Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[sum ting wong]

There's just something very sad and pathetic about his voice and mannerism through this entire video.

 

[Anti Snigger]

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There's just something very sad and pathetic about his voice and mannerism through this entire video.

Dude he actually looks really rough, wtf. Assuming his wife is in the picture, I cannot imagine a woman letting her husband look like that without even mentioning something.

 

[Fools Idol]

I can't wait for my Christmas dinner. A big fat juicy turkey, dripping in goose fat. Roast potatoes as big as your fist with a handful roast sprouts. Mashed carrots and turnip. Salty gammon and Yorkshire puddings with a dollop of brown sauce. All covered in thick homemade gravy. It's not just the food, it's the experience of the whole family getting together around a table to eat, drink and be merry.

What will Christmas dinner be like in the Rekieta household? Daddy refusing to eat because he's acting like an anorexic teenage girl afraid of gaining a little bit of weight but not too afraid to do some exercise or put the bottle down. Our Wife will be either zoned out on whatever pills Dr Shekelstein gives her or having a mental breakdown over nothing. No ones cooking in that disaster of a kitchen so I'd imagine they are going somewhere else. What are the odds Nick gets black out drunk and starts rambling about Josh Moon, Eric July or Elissa to his bewildered family?

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

I can't wait for my Christmas dinner. A big fat juicy turkey, dripping in goose fat. Roast potatoes as big as your fist with a handful roast sprouts. Mashed carrots and turnip. Salty gammon and Yorkshire puddings with a dollop of brown sauce. All covered in thick homemade gravy. It's not just the food, it's the experience of the whole family getting together around a table to eat, drink and be merry.

What will Christmas dinner be like in the Rekieta household? Daddy refusing to eat because he's acting like an anorexic teenage girl afraid of gaining a little bit of weight but not too afraid to do some exercise or put the bottle down. Our Wife will be either zoned out on whatever pills Dr Shekelstein gives her or having a mental breakdown over nothing. No ones cooking in that disaster of a kitchen so I'd imagine they are going somewhere else. What are the odds Nick gets black out drunk and starts rambling about Josh Moon, Eric July or Elissa to his bewildered family?

Potentially the kids will be sent off to sleep over at grandma and grandpa's so Lady Xanax and Notorious N.P.L. can get a Christmas stuffing from Tyrone and his friends.

 

[Peace Through Power]

He is wearing another ring? He still has the blue ring on his left ring finger, so what is the purpose of this one. His fingers also look really fat for some reason.

 

[Fools Idol]

Potentially the kids will be sent off to sleep over at grandma and grandpa's so Lady Xanax and Notorious N.P.L. can get a Christmas stuffing from Tyrone and his friends.

How many calories will Nick be getting from eating out Our Wife after she gets a load blown in her by his bull?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I think that's a bit of a stretch to take from that clip alone at least. First of all it's the guy doing the talking, and it sounds to me like he is saying that Kyle can't count on the likes of Rekieta because they will be gone once they can't milk Rittenhouse for money, and that is what she agrees with.

I agree that it was more the hosts V-Radio and Johnnie Walker Dread dunking on Rekieta and not Rittenhouse's family.

Spoiler: Some Johnnie Walker Dread and V-Radio bio

For some added context, earlier in the stream, the Johnnie Walker Dread co-host mentioned that he had Kyle Rittenhouse's new cell phone number (which Kyle 's own sister Faith claims to have not had access to for 2 months+). He mentioned directly texting Kyle after reading portions of the manuscript that he considered too salacious to give him shit re: "What was he thinking?". And then subsequently got left on read.



This guy has almost 800 videos and claims to have done dozens of videos recently about Kyle, but also mentioned on stream that he just passed the 1k sub mark despite covering the case in-depth for years.

He also self-identifies as an author, which likely gives him more reason to beef with Kyle over releasing a new book.



His co-host V-Radio similarly only has about 5k subs despite much better exposure. He's been on Good Lawgic a few times. He used to appear on Adam&Sitch's livestreams, but had some sort of falling out with Adam Friended because he thought Adam was being disrespectful and personally attacking him. Good Lawgic actually moderated a debate about their beef on Joe's own channel.

V-Radio considers themselves somewhat of an internet documentarian. He used to cover Rittenhouse quite in-depth but now focuses more on rebutting woke nonsense from a left-center perspective. He has some sort of disability and has children. I get the sense he is quite poor. He shills a lot for donations from a "woe is me, support my work" angle, despite the fact that his channel and livestreams get pretty low views due to sporadic scheduling.

TL;DR - The Johnnie Walker Dread and V-Radio hosts make some legitimate points, but also have tons of personal reasons to be salty over Kyle Rittenhouse appearing again with Rekieta.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

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There's just something very sad and pathetic about his voice and mannerism through this entire video.

All his most recent Locals clips have him looking unwashed and about to cry. Considering even that audience is mostly gone it's like his own Tumbler blog.

This man is a master class on do and don't of content creation. He calls Josh an autism, but Nick can't even stop creating smoke while whining when people think there is fire.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He looks like a man who just walked into his bedroom and saw his wife fuck another man.

Looks like?!?

 

[retard strength II]

I know it has been said but I cannot get over how increasingly awful he looks with each new week. It should be downright alarming to anyone close to him. Rapid decline.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I get the feeling that he and his wife are having some kind of marital problem and it's starting to bubble to the surface. This is because Nick is a drunk and despite having a bunch of youtube money living with a drunk gets old real fast, especially when they inevitably start to spiral out like Nick is right now. So now he has to go on camera and whine about a couple of mean people on the Kiwi Farms and explain that everything is great and will be for you if you follow his great advice. That last cope session made it pretty clear.

