Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[No Scope]

Another Bernie Garçon video released.

Nick Rekieta fumbles another Kyle interview​

 

[Swole McPole]

I'm mystified as to why anyone would say such a thing. (Aside from the oft-remarked room temperature IQ, of course. This guy spells like a convict, doesn't he?)

Surely it's the people who have inadequate sex lives who are living vicariously through the Balldo king and his escapades in Hedonism 2?

Also, the only way this guy is having sex for 'a couple hrs straight, hydrating and then going again' is if he's having a train run on him in cell block number 9. Nothing 'weird or impossible' about that, and I'm happy that he enjoyed it. Presumably he'll enjoy it again when he gets his next bit?

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Found this funny gem while scrolling back:

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Rekeita will drop his own sextape anytime soon to try and own Josh I garuntee it

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Found this funny gem while scrolling back:

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Say the words Nick. Say Josh has a broke dick. Put on the Balldo. Become the Balldo. Do it. Joke about raping little kids more. Ascend to the plane of higher cowdom. But first pour yourself a drink

 

[stupid frog]

Say the words Nick. Say Josh has a broke dick. Put on the Balldo. Become the Balldo. Do it. Joke about raping little kids more. Ascend to the plane of higher cowdom. But first pour yourself a drink

I read the last sentence in KAP's AI Ralph voice, fml.

Don't forget to thumb her ass, Nic!

 

[Prince_Stolas]

Found this funny gem while scrolling back:

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This is inches away from "Your dick does not work, Jersh". And again with the self-aggrandizing BS, I hope someone is keeping a list of what Nick claims to be, because now we need to add a "Monogamous sexual tyrannosaurus" to it. And this turning tables thing would surely work on Warski, the biggest coomer degenerate on the continent. He is just uncomfortable with that aspect of himself, right.

Nick is so rot-brained at this point, that he seems to be unable to grasp the fact that it is not "oversharing about the sex life" part that most people have a problem with. There are both people in the Sektur (Warski) and famous celebrities (rockstars like MM, etc) that do often tell stories about it. Thing is, if you decide to do that there are two things you need to be fully prepared for:
1) People instantly making fun of it. You cannot just tell where and how your fucking dick bends and then expect that not to be the prime topic of discussion and ridicule for months to come.
2) After you overshare, you cannot act like a 100% biblical authentic christian husband and give advice based on that. You just can't, I'm sorry. "Religious" people don't tell stories like that to audiences of 100s of strangers. Just relabel it to something akin to "Retarded coomer advice". Else you look like the Pope having dinner with trannies one day and preaching the gospel the other.

 

[sum ting wong]

This. I still haven’t been able to watch the rumble portion of last night’s stream, playback is giving me too many issues


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My face when the 'jokes' just keep coming.

 

[KingofSomething]

 

[Laura Loomer]

 

[mfalkner]

What a fag

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Ah, I see we had a “fuck you, heartfelt“ moment. Here’s another video, which may be relevant.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Though who still gives this goober money?

The instigating superchatter Helhound was a drunk trucker in chat wanting to slip into Nick's DMs according to Elissa's comments.

Nick talked about the nanny buying snacks (blames her for the junk food & no meals situation in the Rekieta household)

That's some really circuitous logic there.

"The hired help that I employ, because my SAHM wife can't run my household, spends 3k+ monthly to stock my snack cupboard at my behest. She is also responsible for my children living off HFCS poison and the destruction of the nuclear family sitdown meal".

 

[Nod Flenders]

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What a fag

You have to be a grade A faggot to simp for Rekieta. Didn't even need to read this to know that this poster's a faggot.

 

[Kopasea]

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The attention in Nick's locals must be really drying up for her to venture out into Elissa's comment section and start a-logging.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Don't really know how to download vids off twitter but



https://twitter.com/texasmofo/status/1733026600223117810

Someone posted a clip of faggalot vague whining about people cancelling on him because of his recent guest. I'm guessing that recent guest was diddler Dax Herrera. Not sure why he is surprised that people are dodging him when you associate with pedos. He's whining about the 'libertarians' and 'conservatives' either leaving him on read or outright declining him but won't name names. Why do nick and faggalot do this? So bitch made. Just name them. However, halfway thru the clip that was not made by faggalot (presumably by this texas mofo guy) fnt and g+g was blamed. Cursory check, texas mofo seems to be an EVS fan, who is also not a fan of fnt and g+g.

Edit: I went to the stream. It's a 2 hour stream, I jumped around for around 5 mins throughout the stream and it's really just about a 70% whining about people dodging him and 20% going back to the gamestop thing that made his channel (who the fuck still even thinks about gamestop) and 10% of just being a pure faggot. His channel is at 224k while pippa is at 290k. I remember vividly that when the pippa v camelot thing happened, both was at 221k because 221 was just a number I personally remember. Another thing to note is that camelot is still raking in the massive paypigs, saw a 300usd and 100usd superchat. Faggots really do have loose wallets aside from their loose assholes. Maybe nick should pivot from winemoms to complete faggots.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Don't really know how to download vids off twitter but

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https://twitter.com/texasmofo/status/1733026600223117810

Someone posted a clip of faggalot vague whining about people cancelling on him because of his recent guest. I'm guessing that recent guest was diddler Dax Herrera. Not sure why he is surprised that people are dodging him when you associate with pedos. He's whining about the 'libertarians' and 'conservatives' either leaving him on read or outright declining him but won't name names. Why do nick and faggalot do this? So bitch made. Just name them. However, halfway thru the clip that was not made by faggalot (presumably by this texas mofo guy) fnt and g+g was blamed. Cursory check, texas mofo seems to be an EVS fan, who is also not a fan of fnt and g+g.

Coomalot doesn't understand that conservatives and libertarians are actually anti-anti-anti-SJWs now, and since Dick is an anti-anti-SJW, they don't want to associate with him. Dick being pro-pedo doesn't help either. He should ask his good lawyer friend about maps and walls.

Local copy of the clip

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Interesting you say that, as I’m Catholic…

Nick has outright said that he thinks all churches have it wrong. Prots are wrong, we’re wrong, I think he forgot about the Orthodox, but they’re probably wrong, too.

Well duh, they think that Jesus Christ is the son of God. Only Nick is smart enough to know that Christians should follow the true faith of Jesus Christ being just a normal dude with nice ideas.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Say the words Nick. Say Josh has a broke dick. Put on the Balldo. Become the Balldo. Do it. Joke about raping little kids more. Ascend to the plane of higher cowdom. But first pour yourself a drink

don't let those kiwifags big league you nick! you earned another stiff drink! pop another modafinil while you're at it, in fact I bet if you slipped in a xanax or two that would get those darn Christian Conservative fanfic farm trolls real mad!

 

[keke]

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>how do you fuck that up?
I don't know Nick why don't you tell us.

Is something fucked on my end? Because none of the videos you post even try and load for me. Errors on em all.

 

[Tour of Italy]

What a odd thing to do, complaining about your own insufficiency.

Just take control my dude. I imagine it’s hard with that many kids but it’s not that hard and you’re literally the only one who can do it.

If you want your kids to eat better, feed them better.