Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pomniman]

- He claims both of them were virgins when they met.

I do not think this matches with what he has previously said...

He's been saying that a lot recently though it seems like a dubious claim at best to the point where I don't know why he even bothers repeating it even if it is true.

 

[footballteam]

This is such an immature perspective. When you're making $20,000 a week by working during the day, then you work during the day. If that changes your family's schedule, then your family adapts. At $20,000/week you can hire someone to fill in where you are no longer available. Hell, at that rate, he could hire an actual practicing lawyer to step in and teach the Constitutional Law class!

And when you've hired a nanny - she's being paid for things to fall on her. It's literally her job to take care of things.

One of the big benefits of homeschooling is that you control your schedule. You can teach your kids in the evening if you want. You can be flexible around other things in your life. You can prioritize more important things, like the job that (in cases where you aren't having everything covered by a trust fund) keeps the roof over y'alls' heads. Homeschooling is usually a thing that a mother does by herself while her husband is out of the house working. For Kayla not to be able to manage that while having the help of a nanny is really embarrassing.

And if Nick wants to fall back on what his show was built on, then find some legal documents to read, you flipping tard. His show absolutely was not built on complaining about how hard his life is and trying to undermine black comic creators.

What a loser.

Agreed. This is a dumb Nick take. The original agreement may have been 4-5 hours a night, but that was well before the Rittenhouse trial and him being able to pull in 20k+ live viewers during trial streams. Nick made enough just during the trial streams to set him up for the whole year.

Streaming 4-5 hours a night with the occasional big trial stream is a job that few would complain about. What is the alternative to that? Working 8-10 hour days and barely scraping by as a strip mall attorney in a small town?

I guess this would make sense for a normal person and not for someone with a trust fund to fill in the income gaps...

 

[Joggin Noggin]

It's perfectly okay to say that a schizo is a pedophile with no proof whatsoever, but someone saying you're a blackface lawyer when you are both a lawyer and have appeared in blackface before is crossing the line. Makes sense, Nick.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Don't have the full context but it sounds less like she's saying Balldo will be gone and more like she's saying Balldo and other grifters like him will dump Kyle once he's no longer popular in the mainstream in a few years.

Also, does Kyle have two sisters as she looks completely different from the one during the trials.

Edit: Looks like he does have two sisters and this is the one on the far right? She lost weight.
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they are very unfortunate looking people. At least 2/3 of them.

 

[Retink Retunk]

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Wait, I did not notice that her older sister Faith lost a lot of weight in 2 years. Good call, since Kyle Rittenhouse is still in his 20s, gain a lot of weight in 3 years.

He's just learning to manifest cheese with his mind like Sean can.

 

[newuser131]

He needs to stop calling himself a Christian.

ppp called him the minnesota micro because, per rekieta's testimonial, you can't ballgasm unless you have a small penis. and we all know he is always using the balldo. why would rekieta use the balldo without ballgasm? therefore, rekieta should be called minnesota micro.

 

[Captain Manning]

More Rekieta on Kino Casino right now.

Elissa clip here:

Kyle Rittenhouse sister Faith Rittenhouse say Rekieta is going to be irrelevant in 4 years and will not be around. (Yo, Elisa clip this)

Four years?

Damn, Kyle's sister is very generous.

Confession Time: I have been interfering with Nick Rekieta's personal life for months now,

Null has been explicit in his instructions regarding such conduct in this thread. You leave me no choice:

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

- The internet is a 'nudge' and 'background effect' on people's life, and it has been affecting some IRL people in his life recently. The good people just ignore the rumours.

He's the "people" the internet has been affecting. Nick is admitting he's not a good person since he can't ignore the rumors.

- ReaverTown told him to 'cover trials, talk theology, ans stop degeneracy' to stop his issues.

2/3 of this is good advice. Nick will of course disregard and do the exact opposite.

- Everything falls on his wife and nanny during a trials stream and their original agreement was that he would work 4-5 hours a night then be there to assist with kids. He also had to teach his Thursday class, and he wants to keep his word to them. He did not build his show on trials, so he will stick with the night show over trials. His wife teaches basic music theory classes.

