit but the funds went up a little. I was hoping for a massive dump.

Is the old theory that he funds himself still viable?

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Is the old theory that he funds himself still viable?

I don't see why it wouldn't be, but I feel it's definite that someone is watching those numbers and occasionally acts to bring them up past a certain point. There was absolutely intervention taken at the start as this month as the usual start-of-month contribution dip was notably absent, and Alex is still only posting updates on Patreon instead of his more well-known and followed Wordpress.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

I don't see why it wouldn't be, but I feel it's definite that someone is watching those numbers and occasionally acts to bring them up past a certain point. There was absolutely intervention taken at the start as this month as the usual start-of-month contribution dip was notably absent, and Alex is still only posting updates on Patreon instead of his more well-known and followed Wordpress.

I mean, he'll run out of money eventually. And we know what his spending habits are like.