Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pee Your Pants]

Its been a quiet time for Staph (she's probably hiding on her pedo Discord), so I decided to go back in the thread for some classic Staph to keep us entertained until she emerges.

I looked at her digital grimoire (provided way back in the thread by a kiwi who reuploaded it here ) for shits and giggles. In one folder, she had saved 500 sigils. I am not exaggerating - there were exactly 500. As we are all familiar with by now, for witchcraft believers, sigils get created with a desire in mind, then used to make those desires come true. Staph saved a lot of sigils she found online, as well as auto generated them using websites that do such things. You put your wish in, it makes a sigil for you, lazy witch shit. She hand doodled some of them (my favourite being my avatar one).

I present to you a selection of some that she saved/made herself which, if she actually used them (and if you believe in such things), have all backfired in some way or are incredibly ironic, so are hilarious to me. There are also some baffling and very Staph specific ones.

Spoiler: Ready made.

Her accounts are always found.


More like 'new account handle.' Wtf is that background image.


LOL.


Just 'OK'? Also, what friends?


Yes, it has caught all of our attention. Monkey's paw style.


Hilarious.


She has 116 subscribers to her YouTube channel.


She must have never got round to using this one.


Proof that magick isn't real/she's shit at it.

Spoiler: Auto generated

Well, her selfishness has backfired badly.


This speaks volumes about her expectations in her life. I remember her 'charging' a sigil by 'watching YouTube.'


She needs this image sent to her the next time she suicide baits.

Spoiler: Staph specific

I wonder at what point in the harem she used this...


She opted to doodle and pray than waddle to a drugstore for laxatives, I guess.


She's talked non stop about her shits for years, so maybe this one has worked too well.


Jesus fucking CHRIST. How retarded do you have to be to make/use a sigil to have an orgasm.


Does she draw this on her fucking father like a golem every time she wants her apartment cleaned?

Spoiler: Staph's doodles.

Use a magic wand to poke the 'off' button on a computer. Works every time.


Oh shit, antis watch out! This utter clusterfuck of a drawing is gonna shut your mouth!


It says 'help me diminish jealousy between partners.' All she has to do is imagine them not being jealous - they are her imaginary friends after all. Also, aren't sigils meant to be aesthetically pleasing and easy to picture in your mind?


This one is quite pretty, despite it being for something so revolting. She might not have drawn it, but its so Staph specific.


Wash your cutlery then lol.

Adding an update:

 

[a hapless toad]

Why is she so insistent on going to the greater NYC area when there's a doctor in Syracuse (80 miles north via highway 81) who does her weird t-dick surgery AND takes Medicaid?

I guess it's for the same reason that she couldn't provide any local resources to the only person who comments on FB posts from her "organization" - she's a fucking lazy FAS retard.

https://www.transhealthcare.org/dmitriy-nikolavsky/

https://www.eventscribe.net/2023/AUA2023/fsPopup.asp?Mode=presenterInfo&PresenterID=1471842

 

[Oscar Wilde]

Let's not gloss over the "little guy" comment. I don't have it in me to spell out the complicated feelings of disgust that phrasing just pushed through my skull. May she never get her rot dog.

 

[omori]

No, no, let her. She’s gonna have to learn the hard way that she isn’t trans.

 

[Vandy2]

It says 'help me diminish jealousy between partners.' All she has to do is imagine them not being jealous - they are her imaginary friends after all. Also, aren't sigils meant to be aesthetically pleasing and easy to picture in your mind

But then where will they get their fill of narcissism and angst away from the computer? Being torn between two lovers is classic teenage self insert fan fic angst plot (which is another clue on how fake it all is).

Let's not gloss over the "little guy" comment. I don't have it in me to spell out the complicated feelings of disgust that phrasing just pushed through my skull. May she never get her rot dog.

The moronic thing is they aren't getting a rot dog. They want a matoidioplasty, which is just snipping some skin to release the clit. It doesn't give you anything else. So them freaking out over this makes no sense because they already have the anatomy there. They're going to be really angry when it doesn't change anything because they haven't been on T long enough to have significant change.

 

[Aunt Carol]

They're going to be really angry when it doesn't change anything because they haven't been on T long enough to have significant change

I wonder if she'd get as far as the consultation and have the surgeon tell her to come back in a year or so, or upgrade to a rotdog.

Her (insurance's) money's good, but it seems like you'd want to wait to have clitoral growth beforehand.



