Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Frogget-me-not]

Shark spotted in the wild.

 

[WingsOfTarkov]

Not terribly interesting but two Gayden pooners frequent where I work, I assume to get hormones or some shit because they are in pretty regularly for pharmacy business. One time the two lil doods approached me with a question: “um hi yes my boyfriend needs to find this product for his mom” then proceeded to point at his heckin valid “boyfriend” who I assume had social anxiety or something hence not being able to ask herself. I looked down at the dood and nearly chuckled but managed to control myself. It’s so amusing knowing they actually think they are gay men in a gay relationship oh lil’ pooner, never change.

 

[A serious hat]

Saw another tranny today. The pics aren’t the best, I have to be stealth when taking pics in public lest I risk a troon out. It was with a fat actual woman who was walking with a cane. Both masked up, probably for different reasons of course. The troon probably thinks it helps him “pass” better but I wasn’t fooled. It’s hard to tell from the pic but it’s very obviously a man. He was flat chested and very male bodied, with a distinct man face behind the mask.

 

[WingsOfTarkov]

It’s hard to tell from the pic but it’s very obviously a man.

Oh I believe you, look at those massive gorilla hands!

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Saw my first one out in the wild today. I decided to go against my better judgment and go to the place I normally avoid like the plague... Wal-mart. Mostly because I'm a weirdo who craves black licorice(that is not a euphemism you perverts, I'm not Rekieta) and this is the only grocery store here that has it other than the tiny bags at Dollar General.

I saw a dude walking with an actual woman. This dude had long stringy hair, a jacket, and a hideous dress under it with the same print as some Great Grandparent's wallpaper. Also had giant felt boots.
Being a large, fat guy he had no idea how to walk in these boots so he walked like a large fat guy. Loudly CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP around the store.

 

[admiral]

There's an MTF trans at my work. I don't hate her as a person but my god she is the laziest bitch imaginable. She just sits on her fat ass all shift doing fuck all and then gets pissy when you ask her to do anything.

 

[WingsOfTarkov]

There's an MTF trans at my work. I don't hate her as a person but my god she is the laziest bitch imaginable. She just sits on her fat ass all shift doing fuck all and then gets pissy when you ask her to do anything.

MtF are not women.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I can't believe how often you all see troons in the wild. I've only ever seen one out and about. Predictably, he was huge and in the women's bathroom, but I've never seen anyone else. I just want to give you all my condolences; I seriously don't know how you deal with it affecting your actual life day in, day out.

 

[CoolFool]

I found out recently this cashier at the gas station I frequent is a troon. I didn't realize he wasn't a woman because he's ugly, older, and overweight. He looks like a woman at a first glance, if you aren't paying too much attention. His voice sounds like a woman who smoked 10 packs a day. I looked him up on facebook and he was a decent looking gay man, Idk why he trooned out to look like a ugly obese woman. I guess twink death hit him hard.

 

[admiral]

MtF are not women.

Yeah I know but she's a real person I really know and we all call her 'she' at work so it'd feel weird calling her 'he'. I'm not gonna maintain two sets of pronouns for a person just so I can be mean online.

 

[Meat Target]

Saw one as I was leaving a gun show this weekend, of all places.

Not *at* the gun show, though. There was also some kind of gaming convention going on at the same venue. It was in a retinue of ugly dangerhaired freaks, and it wouldn't have stood out had I not heard its voice.

 

[WingsOfTarkov]

I just want to give you all my condolences; I seriously don't know how you deal with it affecting your actual life day in, day out.

I actually like seeing them in public, nothing quite like live comedy.

 

[Screamer_2]

Saw another. It was completely stereotypical.

The person had the classic loser nerd look. Round head. Kind of proportioned like a baby. Glasses. Mid-40ish, but who knows could be 30s with poor nutrition. Overweight but not obese. I don't really recall if there was an attempt at make up. Maybe the barest in minimums like some eye liner and light lipstip. The hair was grown out, thin. Looks like no attempt had been made to style it. A light blond wash in it. Wearing a loose fitting sleeveless sheer dress. Just like a big light coloured bag with had flowers dotted over it. Had a hunch.

 

[The Gunt Whisperer]

MtF are not women.

Yeah I know but she's a real person I really know and we all call her 'she' at work so it'd feel weird calling her 'he'. I'm not gonna maintain two sets of pronouns for a person just so I can be mean online.

Besides that, it is most prudent to maintain consistency. Some of us have lives and jobs where we must “properly gender” people, and it can be very easy to slip up if you’re used to using one set of terminology here.

I do know several trans women that I view as the person they are presenting to be. I respect them enough to respect them.