The horror that his wife and nanny may have to watch the kids more while Nick pulls in money. Nick made 250k during Depp and while that trial took for-fucking-ever, it was worth it for him. "He did not build his show on trials" maybe not but he experienced massive growth and superchats from them.

- Nick did not want a lot of kids, originally.

Still doesn't.

Nick said he still likes Reaverton becuase they are long-time fan.

Presumably also hopes they make a billion dollars despite them being a fag who should stop telling him what to do.

Clippers have miscast him

That damn Elissa clipping him out of context again. How could she not include the very important context that "my wife's body is destroyed" was missing.

He COULD take people home, but he DOESN'T. He sees nothing wrong with this because he is not TRYING to pick people up, and the fact that it happens all the time is not bad.

This is really fucking weird that he KEEPS talking about this. "Yeah, we go out and cocktease people and then go home together." Bro if your sex life with your wife is so bad you need to shove your balls in her ass and tease people at Gay 90s to get it up you have issues.

 

[Captain Manning]

Don't have the full context but it sounds less like she's saying Balldo will be gone and more like she's saying Balldo and other grifters like him will dump Kyle once he's no longer popular in the mainstream in a few years.

She's correct.

In the 80s there was a guy name Bernhard Goetz who shot (but did not kill) four teens trying to rob him on a NYC subway. He was a big cause célèbre for a while. He was mostly acquitted at trial, though he was convicted of possessing an unlicensed handgun, which was/is illegal in NYC.

Today, he rarely comes up in conversation.

I do think Rekieta is gonna be a pale shadow of his former self within four years time (if he lives that long), but yeah, Kyle's sister appears to be talking about Kyle's prospects of being on the interview circuit in four years time.

 

[No Scope]

the woman senator interview, or both where his chat asked the guest about futanari and I want to see how the awkward situation transpired.

The person Null referenced in MATI is Dani Ahn.

Spoiler: Dani Ahn and Lawtube

* She grew up as a Mormon and married a South Korean guy.
* AFAIK, Dani Ahn first appearance was in Legal Vices streams and she has been a guest on other Lawtuber channels as well.
* Her YouTube channel is Dani Ahn Direct. Uploads videos, Live streams, guests on other YT channels.
* She was running for Salt Lake County District Attorney. Her first video on her YT channel provides insight to this.
* I believe she practices family law right with a firm.
* She has appeared in Rekieta's streams several times either headlined or as a random guest.
- Dec. 15, 2022 - https://rumble.com/v20ptlc-dani-ahn...litics-judges-oh-and-upper-echelons-ceas.html
- Dec. 25, 2022 - https://rumble.com/v229uwo-christmas-eve-with-ty-beard-merry-christmas.html
- March 18, 2023 (Last appearance) - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16965502
- @elb - Made a compilation clip titled - The Corruption of Dani Ahn - WGFD
- Attended the ghetto-fabulous Las Vegas event that Rekieta put together in December of 2022.


My personal opinion is she is no different than the other clout chasers that are on Lawtube. A few things that stuck out to me about her are . . .

* Remember her putting on makeup in a stream and then turning the video off after a short time since it was taking longer to finish and was distracting while others were talking about a case. I know Branca was in it and I think Legal Vices and Rekieta. (Really don't need to see how an e-thot in the morning gets ready.)
* She said in Legal Vices stream that she is the kind of girl that will "Ride or die!" Cringe as fuck as that is something Faran once said before in a stream with Rekieta.
* She will ban you in her chat if she thinks you are hinting at Fed posting or anything that YT considers to be offensive. Not as bad as LegalBytes.
* There was a video she made supporting Israel right after the Oct 7th attack by Hamas. It's a video that Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley would be proud to endorse. That video I no longer see up on her channel, it is not the Live stream one.

I may watch some of her content depending on the topic from time to time and she seems smart enough to distance herself from drama like Nick.

 

[ReverendVerse]

Interesting bit of introspection that Nick missed on last night's show while watching Maddox's video. Nick mentioned that Dax was making 20k a month by talking about Maddox and went on to say if it was something that was making money, then why wouldn't you capitalize on it? You would be dumb not grifting something that makes you so much money, right? He admonished Maddox for not doing the same. That was the message Nick was trying to convey to his audience.

So... Nick... about those trial streams...

 

[Retink Retunk]

She's correct.

