Can Someone Help Me Assemble A Dildo Purchased From Ikea?

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

It's got all these bolts and screws

 

[BMO_]

post the instruction please.

 

[keytar]

dildö

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Phillips? Torx? 10mm? Wingnuts?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

First throw out the free Allen wrench they give you and get an actual high quality one, second lay out all the pieces in a wide clean space to make sure everything's there, next your going to look thought all the instructions visualizing the steps while checking your parts, then you can start the actual assembly. Always remember to triple check the orientation of the finish and if the dowels are too thick and stuck use sandpaper and if there too thin and loose use wax. You should also test all electronic elements outside the build before installation and if any parts aren't up to snuff never be afraid to contact them for replacements, you bought that dildo with your hard earned money and they're obligated to give you working quality part to assemble it.

 

[Moths]

Oh silly op it may look like a dildo but its actually a traditional swedish shelf called a skjkjkklllkajkkksjjsronjskkjsjkksjkson

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

You’re replacing me?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

First throw out the free Allen wrench they give you and get an actual high quality one

Make sure it’s chamfered.

No good:



Good:

 

[Tablet County]

Do it yourself, dick.

Not to be confused with the do-it-yourself dick.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Make sure it’s chamfered.

No good:

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Good:
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Ball end

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ball end

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That’ll only work if you don’t need the leverage. Nice for starting the job, bad for finishing it

 

[Coelacanth]

Well first you start by putting Rod A into Slot B...

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

That’ll only work if you don’t need the leverage. Nice for starting the job, bad for finishing it

Leverage? Impact driver

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Leverage? Impact driver
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Given the context, people will start jamming those up their pisshole

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Given the context, people will start jamming those up their pisshole

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

Reminder:
Anything is a buttplug if you are brave enough.

 

[Rozzy]

I got it assembled and ran an extension cord from your house to test it outside in your yard.

Spoiler: nsfw