Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[newuser131]

Nick really needs to stop caring so much about what Christian conservatives do in the bedroom. They certainly wouldn't invite Nick into their bedroom to begin with, so there's no way he could know, and projecting the marital problems of a few Christian conservatives onto the whole lot of them is silly. If that's his approach, then he should do the same for the heartache and abuse that can manifest in the sexually liberated couple/throuple/swinger/whatevers.

real talk. conservatives are just as sexually degenerate as liberals. the only difference is conservatives don't want degeneracy thrown in their face or within public view.

this is similar to the roman republic social view on sex. you can do that stuff behind closed doors. but in public, you have a wife and children and you don't talk or obsess about sex. anything that is degenerate in public is looked down upon in polite society as unmasculine.

i don't think we would mistaken rekieta as masculine, maybe that is why he obsess about sex in public so much.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Kyle Rittenhouse sister Faith Rittenhouse say Rekieta is going to be irrelevant in 4 years and will not be around. (Yo, Elisa clip this)

Credit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex-HqmLaml0

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I think that's a bit of a stretch to take from that clip alone at least. First of all it's the guy doing the talking, and it sounds to me like he is saying that Kyle can't count on the likes of Rekieta because they will be gone once they can't milk Rittenhouse for money, and that is what she agrees with.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think Nick is trying to rationalize his obsessions with sex. Hedonism II? Instagram thots? The weird sex dungeon thing he wanted to build? The trashy AirBnB in Nashville? I seriously doubt his claim that he doesn't use OnlyFans. He's trying to rationalize that this stuff is okay.

I actually agree with him that Christian Conservatives need to de-stigmatize sex. I was raised that sex is to be done missionary style, in the dark, only for procreation, despite the Bible explicitly saying otherwise. My pastor actually has an excellent series on Song of Solomon, that sex is a gift from God and one to be celebrated between a husband and wife and it's expected that we're to get freaky with our wives. My parents and grandparents generation treated sex as some sort of means to an end of producing off-spring. So how do we de-stigmatize it? Obviously it starts with being comfortable talking about it.

So, Nick isn't technically wrong, he just takes an extreme position of it.

I want to agree, in principle, but I also used to agree 'in principle' with a lot of lolbert talking points, and at this point most of them reduce down to an unironic 'The age of consent should be lowered' as a particular application after all the hypothetical 'NAP and property rights' talk is over and left by the wayside.

To stop the polsperging before it goes further, I will summarise it all as: ' If Nick truly cares about this cause, he is his own enemy and the worst representative for his idealistic principles'.

To put it even more simply:

'The Balldo discovery and its consequences have been a disaster for the Whiskey-Drinking Lawyer'

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Outside of the Hedonism II stuff and their weird "fake swinger" thing, I'll be honest, Nick actually using the balldo doesn't bother me. It's the least offensive thing he's done. Between a married couple, and behind closed doors (key phrase), a man and his wife can be as degenerate as your heart's desire. As a Christian, I have literally no reservations about a married couple using such a toy (or any sex toy for that manner) and I wouldn't hold it against them from a religious aspect and if they're Christians, I see no sin in having whatever fun you want to have with your wife. However, keep that stuff in the bedroom and between you and your spouse. The world doesn't need to know about it.

Nick's issue is keeping that shit behind closed doors. We don't need to know that. The initial meme around the balldo was funny as it was more of a "point and laugh at it" and then it became a whole thing he aired out in front of his audience. In my eyes, using the balldo doesn't make Nick a degenerate, but telling the world he did and wanted to write a review of it, does.

I don't think ANYONE gives a shit on moral grounds whether or not he uses the balldo. The balldo is the most ridiculous, confounding, and insane device ever created for monogamy aid and it's funny to make fun of Nick for using one and espousing its virtues.

As far as Christian morals go, that all falls on him openly thirsting after men women that aren't his wife.

 

[AnOminous]

- He loves when people bring criticisms to hik in LOCALS because he can responsd in a safe place and way to explain them.

Lmao faggot literally says he needs a safe space. Nice little tumblrina.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Sean is currently streaming and received this superchat. He basically says he doesn't know what is going on but something has changed. I can't clip but @elb might want to.

 

[AnOminous]

It's fairly clear by implication that when Nick refers to "helping Kayla with the kids", he is exclusively referring to being chauffeur to the batshit insanely organized homeschool co-op itinerary. A schedule that runs from dawn until past midnight and supposedly impedes your average nuclear family participants to have even single adult member employed FT.

I call absolute bullshit on this Balldosplaining. This isn't how normal people behave much less people with literal servants.

He always has time for shit HE wants to do, like trips to cuck resorts to get cucked, trips to gay bars to be gay, random vacations multiple times a year, trips to Anime Matsuri even though he has no real business excuse for it since he's now loathed by most of that sektur, etc.

 

[make_it_so]

What’s this about Rekieta not wanting to stream trials anymore btw?

Seems like a pretty dumb decision, considering that (duh!) that’s what people tune in for and has made him a lot of money.

Probably because that would require getting up before 8AM, which mean no more drunk streaming till pre-dawn and, well, that would be an unreasonable change to Nick's lifestyle.

Maddox has always been an asshole, that was his schtick. Nick's was Ned Flanders meets The Blue Haired Lawyer, to borrow some Simpsons archetypes. Now that we know he's more Troy McClure (with the fish thing), well, it's balldos all the way down.

Unfair comparison, whatever his faults Troy was always highly charismatic. Raving, perpetually smashed bitter ex-gf Rekieta is anything but.