In the 80s there was a guy name Bernhard Goetz who shot (but did not kill) four teens trying to rob him on a NYC subway. He was a big cause célèbre for a while. He was mostly acquitted at trial, though he was convicted of possessing an unlicensed handgun, which was/is illegal in NYC.

Today, he rarely comes up in conversation.

I do think Rekieta is gonna be a pale shadow of his former self within four years time (if he lives that long), but yeah, Kyle's sister appears to be talking about Kyle's prospects of being on the interview circuit in four years time.

You can even point to David Hogg who did all he could to position himself in the political sector, and he's still mostly a footnote at this point that is only brought up by retards on the right replying to him. Even Gretta Thunberg has mostly fallen into the shadows with the one thing to get her back into the media being the Palestine thing.

If you're not setting up your new thing while your prior thing is still ongoing, you're going to fall off hard, and even if you are setting up a new thing you'll still be far from your highs of the past.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This is such an immature perspective. When you're making $20,000 a week by working during the day, then you work during the day. If that changes your family's schedule, then your family adapts. At $20,000/week you can hire someone to fill in where you are no longer available. Hell, at that rate, he could hire an actual practicing lawyer to step in and teach the Constitutional Law class!

And when you've hired a nanny - she's being paid for things to fall on her. It's literally her job to take care of things.

One of the big benefits of homeschooling is that you control your schedule. You can teach your kids in the evening if you want. You can be flexible around other things in your life. You can prioritize more important things, like the job that (in cases where you aren't having everything covered by a trust fund) keeps the roof over y'alls' heads. Homeschooling is usually a thing that a mother does by herself while her husband is out of the house working. For Kayla not to be able to manage that while having the help of a nanny is really embarrassing.

And if Nick wants to fall back on what his show was built on, then find some legal documents to read, you flipping tard. His show absolutely was not built on complaining about how hard his life is and trying to undermine black comic creators.

What a loser.

I agree with all of this, but I try to keep my editorialising to a minimum in my summaries.

To me it seems like Nick and Kayla want to act the same way that they did in uni and they never made the transition to 'adult' life mindset. This manifests as Nick saying that Christian conservatives want you to never have 'fun' in a marriage and turn it into a sexless and joyless thing. His advocacy for (monogomaous) degeneracy and desire to 'de-stigmatise' is puerile rebellion against repressive expectations.

Also, most families have 2 working parents or a single earner gone from 9-5. Nick has a leg up on most by having a homemaker wife AND a nanny. Nick could make a cognisable argument if he could articulate that his specific circumstances are different (e.g. His kids have more activities than normal, he has to drive further for things, the wife has a side business's, etc...) but instead he seems to be stuck in 'Well you know guys, we are ALL busy... Life gets crazy for all of us... You know how it is when your Nanny calls out...' He is trying to get people to empathise with his abnormal experience and the dissonance is jarring.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

The horror that his wife and nanny may have to watch the kids more while Nick pulls in money. Nick made 250k during Depp and while that trial took for-fucking-ever, it was worth it for him. "He did not build his show on trials" maybe not but he experienced massive growth and superchats from them.

While a few months back there was speculation that Nick was hiring a second employee as a driver, I believe it later came to be known that "the driver" he refers to is also the young 20s nanny.

It's fairly clear by implication that when Nick refers to "helping Kayla with the kids", he is exclusively referring to being chauffeur to the batshit insanely organized homeschool co-op itinerary. A schedule that runs from dawn until past midnight and supposedly impedes your average nuclear family participants to have even single adult member employed FT.

Given Nick's past earning potential, this dilemma could've been solved by hiring a professional driver like politicians do. Pay him to be on stand-by from dawn until dusk 5 days a week and the keys to the Navigator. Buy or rent a 7-seater van if they don't all fit.

Bam. No more excuses. Back to the streaming dungeon FT.

The person Null referenced in MATI is Dani Ahn.

Dani Ahn was also the target in that one clip with Steve Gosney.

The usually wholesome and devoutly Christian was shouting out instructions to Ahn who was adjusting something on her shelf behind her streaming chair. Gosney was giving fake instructions to frame her jeaned behind for the camera.

To this day I'm not sure how much was naiveté, lust or in-joke.

