DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PetiteDragon43]

what sydephil is it when he's either being smug or just whining at an amazing rate while playing SF then glances at OBSyde Phil for validation of what he just said or to eyefuck himself like that scene in american psycho?

EDIT - he's especially retarded today, like he got further brain damage overnight.

Is it GranduerSydePhil? The Phil that gets released when he has a money buff? Or is it SeetheSydePhil when he doesn't have anything above $26 and is generally more abusive?

 

[hector85]

Great supportive and meaningful stream today guys.

Not a decade of failure
Not a decade of failure
Not a decade of failure

hes technically right. its more like a decade and a half of failure.

 

[grump]

It might not be the longest thread but I nominate we create a many sydes of Phil thread with examples to back up our choices.

Not an exhaustive list....

ClownSydePhil: The Phil that appears when he LARPs all cheery or for a celebration and he just comes off as an insufferable twat.

DowntroddenSydePhil: The Phil that appears when he needs to LARP as a down on his luck joe who is just being bullied and kicked when he's down. He is variously PoorSydePhil when Phil needs to plead poverty, DepressedSydePhil when phil needs to play that card, and AverageJoeSydePhil when phil needs to be the 'one of the guys' against a rich elite figure or class

ChadSydePhil: The flipside of DowntroddenSydePhil that appears when he wants to LARP as a happy successful famous chad who people are jealous of. Or is above the drama people are trying to drag him into. He is variously HappySydePhil, SuccessSydePhil, a groundbreaking PioneerSydePhil, has a decent income contradicting his pleas of poverty when he gets butthurt people call him poor, EliteSydePhil when he wants people to think he is special or has an in with an exclusive group..Or is trying to butter up a famous Youtuber or authority figure.

BegSydePhil: The biggest part of DowntroddenSydePhil

FalsettoSydePhil: The hypothetical opponent to Phil's various opinions and ideas he uses in his regular Socratic dialogues to show how stupid people are for disagreeing with him. Characterized by the 'funny' high pitched or marble mouth voices he uses to represent them.

DudBroSydePhil: The Phil that LARPed as a stereotypical edgy and antipc dudebro from the 90s early 2000s. Mostly phased out.

MaddoxSydePhil: A very early Phil who LARPed as Maddox. Phased out

AVGNSydePhil: An early Phil that LARPed as AVGN. Phased out

WardCleaverSydePhil: The Phil that LARPs as a 50s TV dad.

WokeSydePhil: The Phil that LARPs as a Twitter bluecheck SJW.

CelibacySydePhil: The Phil who hates sex and women with the passion of a 18th century schoolmarm. Might fall under his mistaken idea of what WardCleaverSydePhil should act like.

GrindsMyGearsSydePhil: The Phil who complains about the most stereotypical and obvious shit he sees others complain about for asspat points and pretends he experiences the same problems as others. Healthcare, Taxes etc. Also the Phil that complains about every mundane thing and turns it into the Napoleonic war.

AgreeableSydePhil: The Phil that appeared throughout the SideScrollers podcast alongside VictimSydePhil. A notable example is when Craig and Co slapped down VictimSydePhil spinning up the pity train over EscortGate by explaining that it was the trolls that ultimately helped him and he immediately agreed with Craig and dropped it as if he was saying the same true story as Craig all along.

PissedSydePhil: When you get Phil angry (which is not that hard) and he drops whatever LARP mask he has on at the time. Usually appears when his fans piss him off in some way and the mask drops and you see the utter contempt and rage he has for them.

MalthusianSydePhil: A maskoff Phil that sometimes slips through when his guard is down and he's especially angry that expresses opinions that verge disturbingly close to proeugenics/progenocidal on segments of the population he deems unworthy.

 

[Fapcop]

Don’t forget

Substitute teacher-style Phil/“I’ll turn this car right around!”-style Phil who keeps a stern eye on his rowdy chat, and makes sure nobody has fun. Or (god forbid!) has fun in “the wrong way!”

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

The only thing he truly loves is eating.

And the best part is he can’t e en enjoy that since his post nasal drip means he’s chugging snot while doing so.

 

[Fapcop]

The only thing he truly loves is eating.

There’s something weirdly sexual about the way Phil treats food and eats it.

All the foreplay and fingering it, even before he starts chucking it down his gullet.

He’s like a coomer who treats himself to watching that ass get stretched out even before he starts fapping.

Gacha, gin and food are the few things that still give him pleasure, and given that Phil has been a weird asexual basically since he went on YouTube, I wouldn’t be surprised if any sexual energy he has, has been transferred unto food.

 

[Pickle Man]

Not sure this been mentioned but at the end of the latest SomeOrdinaryPodcast, Mutahar/Someordinarygamers mentioned that he working on a dsp video that going to cover dsp history of begging

 

[grump]

Can't wait for the DSP's trademark intentionally tortured mispronouncing the name of the current Youtube celebrity he's having a beef with as a sign of his disdain for them.