I'll say it again. Balldo, stop drinking and your wife will stop yelling at you.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I get the feeling that he and his wife are having some kind of marital problem and it's starting to bubble to the surface. This is because Nick is a drunk and despite having a bunch of youtube money living with a drunk gets old real fast, especially when they inevitably start to spiral out like Nick is right now. So now he has to go on camera and whine about a couple of mean people on the Kiwi Farms and explain that everything is great and will be for you if you follow his great advice. That last cope session made it pretty clear.

I'll say it again. Balldo, stop drinking and your wife will stop yelling at you.

You don't understand. Being completely smashed is the only way he can stand looking at her ruined body.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I know it has been said but I cannot get over how increasingly awful he looks with each new week. It should be downright alarming to anyone close to him. Rapid decline.

I think it's easier to be willfully blind when the deterioration is close to home everyday.

Like not noticing how big your kids are growing between family celebrations. Or when you are caring for someone palliative and people are uncomfortable when they see the changes between visits.

 

[FedPostalService]

I can't wait for my Christmas dinner. A big fat juicy turkey, dripping in goose fat. Roast potatoes as big as your fist with a handful roast sprouts. Mashed carrots and turnip. Salty gammon and Yorkshire puddings with a dollop of brown sauce. All covered in thick homemade gravy. It's not just the food, it's the experience of the whole family getting together around a table to eat, drink and be merry.

You forgot the roast parsnips.

 

[Pomniman]

Outside of the Hedonism II stuff and their weird "fake swinger" thing, I'll be honest, Nick actually using the balldo doesn't bother me. It's the least offensive thing he's done. Between a married couple, and behind closed doors (key phrase), a man and his wife can be as degenerate as your heart's desire. As a Christian, I have literally no reservations about a married couple using such a toy (or any sex toy for that manner) and I wouldn't hold it against them from a religious aspect and if they're Christians, I see no sin in having whatever fun you want to have with your wife. However, keep that stuff in the bedroom and between you and your spouse. The world doesn't need to know about it.

Nick's issue is keeping that shit behind closed doors. We don't need to know that. The initial meme around the balldo was funny as it was more of a "point and laugh at it" and then it became a whole thing he aired out in front of his audience. In my eyes, using the balldo doesn't make Nick a degenerate, but telling the world he did and wanted to write a review of it, does.

The balldo is just a convenient shorthand for his weird and goofy midlife crisis-fueled degeneracy as a whole. He tries to bury the lede by calling everyone in his church or whatever an autistic Scandinavian incel prude or lambasting some nebulous version of the internet right as a bunch of Karens but there's a massive gulf between being private about one's sex life as those Minnesotan churchgoers probably want to be and following half-naked Jamacians in BDSM gear on instagram with handles like Energii King the way Nicki Nightshade the Balldo Bitch does. He tries to make his position come off as reasonable and healthy when anyone unfamiliar with him looking at some of the more salacious things unearthed in this thread would instantly think he's a disgusting faggot with a mile long laundry list of fetishes he lies about constantly in the most obnoxious pseudo-moralist way possible by insisting his sloppy drunken lifestyle and outlook on sexuality are healthy.

 

[3MMA]

His fingers also look really fat for some reason.

That would be the edema setting in. Overuse of alcohol can lead to swelling of the face, feet, & hands.

 

[Hot Dog]

This dude is aging years in months, if not weeks. His locals streams are so actively pathetic he looks like a disheveled homeless man tripping on drugs taking about how imaginary people hit on him like he's trying to convince himself more than his audience. Jersh noticing him shaking uncontrollably yesterday was icing on the cake.

That would be the edema setting in. Overuse of alcohol can lead to swelling of the face, feet, & hands.

I'd guess edema or heart issues.

 

[Prince_Stolas]

He definitely has that kind of definition for both "monogamous" and "exclusive". He used them both again in the newest Elissa clip. Exclusive just means that they exclude some people from their relationship, not necessarily all people.
It's amazing how Nick can look so broken while coping and giving life advice to strangers. He looks like a man who just walked into his bedroom and saw his wife fuck another man.

The thing I don't get is why is he bothering with keeping up "monogamous normal guy" act. He has clearly lost the christian conservative audience that gave a damn. We are WAY past the Rubicon of publicly sledgehammering away at the decorum of a "proper relationship". Why does he feel the need to express the position that he is not a perverted fuck?

You don't see Ralph even at the pinnacle of his drunken dellusions explaining to the audience that actually he is the shining example of a good biblical husband. On a recent KC clip I saw Nick downplay the extent of his enjoyment using the balldo, even though he gave a full shining review of the thing when it came out. If he simply said: "I do whatever I want, bish. Mind your business", that would have looked a lot less pathetic than this half an hour anorexic dwarf cope session.

 

[RotPockets]

Considering even that audience is mostly gone it's like his own Tumbler blog.

…signing off Nicky Ratshits the Kitchen Bitching Faggot, make sure you like, share and subscribe. Byeee!

Spoiler: Alternate

Spoiler: AI Enhanced

 

[Fapcop]

Caesar himself created the genus of the phrase that as a pretext to divorce his (likely) second wife Pompeia—which he wanted to do anyways because the marriage was unhappy— under the pretense Pompeia had been vaguely implicated in a convoluted scheme by a questor named Clodius who dressed as a woman to enter an all-woman's religious ceremony with the intent of seducing her.

Caesar himself of course did not hold himself to this same standard and openly fucked everything that moved, including Brutus' mom and Cleopatra while married.

Clodius does remind me of Nick though.

“Rome” was almost 1000 years from the age of the Kings to the fall of the Western Roman Empire.

Sexual and moral standards obviously changed back and forth during that time.

One thing that Romans had as a constant almost throughout that time however, was DIGNITAS.

A concept that Nick unfortunately seems to have forgotten.