 

[AnOminous]

If that's his approach, then he should do the same for the heartache and abuse that can manifest in the sexually liberated couple/throuple/swinger/whatevers.

You mean like his own obviously fucked up, miserable, codependent shitty relationship?

 

[Fapcop]

I don't think ANYONE gives a shit on moral grounds whether or not he uses the balldo. The balldo is the most ridiculous, confounding, and insane device ever created for monogamy aid and it's funny to make fun of Nick for using one and espousing its virtues.

As far as Christian morals go, that all falls on him openly thirsting after men women that aren't his wife.

TBF: He’s certainly not the only one in that marriage who has problems with thirsting or encouraging others to thirst.

Kayla seems positively thrilled at the thought of giving weirdos on locals erections.

As for the baldo, while I’m not sure whether there is any scripture specifically talking about oversharing your sexlife, I do know that marriage is a sacrament before god, and if you’re a Christian, therefore not something to take lightly.

Isn’t there also a passage in the Bible about the mouth running over with what the heart is full of? Not a good look to have a heart overfilled with cringy sextoys.

 

[thebigdream]

real talk. conservatives are just as sexually degenerate as liberals. the only difference is conservatives don't want degeneracy thrown in their face or within public view.

this is similar to the roman republic social view on sex. you can do that stuff behind closed doors. but in public, you have a wife and children and you don't talk or obsess about sex. anything that is degenerate in public is looked down upon in polite society as unmasculine.

i don't think we would mistaken rekieta as masculine, maybe that is why he obsess about sex in public so much.

I don't want to shit up the thread by starting a gay debate about Rome, but your view on Roman sexuality doesn't match the historical record, they were far more sexually open than the modern West. As Rackets would say, I'm just telling you this as a friend, I don't want you to take down your comment, I want you to make a million bucks.

 

[AnOminous]

As far as Christian morals go, that all falls on him openly thirsting after men women that aren't his wife.

And the whole not even believing Jesus is the Son of God thing. Pretty sure that's a deal-breaker.

I don't want to shit up the thread by starting a gay debate about Rome, but your view on Roman sexuality doesn't match the historical record, they were far more sexually open than the modern West.

But yet they also said "Caesar's wife must be above suspicion."

 

[Anticipointment]

 

[Henri Barbusse]

The "monogamous" shit is a lie. He obviously has some weird definition he's using to make non-monogamous into monogamous.

Monogamous = only one woman. The bulls are not women, so they don't count.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Monogamous to Rekieta means that he just puts the Balldo into Our Wife or some Destiny-tier cuck logic.

 

[Not Who You Think]

real talk. conservatives are just as sexually degenerate as liberals. the only difference is conservatives don't want degeneracy thrown in their face or within public view.

(Christian) conservatives being as degenerate or moreso is also fetishized across the board regardless of how true it is. This is Nick's cope of swingers being around every corner in churches and grocery stores. Nick thinks they all do it (or want to do it) and they just need Nick to set an example and free them.

Degenerate as one may be (conservative or otherwise), self-control can make a huge difference. Nick apparently didn't have self-control. Nick only had repression making it no surprise that he was lacking in control and oversharing. Somehow, Nick managed to conflate self-control with repression which is why Nick sought to overcome self-control with his "Inhibition Coomsplosion" in August last year.

 

[Honey's Dead]

God, I can't stand listening to his voice anymore outside of the MATI streams. Kudos to the people who document this shit.

Yeah I am feeling that more and more...

Have a Nick you POS.

 

[Peace Through Power]

I call absolute bullshit on this Balldosplaining. This isn't how normal people behave much less people with literal servants.

He always has time for shit HE wants to do, like trips to cuck resorts to get cucked, trips to gay bars to be gay, random vacations multiple times a year, trips to Anime Matsuri even though he has no real business excuse for it since he's now loathed by most of that sektur, etc.

Yeah, he has definitely started to hate streaming. His kids are older and much more capable of taking care of themselves than they were before, while he was doing trial streams every day for weeks. That's why he is talking about the safe space too, he can't handle being called a cuck or a swinger or a wetbrained coomer, but he can't make any limitations on the chat, because he would be called out for censoring. Every stream he looks greasier and his hair looks thinner. He is decomposing live, looks more pathetic, and shakes more vigorously every time a new Elissa clip comes out.

Monogamous = only one woman. The bulls are not women, so they don't count.

He definitely has that kind of definition for both "monogamous" and "exclusive". He used them both again in the newest Elissa clip. Exclusive just means that they exclude some people from their relationship, not necessarily all people.

It's amazing how Nick can look so broken while coping and giving life advice to strangers. He looks like a man who just walked into his bedroom and saw his wife fuck another man.

 

[TherapyMan]

But yet they also said "Caesar's wife must be above suspicion."

Caesar himself created the genus of the phrase that as a pretext to divorce his (likely) second wife Pompeia—which he wanted to do anyways because the marriage was unhappy— under the pretense Pompeia had been vaguely implicated in a convoluted scheme by a questor named Clodius who dressed as a woman to enter an all-woman's religious ceremony with the intent of seducing her.

Caesar himself of course did not hold himself to this same standard and openly fucked everything that moved, including Brutus' mom and Cleopatra while married.

Clodius does remind me of Nick though.

 

[unfer]

It's amazing how Nick can look so broken while coping and giving life advice to strangers. He looks like a man who just walked into his bedroom and saw his wife fuck another man.

Fucking hell, that wheedling tone and cadence he develops around 12m14s. He sounds like Chris in his overture to Clyde Cash.