I happened into a short video about another woman who claimed to feel kinship with Jeffrey Dahmer, Taylor Schabusiness. She's serving life in Wisconsin now; I bet she'd have time to exchange letters with a true and honest bisexual and hybristophile who could tell her what Jeffrey's been up to recently.

 

[glass_houses]

I wonder if she'd get as far as the consultation and have the surgeon tell her to come back in a year or so, or upgrade to a rotdog.

Her (insurance's) money's good, but it seems like you'd want to wait to have clitoral growth beforehand.

100% this surgery crap will fade away after Staph's mum dies. Staph is a gigantic attention seeker, like most narcs. Her father and her family are all focused on her desperately ill mum right now, and to a narc, that shit's just not on. Even narcs who masquerade as 'nice' pull this kind of shit. You're sick, they're sicker. You're depressed, you have no idea how they feel. You're having a grand celebration for a milestone, they show up three quarters of the way through it and then burst into tears and demand comfort because of *disaster* that prevented them from being on time and now they need comfort and reassurance that they're not a bad person.

Absolutely Staph's fetishes and sexual deviancy are in play here, but ultimately it's all covered by "look at me!". It's like troons going out in public dressed like their favourite anime girl, or even in flat out lingerie. Someone who wants to be part of a movement studies their fellow members very carefully and tries to imitate them. Sure there's the wannabes who're so over the top that they're ridiculous, but ultimately they're still trying to be part of the movement. Troons who say they want to be women seem to only wear appropriate, socially acceptable and fashionable clothing when they're stealing garments from their wife; left to shop for themselves, they inevitably end up dressing up as the fourteen year old big tiddy anime gf they've always wanted for themselves.

EDIT to add: remember how Staph has said that there's an operation that could stop her chronic lifelong GERD but refuses to do it because she doesn't want to be on the medical diet that follows the operation for a few short weeks? Chronic GERD is an absolute fucking bitch, anyone will tell you. It may not be strictly painful but the endless sensation is maddening, not to mention the risk of ending up with ulcers or cancer or esophageal spasms, or even it suffocating you in your sleep. But there's absolutely no social credit for heartburn, regardless of how agonisingly painful esophageal spasms are. Cancer, on the other hand? That shit gets everyone's attention.

I'm not saying that Staph is actively hoping to get cancer, but I am pointing out that Staph is quite willing to live with painful lifelong conditions if fixing them is inconvenient to her or reduces the chances of receiving attention for it. Hence, she's living with GERD but wants the attention that genital mutilation will bring her.

 

[Chromeo]

EDIT to add: remember how Staph has said that there's an operation that could stop her chronic lifelong GERD but refuses to do it because she doesn't want to be on the medical diet that follows the operation for a few short weeks? Chronic GERD is an absolute fucking bitch, anyone will tell you. It may not be strictly painful but the endless sensation is maddening, not to mention the risk of ending up with ulcers or cancer or esophageal spasms, or even it suffocating you in your sleep. But there's absolutely no social credit for heartburn, regardless of how agonisingly painful esophageal spasms are. Cancer, on the other hand? That shit gets everyone's attention.

I'm not saying that Staph is actively hoping to get cancer, but I am pointing out that Staph is quite willing to live with painful lifelong conditions if fixing them is inconvenient to her or reduces the chances of receiving attention for it. Hence, she's living with GERD but wants the attention that genital mutilation will bring her.

How funny would it be if her GERD somehow prevented them from giving her a fake dick? Like she goes in all ready to be a futanari or whatever and they're wheeling her into the OR when someone is like "WAIT it says here you have GERD, we can't actually do any surgery on you unless you get that under control first." She'd be SO. MAD. She'd be screaming about it on every account she has!

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

How funny would it be if her GERD somehow prevented them from giving her a fake dick? Like she goes in all ready to be a futanari or whatever and they're wheeling her into the OR when someone is like "WAIT it says here you have GERD, we can't actually do any surgery on you unless you get that under control first." She'd be SO. MAD. She'd be screaming about it on every account she has!

what if they asked her to lose weight for it lol

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Paxil is an antidepressant, not an antipsychotic, you mong.

 

[athousandrustynails]

She's proven with her "sigils" that she can write and draw legibly. What's the deal with the patches? Does she actually make them with her feet?

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

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Paxil is an antidepressant, not an antipsychotic, you mong.

