Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

REGENDarySumanai said:
He makes Pat look like Schwarzenegger.
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But you know what? I see a bit of Arnold in him too:
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Oxyjen said:
Agreeing that it’s most likely him, but … Why on earth did he release the clip from the CCTV system?
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Wasn't that footage originally a part of the evidence folder, among the printed out Hoolies faxes and other such gems, that Fat sent to Josiah during Apostlegate as a proof of the clinically obsessed criminal harassment he's been subjected to by the pests?
 
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Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
but he doesn't know a single hero character from either France or New Zealand
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I don't know aboit France but Jake the Muss from Once Were Warriors is from New Zealand and he's one scary motherfucker.
Hes also a wife beater so Patrick would relate.
Can't think of a Frenchman apart from the guy with the huge nose from Leon.
Who is also an assassin.
So add a wife beating alcoholic and another paid killer to his list I guess.
 
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bile demon said:
Wasn't that footage originally a part of the evidence folder, among the printed out Hoolies faxes and other such gems, that Fat sent to Josiah during Apostlegate as a proof of the clinically obsessed criminal harassment he's been subjected to by the pests?
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Yes, that is what Pat told Josiah he intended to do. But knowing his love for publicity and attention, it would not surprise me to discover that video was in fact meant only for the "reporters", and not actually the MPD. He knows they would be able to tell that's him, and he'd be screwed.

I think that's why he doesn't usually respond when Josiah tweets that video and tags the MPD.
 
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Maude Snew said:
Only state he knows is state of inebriation.
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Wrong again, little infant baby child. Pat is also well acquainted with the state of denial.
Oliver Onions said:
I think what makes it really bad is the fact that, like any good janny, he does it for free. There are plenty of internet retards out there who do nothing but engage in pointless Twitter slapfights all day, but the difference is they do it for content they can then turn into superchats on their shitty livestreams.
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His divine punishment for selfishly abandoning his own daughter is that he must spend all his waking hours selflessly providing free entertainment to people he detests.
GamerGateSurvivor said:
Don't forget the fact that every now and then, he gets into screaming matches with his own toilet.
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An automatic clown said:
God damnit this website is broke. I've been trying to upload this tweet
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One of the most fascinating aspects of Pat to me is just how utterly humourless he is. If someone was tweeting at me pretending to be my toilet I'd have to laugh, even if I was annoyed with the people doing it. But he is always completely autistically serious about everything. I can't fathom it, it's so far from how my own brain works I may as well try and think like an actual pig. It's ironic that he has never been intentionally funny in his life but is one of the most unintentionally funny people I've ever come across.
 
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keytar said:
One of the most fascinating aspects of Pat to me is just how utterly humourless he is. If someone was tweeting at me pretending to be my toilet I'd have to laugh, even if I was annoyed with the people doing it. But he is always completely autistically serious about everything. I can't fathom it, it's so far from how my own brain works I may as well try and think like an actual pig. It's ironic that he has never been intentionally funny in his life but is one of the most unintentionally funny people I've ever come across.
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yeah honestly this is the biggest thing I just don't get with people like patrick. If I was getting the texts that he did I'd just have a laugh and play along because of just how absurd it is. If the frequency did bother me at some point I'd just block or change numbers, which is something pat categorically refuses to do.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
Speaking of Ona, quick side character update:

Do you remember that Pat's main ballwasher Eric Hildeman finally left the Pat Extended Universe in shame after the Pests found out his sister is an actual prostitute?

Well they found her getting into fights with one of her regulars and man... I just could not stop laughing.
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I know only 2 things about Milwaukee:
1) Pat is officially the town's hottest hunk.
2) If you visit it you need a hazmat suit: it protects you from both the radiation that turns people into monsters and the 200 miles/hr african fart tornadoes.
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I can't stop laughing at this mutant. Now we know why Pat thinks he's an old testament sex god. God what a sad life. Astute point from one of the owen brothermen:

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I'mThePatMan! said:
Yes, that is what Pat told Josiah he intended to do. But knowing his love for publicity and attention, it would not surprise me to discover that video was in fact meant only for the "reporters", and not actually the MPD. He knows they would be able to tell that's him, and he'd be screwed.

I think that's why he doesn't usually respond when Josiah tweets that video and tags the MPD.
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Most likely the video ended up in the hands of the police. The video was alluded to under oath in his defamation proceeding, so I'm not sure why he wouldn't give it to the police. One of the first questions they would have asked him is whether there was camera footage of the event, and if he said "no", he'd be lying. Absent any other proven instances of false flagging, he's always going to have some form of plausible deniability, and the cops probably won't do anything. That said, the statute of limitations is 5 years, and it happened in 2021, so that could all change if Fatso gets popped for the self-swats.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
Alright, I'm going to date myself here but shit Rick, my parents took me to see both Star Trek V and VI in the theaters because of how based I thought Star Trek II and TNG were. You were "sneaking" Trek in its most harmless forms? lmao, Patirck, Trek VI came out when you were eleven and I was half your age!

And fffuuuccccckkkk no is that the hardest moment in the franchise, SPOCK SACRIFICING HIMSELF AND IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE OUR FRIEND, JIM, MOTHERFUCKER HOLY SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU and I absolutely love the fuck out of VI and think it's one of the absolute pinnacles of the franchise.

You learned how to "be a person" from "sneaking" Trek? "Good lord." - Patrick Stewart, "Get a life." - William Shatner.


What in the fuck is he talking about. Could he even name three continents? Two of them have the same name as the country he lives in!
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The Wrath of Khan was probably my favorite Star Trek movie. Star Trek VI is right up there though, even if it does show the time it was made by being an obvious end of the Cold War allegory.
The whole Spock trilogy, II, III, and IV where basically one long movie, but II stands out. I don't know what happened with V, I like it personally even if it is goofy as shit, but Undiscovered Country was fucking great, definitely the best story imo.
 
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Pepperonified said:
I can't stop laughing at this mutant. Now we know why Pat thinks he's an old testament sex god. God what a sad life. Astute point from one of the owen brothermen:

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in case anyone wants context as to who Big A is

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LGHDR+ said:
Triple chin bonus!

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AI sure has given Patposting new energy huh? Nice. Keeping on with the theme then:

A Brotherman reminded everyone that today is the anniversary of Pearl Harbor.
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Brotherman Fricklefrackle, one of the best posters on the first better forum never disappoints:

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it just dawned on me that Pat is willing to forgive someone who was personally an active attacker on Pearl Harbor... but at the same time considers an unredeemable traitor anyone who voted for Trump.

What a faggot.
 
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