 

[JimiHendrix]

really wish phils fans would play into the shit he says more. when he starts hitting the "I don't know guys, 70$ is a lot...." they should just respond with "it's ok phil, you don't have to play it. we understand if you can't afford it"

see how fast his attitude changes.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

LMAO, playing Warzone he got up on a rooftop and had to lean way in to see if there were any players in the distance. This guy's eyes are so fucked and he refuses to wear glasses.

 

[Halloween23]

I don't know about what the worst version of DSP is, there's way too many options. But the best DSP is definitely pretentious fast food reviewer DSP. Reviewing fast food slop like he's Gordon Ramsay at a Michelin star restaurant and complaining because his whopper patty isn't centered perfectly was unintentional comedy kino.

 

[BlastMonk]

I don't know about what the worst version of DSP is, there's way too many options. But the best DSP is definitely pretentious fast food reviewer DSP. Reviewing fast food slop like he's Gordon Ramsay at a Michelin star restaurant and complaining because his whopper patty isn't centered perfectly was unintentional comedy kino.

My first exposure to DSP was is infamous cup noodle video. I thought it was a very elaborate joke video and thought DSP was a comedic genius. Then I realised it wasn't an act and he was actually the sterotypical comically stupid american

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I don't know about what the worst version of DSP is, there's way too many options. But the best DSP is definitely pretentious fast food reviewer DSP. Reviewing fast food slop like he's Gordon Ramsay at a Michelin star restaurant and complaining because his whopper patty isn't centered perfectly was unintentional comedy kino.

DSP Tries It is the only content of Dave's that I ever liked, in that it's so bad that it's funny way.

 

[Comma]

LMAO, playing Warzone he got up on a rooftop and had to lean way in to see if there were any players in the distance. This guy's eyes are so fucked and he refuses to wear glasses.

 

[Balr0g]

I think you forgot SickSydePhil: the Phil that comes out whenever he has an ailment that threatens his very life like the ear infection where he posted that picture of his face on the couch (or bed) looking like a serial killer. Or the recent sick saga where he acted all dramatically to envoke pity in his cult.
And there is RevisionistSydePhil: the Phil that retells his old stories with a new spin to make him look better then what he told all those years ago. This is probably one of the dumbest Phils because he tries to go against his own words.
Then there is TopHatersSydePhil: they Phil who had the balls to say something controversial and funny but is now gone

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

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Making a strong case for BlindSydePhil here, this is painful.
Superblindman could have seen that enemy.
Hell, I've watched this in portrait mode on my phone, and I saw them instantly.

Do we know the dimensions of his TV?
His AHFFICE is tiny, so if the TV is anything above 50'' it can't be so far away from him that he should have any trouble seeing enemy players.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Making a strong case for BlindSydePhil here, this is painful.
Superblindman could have seen that enemy.
Hell, I've watched this in portrait mode on my phone, and I saw them instantly.

Do we know the dimensions of his TV?
His AHFFICE is tiny, so if the TV is anything above 50'' it can't be so far away from him that he should have any trouble seeing enemy players.

There's no way that TV isn't 3-4 feet at most away from him.
This piggie needs to go to the eye doctor and get the fat removed from around his eyes.

E:
This actually got me thinking. Phils in his mid 40s right?
He definitely should be starting to get some grey hairs especially with a dark head of hair. I wonder if he dyes his hair and refuses to wear glasses cause it makes him look old.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

He refuses to wear glasses because he's stuck in the 90s back when kids with glasses were called '4 eyes' or whatever.

Nowadays glasses are a goddamn fashion accessory and even people who don't need them wear them without prescription lenses.

 

[Balr0g]

This actually got me thinking. Phils in his mid 40s right?
He definitely should be starting to get some grey hairs especially with a dark head of hair. I wonder if he dyes his hair and refuses to wear glasses cause it makes him look old.

Phil is 41. And going by his beard he defintely has grey hairs already (most observable in his shorts where he filmed himself with his cellphone camera). But the hair colour might hold for a little bit longer. Though to be honest I thought the stress he goes through would have greyed him early. Or his stress is just another facade he plays up.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Phil is 41. And going by his beard he defintely has grey hairs already (most observable in his shorts where he filmed himself with his cellphone camera). But the hair colour might hold for a little bit longer. Though to be honest I thought the stress he goes through would have greyed him early. Or his stress is just another facade he plays up.

He definitely gets it dyed every time at Twirls n Curls. His goatee is 98% white (and patchy) but he doesn't have a single grey hair on his shoe-polish shiny black head? Sure buddy.
Phil is so weirdly vain. Sometimes when he's making a custom character look exactly like him for the Xth time he'll say, "ohh I'm so ugly I have jowels" but he seems incredibly sensitive about any jabs at his looks. Maybe he can say it but his audience isn't allowed because they're beneath him and should know their place.