Edit: Elissa clipped it

It's not quite as prolonged and gross as I remember, but it was a side of Gosney I'd never seen before.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick mentioned that Dax was making 20k a month by talking about Maddox and went on to say if it was something that was making money, then why wouldn't you capitalize on it? You would be dumb not grifting something that makes you so much money, right? He admonished Maddox for not doing the same. That was the message Nick was trying to convey to his audience.

If Nick thinks anybody is making that amount money talking about Maddox in 2023, he's a fucking idiot.

Nobody seems to how and why Juju makes the money he does, especially considering how mediocre the new TBPITU is doing in terms of views and subs, but it's extremely doubtful it's people who care about Maddox. Dick's Patreon has been one of the greater mysteries on KF as long as I can remember.

I'd buy that Dick is laundering drug money for Riley before I'd believe that people give him 20K a month to tell the same tired stories about George Ouzounian again and again.

So... Nick... about those trial streams...

That is where he would (and at one time did) make money, yes.

Maddox helped push start him back in 2018, but that is when there was an active court case. He wisely dropped it an moved on to Weebwars come 2019. Then dropped that when it went pear-shaped and moved onto true crime trial coverage. Every single success Nick has enjoyed in the past has been related to legal analysis. Not generic drama.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

- He said he likes to go out with his wife and they go out, and he has a 'naturally flirty' manner to talk and buys people's drinks when he gets one for him and his wife. He likes to ingratiate himself during social situations. That leads to 'signals' from others that he ignored or turns down. He COULD take people home, but he DOESN'T. He sees nothing wrong with this because he is not TRYING to pick people up, and the fact that it happens all the time is not bad. People have made a mountain out of a mole hill and it is not morally inconsistent with his previous stated morals.

This is really fucking weird that he KEEPS talking about this. "Yeah, we go out and cocktease people and then go home together." Bro if your sex life with your wife is so bad you need to shove your balls in her ass and tease people at Gay 90s to get it up you have issues.

Nick is way past the point where it would be less embarrassing to openly come out as a swinger. The alternative narrative that he pushes that the fact that despite having been caught at swinger- or swinger-adjacent events or places repeatedly by his thread, they merely go to the bar and flirt with people but they don't go back with anyone because ME AND MUH WIFE ARE MONOGAMOUS is unbelievably stupid in every way.

 

[ReverendVerse]

If Nick thinks anybody is making that amount money talking about Maddox in 2023, he's a fucking idiot.

That's the rub though. I agree with your assessment, however, Nick does believe this. He believes that Juju at least "made" himself from grifting off of Maddox and was able to carry that forward, but the point still stands. Nick believes if you so something that makes you five figures a month, you need to continue doing that. Nick made most of his money from trial streams, it vastly outweighs his nightly show. Nick's sun is setting and it's probably too late to change course now, but if he had kept his momentum going, like he assumes Juju did, then he would still making insane amounts of cash.

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick is way past the point where it would be less embarrassing to openly come out as a swinger. The alternative narrative that he pushes that the fact that despite having been caught at swinger- or swinger-adjacent events or places repeatedly by his thread, they merely go to the bar and flirt with people but they don't go back with anyone because ME AND MUH WIFE ARE MONOGAMOUS is unbelievably stupid in every way.

Or he could STFU about his sex life.

 

[No Scope]

Dani Ahn was also the target in that one clip with Steve Gosney.

The usually wholesome and devoutly Christian was shouting out instructions to Ahn who was adjusting something on her shelf behind her streaming chair. Gosney was giving fake instructions to frame her jeaned behind for the camera.

To this day I'm not sure how much was naiveté, lust or in-joke.

I remember that video. Steve Gosney was acting like one of Rekieta's fanboys then and probably didn't realize the bad optics behind it until it was too late. It was only recently he seems to have smartened up about Nick when he was in that video with Legal Mindset criticizing Nick. Imagine getting a p3do defender and defamer to write your foreward in a published work you wrote. Not a good selling point if you ask me.


FYI - Today Dec. 6th at 2:00PM EST

Sean will be covering "Donald Trump - 14th Amendment Hearing - Oral Arguments (ATTORNEY REACTS)"

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

God, I can't stand listening to his voice anymore outside of the MATI streams. Kudos to the people who document this shit.