To be fair, paroxetine/Paxil is an antidepressant, but it can be used for schizophrenia... It just is usually used in combination with antipsychotics, as it tends to treat the negative symptoms of schizophrenia (e.g., depression). It’s definitely no first line and in no way used alone for hallucinations. Without knowing what else she takes, though, couldn’t tell you more. Either way, Paxil isn’t gonna make her imaginary friends go away. There’s no “gotcha,” here, Staph.

and lmao at the fact Paxil also increases appetite and slows metabolism which ultimately tends to lead to weight gain…

 

[Meowzers]

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Paxil is an antidepressant, not an antipsychotic, you mong.

ime paxil absolutely annihilates your libido. i think it's noted to be one of the worst SSRIs for sexual dysfunction actually. normally i wouldn't wish that on anyone but inshallah it happens to staph

 

[fatcock burgerking]

How funny would it be if her GERD somehow prevented them from giving her a fake dick? Like she goes in all ready to be a futanari or whatever and they're wheeling her into the OR when someone is like "WAIT it says here you have GERD, we can't actually do any surgery on you unless you get that under control first." She'd be SO. MAD. She'd be screaming about it on every account she has!

Actually, if she needs intubated anesthesia, she might need to get her GERD under control. Not sure exactly, but I think that would be a choking hazard in that case.

 

[pink cigarettes]

what if they asked her to lose weight for it lol

I can imagine how this would play out- she'd lie about her weight on any computer intake stuff or forms. Then when she arrived she'd be asked by a bored intake nurse to step on a scale. She'd nervously stammer something about how um actually? She technically doesn't have to get weighed at a doctor's visit? (Tumblr hams are always going on about this). The nurse would then have to explain to her that this isn't a routine check-up, and that they need to weigh her for safety reasons, etc.

Not sure what would happen next though, because one thing Stephanie has never done is touch the fact that she's a chonker and getting bigger. She's never done the HAES fat and fabulous thing. I think she might even keep such an exchange secret tbh, because she doesn't like to think of herself as being fat. Against all clear sensory evidence to the contrary, she is really committed to this bit about her being a sexy sexy hot attractive sexual sex-haver, lol

 

[JaneThough]

ime paxil absolutely annihilates your libido. i think it's noted to be one of the worst SSRIs for sexual dysfunction actually. normally i wouldn't wish that on anyone but inshallah it happens to staph

I don't think Staph is actually as sexually driven as she makes herself out to be. All her shit reads like a 12 yr old boy who just found his Dad's playboy and now wants his friends to think he's a big man. "Ohhh yeah I TOTALLY had sex. I put my elbow in her ear then stuck a flag in her belly button."

 

[Aunt Carol]

Actually, if she needs intubated anesthesia, she might need to get her GERD under control. Not sure exactly, but I think that would be a choking hazard in that case.

Her GERD diagnosis is one of the things the anesthesiologist is going to ask her about in the pre-op interview, but it's not going to keep her from surgery. This would be a planned surgery where she'd be safely NPO beforehand, and it's trivial to keep her at a higher angle for induction. IANAA/CRNA but IIRC GERD just puts you at greater risk of aspiration, so they'd want to use the endotracheal tube rather than the laryngeal mask airway... which they'd have already decided after eyeballing her neck and her BMI.

IIRC, Staph chronically takes a proton pump inhibitor for her GERD, and then uses her diagnosis as an excuse to blog about eating spicy food before bed, or claim she slept poorly due to GERD (but only when she's already having an argument with someone).

You'd think someone whose only truly diagnosed "disability" was gastric reflux would have learned to plan their meals better, and put a wedge under the top of their mattress. From the way she complains about it, I suspect she doesn't really have many symptoms of her GERD, she just knows what they would be (or what they used to be).

But GERD is the only card she's been dealt (that she wants to acknowledge); in the game of Oppression Poker, the rest of her hand is torn pieces of notebook paper that she's written "INTERSEX" and "RAPED BY GHOST" in crayon. She'll still bluff hard with them, but she can't let go of the deuce that's at least real.

~~metaphors are my passion

 

[redbarchetta]

New ghost just dropped.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Honestly it's hard to imagine Staph actually going through with any of this. It seems like she can barely work up the courage to speak to a cashier. She manages it enough to order fast food but she'd have an anxiety meltdown in a pub. Idk if she's even kissed another person??
I know she had the hysto but it was actually medically nevessary, and surely with parents hand-holding through it.
The idea of her actually getting to the point where, on her own, she's like "yeah, anesthesize me and cut me up between my legs" just doesn't seem likely.

 

[Plague Flea]

Staph knew back in August that she needed to lose weight to qualify for surgery, though this was from reading up on the requirements rather than being told. And of course she has done nothing about it in the meantime.