Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 61 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 140 38.8%

  • Total voters
    361
He says that it depends on the society and if you think the age of consent is too low, that doesn't mean that you have to "dip down" personally.
Bold move for Nick to change his brand to lawsplaining age of consent laws. Apparently the only law topic he wants to touch these days is if you should be able to "dip down" a sixteen year old in your mid-30s.
 
I just spilled some chocolate milk down the side of the carton, the good kind made with whole milk, and anyway I licked it off the side and a quote from the Bhagavad Gita suddenly rushed to mind:

"I am become Balldo, destroyer of careers."
 
I'm late but what are the main theories on why this is happening? like the ramp up in drinking, the vagueposting about weird shit, is it just his tanking career or is there more to it?

The speculation has been endless without any tangible proof in any direction since the "worst day of his life" 18 months ago immediately after the Depp trial.

Proposed causes include
- new personal medical diagnosis, even possibly terminal or degenerative (he made a quip at the time that he realistically only had 15 years or so of healthy life left)
- infidelity, whether physical or emotional, on the behalf of Kayla
- being cutoff from the family inheritance on his mother's side
- being thrown out of their church group/homeschool co-op/community groups (he's been complaining a lot recently about the Scandinavian Christian prudes)
 
I'm late but what are the main theories on why this is happening? like the ramp up in drinking, the vagueposting about weird shit, is it just his tanking career or is there more to it?
He’s trying to cope with over sharing about his personal life, which went into overdrive during 2022. He reviewed a sex toy called The Balldo, & the drinking had been ramping up for months. Once humiliated, he drank way more, & despite the advice pouring in from all directions (“Pull up,”) he decided anyone who dared open their mouth aught to suck the balldo & not dare to give con crit, regular criticism, advice, and especially friendly ribbing. He then started to seethe. He seethed to his audience, about our wife, especially her body, & did a 180° turn on many previously held views. He began to spew troon talking points about Kiwi Farms, even when the worst that was regularly being said was “pull up.” That was how it started. Since he has nothing to dilate, he fixated on homosexuality. His vague posts generally reflect his denial, self immolation & embarrassment hurting his ego, so all he can do is be vague about his butthurt, it’s really that stupid. He shares pictures publicly of a bottle in his ass, then cries when people laugh. It seems to all come back to embarrassment & refusal of owning up to his own stupidity and mistakes. Losing viewers left & right, too.
 
I'm late but what are the main theories on why this is happening? like the ramp up in drinking, the vagueposting about weird shit, is it just his tanking career or is there more to it?
There are a lot of theories and speculations. but there are 2 camps that further sub-divide into other more specific theories?

1. He was always a degenerate and something emotional/financial happened in his personal life that set off a mid-life crisis.

Notable theories are:

a. Achievement of independent wealth
b. Ego and Narcissism taking over good sense with the minor fame he achieved
c. Crisis of religious faith
d. Crisis of familial or marital relationship (e.g. disinheritance, break with parents, spousal infidelity, threatened divorce, etc...)
e. Crisis in social relations at his local homeschool co-op, local church, or personal fried circle.

2. Biological Brain-damage from:

a. Substance abuse of alcohol, drugs, or a combination of the two
b. Terminal medical diagnosis

Some hold it was a different combination of the above, but this list probably accounts for a lot of the generalities.
 
You know what the gayest thing about the Dax pantomime and puppet show was?

I think Rekieta fucking showered for the first time in like a month. His hairs not as greasy, he reapplied his hair dye, and he’s wearing clean clothes. I think the Dax streams are highly scripted or Rekieta is that gay. He wants Dax to neg his poz hole.
 
There are a lot of theories and speculations. but there are 2 camps that further sub-divide into other more specific theories?

1. He was always a degenerate and something emotional/financial happened in his personal life that set off a mid-life crisis.

Notable theories are:

a. Achievement of independent wealth
b. Ego and Narcissism taking over good sense with the minor fame he achieved
c. Crisis of religious faith
d. Crisis of familial or marital relationship (e.g. disinheritance, break with parents, spousal infidelity, threatened divorce, etc...)
e. Crisis in social relations at his local homeschool co-op, local church, or personal fried circle.

2. Biological Brain-damage from:

a. Substance abuse of alcohol, drugs, or a combination of the two
b. Terminal medical diagnosis

Some hold it was a different combination of the above, but this list probably accounts for a lot of the generalities.

thank you, now I'm up to speed. 🙏

your mom
lurk moar pls

wow
 
He probably doesn't eat because he needs to spend his dwindling stream earnings on $200 bottles of whisky.
 
You know what the gayest thing about the Dax pantomime and puppet show was?

I think Rekieta fucking showered for the first time in like a month. His hairs not as greasy, he reapplied his hair dye, and he’s wearing clean clothes. I think the Dax streams are highly scripted or Rekieta is that gay. He wants Dax to neg his poz hole.
It's sad he can't muster the same effort for literally any other event. His family, neighbors, and God have to lay their eyes on this unkept sack of trash, but the coming of the Holy Degenerate Emperor Dax is what kicks the basic animal instinct of keeping oneself clean into gear.
 
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