And I know others that are simply AGP TiMs… but I’m cautious to not mix pronouns because doing so could be disastrous. And it is very easy to slip up when you’re able to communicate freely here but are constrained IRL.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I think I saw one at a local dive-bar. Was picking up dinner for the night, and I only noticed her when I heard and re-heard the voice a couple of times. It had the quality one would expect, though it was at least still intelligible. Her appearance was also what one would expect—pasty white, rather fat, seemingly no breasts (might have been under a binder, but it seems likely she had them removed, if she was on T), more hair on her face than her head (which was covered by a backwards-facing cap), a rather bushy beard, and the eyes were quintessentially feminine.

I'm not sure about anyone else, but the first indication that something was off was the fact that she called me "baby" several times. I've only ever heard women use that term; hence the suspicion. Probably the first FtM (or transsexual in general) I've seen since moving.

 

[Deer Warts]

I can't believe how often you all see troons in the wild. I've only ever seen one out and about. Predictably, he was huge and in the women's bathroom, but I've never seen anyone else. I just want to give you all my condolences; I seriously don't know how you deal with it affecting your actual life day in, day out.

I have seen so many. Way more than I've mentioned in this thread. Each sighting makes me more depressed because if seeing only one means the trans thing is a rare experience, exception to the norm, seeing multiple indicates the opposite.

East coast. Suburbs.

1. Giant, genderblob, pube-beard pooner at the health club reception desk. Bristled when the friend with me asked her for her name. Gave it, after a hostile pause. Name was a typical pooner name, think "Milo".

2. A full-on Buffalo Bill at 7-11. Tank top, ropy, tattooed arms, dirty hands encrusted with silver rings. Skirt, sandals, long hair, leathery tan face, one of those awful leather/suede bags with a leather fringe

3. Supermarket checker. 6 feet if he's an inch. Tiny head. Ponytail. Gorgeous HRT skin, and a name tag with the most stereotypical troon name imaginable.

4. Skinwalking hons at the Goodwill, at least twice. I kept well clear so no other details.

5. This one is wild. Wal-Mart parking lot. The next car over. It's a female, late twenties. Even seated I can see she's tiny. Close-cropped hair, black and deep purple. I'm getting a tranny vibe but as always I tell myself I'm projecting. She looks ... furtive ... and seems to be fumbling around for something.

I would swear, on the stand, with a life in the balance, that she took a hypodermic needle and jabbed it directly into her thigh.

This makes no sense. You don't give yourself an injection through clothes. And even if it was an injection there's no reason to think it was HRT. "I saw a woman pretending to be a man inject herself with HRT in a Wal-Mart parking lot" sounds like the kind of weird dream you'd chuckle over with a fellow Kiwi, but I swear it felt like that was what I was witnessing. She had this bizarre, absolutely blank look on her face while it was happening.

I hung back and watched her get out and walk into the store. Best word to describe her would be "elfin". Jacket, jeans, black suede boots, the close-cropped black hair with the deep purple streaks. I still don't know what I saw, or if she was a tranny or not, but this has haunted me and it's something of a relief to get it off my chest. Alternative explanations to the stabbing-through-jeans-with-a-needle welcomed.

 

[A.P. Hill]

I signed up to take a Japanese language exam in a certain city on the West Coast best known for being an open-air drug market, so I guess I shouldn't be too surprised that my testing site was full of troons. At one point, about 10 troons in a row entered the room, each one greasier, fatter, and putting less effort into passing than the last. One of them could have been a dead ringer for Byuu and was also carrying around vtuber gear in public. I just feel bad for the poor little Asian ladies who proctor these tests and are presumably exposed to these freaks multiple times a year.

 

[TismFarmer]

I thought there weren't any gender specials living in my small town but yesterday I had the horrifying realisation that the Security guard at my local supermarket, who I thought was an unfortunate woman with PCOS, now has an entire pube beard. Like a fringe all the way around the bottom of her face but nowhere else. There's no way it's caused by anything except T. She seems to like me for some reason so I'm going to try and confirm.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

I had a double troon sighting today at the airport.

I was standing in line for security and was right next where people line up for the CLEAR line. I heard a super faggoty voice and I look over and who do I see ? BLAIRE WHITE, Joey the boyfriend was there too. Blaire had big huge sunglasses on so couldn't see her face well, bit the lips stuck out so far from her face.

As I'm walking to my gate out of the corner of my eye I see a flight attendant with a really short skirt . I think it's unusual but do not get a good look at them. Once on my flight again out of the corner of my eye I see the flight attendant coming down the aisle in a really short skirt. Don't get a good look, but then I hear the gay voice. So when they come back down, I see it's a very obvious troon with a face like a brick. Their makeup wasn't bad, they kinda looked like a drag queen. Their skirt was a pencil skirt that was hitting just below mid thigh, not exactly scandalous but I've never seen a modern flight attendant with a skirt that short. Probably cause it's a troon they don't know how to reprimand them.

 

[Woodchipper]

Seen't another pooner today. Again, wearing Redditorface. All of the self-inflicted physical and mental hell she had to have gone through, just to look like an atheist pear.